GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[rallymorten]

RIP my GTA wallet
The day after Import/Export was released - the day Gunrunning is released
Why do you keep dying on me?​

Interesting, to say the least. I mean, public sessions will be even more of a :censored:show, but who here still play in *actual* public sessions anyway?​

 

[leeislee]

RIP my GTA wallet
The day after Import/Export was released - the day Gunrunning is released
Why do you keep dying on me?​

Interesting, to say the least. I mean, public sessions will be even more of a :censored:show, but who here still play in *actual* public sessions anyway?​

 

[Lizard]

RIP my GTA wallet
The day after Import/Export was released - the day Gunrunning is released
Why do you keep dying on me?​

Interesting, to say the least. I mean, public sessions will be even more of a :censored:show, but who here still play in *actual* public sessions anyway?​

Nope. Always do the internet trick to empty the lobby before doing this stuff.


Also. I WANT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

 

[gnomefromnome]

Headhunter...target decided to run a few laps

Not right now Simeon, I'm a little busy

 

[Dan]

Agent 14.. I kinda knew he'd be our contact for this.

Just what I wanted from this DLC. More painfully awkward dialogue that you can't skip if just one person on your team is AFK.

 

[Crumpet]

Just what I wanted from this DLC. More painfully awkward dialogue that you can't skip if just one person on your team is AFK.

I just don't want another pompous arse ringing me up.

 

[Dan]

I just don't want another pompous arse ringing me up.

Maybe they'll finally address it with this patch. Every single time I log in, I'm interrupted by my secretary informing me that I can upgrade my office. All she manages to utter is "Bo--" before I hang up.

 

[Sage Ages]

I would enjoy this game so much more if the phone had a "Do Not Disturb" function. That's all I ask.

 

[STI9]

Convoy event went really well. A bit of waiting around on spawns but it was a strong turnout and having 10 crew members going around, relatively organised, was pretty cool.

@250 GTO @Flash_Sweden @Eh Team @ExoSphere64 @Jamesyarders @jstickboy13 @Leadfoot530 @rallymorten @Sting

A lot more shots to upload but this will do for now.

 

[ExoSphere64]

Convoy event went really well. A bit of waiting around on spawns but it was a strong turnout and having 10 crew members going around, relatively organised, was pretty cool.

@250 GTO @Flash_Sweden @Eh Team @ExoSphere64 @Jamesyarders @jstickboy13 @Leadfoot530 @rallymorten @Sting

A lot more shots to upload but this will do for now.

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It was a great deal of fun. Thanks to all that attended. There were a few *slightly* itchy trigger fingers but everyone pretty much behaved themselves and made for an awesome crew event. This vid is for those that were there and wanted to see the random and spectacular trailer "detachment" at the pit... The rest is a little of the "end of session" shenanigans...

 

[Leadfoot530]

It was a great deal of fun. Thanks to all that attended. There were a few *slightly* itchy trigger fingers but everyone pretty much behaved themselves and made for an awesome crew event. This vid is for those that were there and wanted to see the random and spectacular trailer "detachment" at the pit... The rest is a little of the "end of session" shenanigans...

Yep, that waz my trailer. You would think Cluckin' Bell would euthanize the chickens before shoving them all in there, but apparently they don't. Must've been a batch of "Extra Crispy."

And what are we calling the truck racing thing? Semi-cross, Mototruck?

Either way, fun times were had; many laughs all around.

 

[Flash_Sweden]

It was a great deal of fun. Thanks to all that attended. There were a few *slightly* itchy trigger fingers but everyone pretty much behaved themselves and made for an awesome crew event. This vid is for those that were there and wanted to see the random and spectacular trailer "detachment" at the pit... The rest is a little of the "end of session" shenanigans...

It was at 0:01 that I realized that I'd fu:censored:ed up
I shouldn't have assumed that my CEO-Buzzard would spawn were there were no trucks/trailers.

 

[rallymorten]

The end of that Big Rig Rallycross has to be one of the best finishes ever.

If only F1 was half as interesting as particularly the first race.

 

[eran0004]

The Fleeca scope out heist setup is pretty hard to fail. Well, today I found someone talented enough to achieve that.

 

[STI9]

The Fleeca scope out heist setup is pretty hard to fail. Well, today I found someone talented enough to achieve that.

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Surprised it took you this long. My 3rd time playing it (my friends 1st) He threw a grenade at the bank...

 

[eran0004]

The weirdest disconnect message I've received so far.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

The weirdest disconnect message I've received so far.View attachment 651625

Which console? I get that once in a while on PS3, and I get it whenever a modder personally kicks me out of a lobby. That's the only time I ever see that message.

 

[eran0004]

Which console? I get that once in a while on PS3, and I get it whenever a modder personally kicks me out of a lobby. That's the only time I ever see that message.

PS3. I guess that's what happened then.

 

[ExoSphere64]

Sometimes you just get lucky... Test driving a friends Schafter V12 with said friend (@Marcus Garvey ) and @djslaney on board, I was just giving her the beans and didn't think any of this through. Last minute course change was destined to be horrific... But then...

 

[Dan]

Sometimes you just get lucky... Test driving a friends Schafter V12 with said friend (@Marcus Garvey ) and @djslaney on board, I was just giving her the beans and didn't think any of this through. Last minute course change was destined to be horrific... But then...

O_O You didn't look like you were going fast enough to get launched that far. Wow.

 

[e rikkie]

Convoy event went really well. A bit of waiting around on spawns but it was a strong turnout and having 10 crew members going around, relatively organised, was pretty cool.

@250 GTO @Flash_Sweden @Eh Team @ExoSphere64 @Jamesyarders @jstickboy13 @Leadfoot530 @rallymorten @Sting

A lot more shots to upload but this will do for now.

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i assume nothing blew up

 

[STI9]

i assume nothing blew up

Nah it did. See @ExoSphere64 's post below mine. The video captures it nicely

 

[e rikkie]

Nah it did. See @ExoSphere64 's post below mine. The video captures it nicely

gggrrrmmmbbbllll so i could've attended .....

 

[STI9]

gggrrrmmmbbbllll so i could've attended .....

There is a strong chance we will have another next Sunday...maybe...probably.

 

[Crumpet]

Los Santos Customs can be a depressing place.

 

[ExoSphere64]

O_O You didn't look like you were going fast enough to get launched that far. Wow.

I am quite shocked at the distance... I think the little kicker at the top of that bypass helped a little. Needless to say I now own one!

 

[GT5Power]

The weirdest disconnect message I've received so far.View attachment 651625

When people are tired of the unknown network error and R* decide to come up with something new...

 

[Dan]

When people are tired of the unknown network error and R* decide to come up with something new...

"Returning to Grand Theft Auto V because 🤬 you."

 

[nascarfan1400]

Where did my random awarded 400K go to?

I know the custom is slower than the stock, but this thing looks awesome!

 

[ProjectWHaT]