GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I've called for my jet many times, and provided that you are standing in a decently wide road, he'll deliver it without a problem. For me, it's gotten stuck in an alley once out of maybe 20 times.
 
That I have yet to find out :lol:

I imagine he'll crash it since he is incompetent at everything.

Reminds me of ZDUPH's *minor* problems when asking his mechanic for an offroad vehicle during an LS4X4 meet. Well, a Lawn Mower is technically an off road vehicle.

"No problem I'll bring it to ya"

*20 seconds later, A fireball appears*

"The scratch was already there right?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Send me another one, I think it glitched or something

You're on my Friends List, I'll make a private game, drive to my apartment (The 400K one) in the Buffalo and I'll do the rest (Make sure you set it to Friends allowed in your car)
 
I FINALLY FOUND A FREAKING TAILGATER. I've been looking for one of the stupid things ever since Online launched. Immediately dropped a bunch of cash customizing it, and it's a dream. Acceleration could be a tad bit better, but the handling is so insanely good for a sedan that I don't care.
 
Why do I suddenly want to partner up with a couple of people with capture cards to make a Battlefield-style machinima in GTA V?

Vehicles include the P-996 LAZER, Buzzard, Rhino, BF Dune Buggy, Military Mesa (NOT Merryweather), and MAYBE the Titan flying very high to resemble the AC130.

I would never be able to coordinate such a thing. Anyway, there are several locations to do this type of video at: middle of the desert (obviously), the dockyards, and maybe Fort Zancudo with all of the players attacking the base.

EDIT: Forgot ATVs and dirt bikes. Gotta have em.
 
Had a good DtD grinding session with KM964. Managed to jump up 5 levels. Currently level 110. 👍
Good to grind that with you. I ended up ranking up from either 48 or 49 to 52 (started the day at 42). I grew more and more irritated with the cardboard though. :P
 
Good to grind that with you. I ended up ranking up from either 48 or 49 to 52 (started the day at 42). I grew more and more irritated with the cardboard though. :P

That cardboard is brutal. I suggest hugging to the right side of the checkpoints on that backstretch, since cardboard isn't there.
Some good clean races we had. I was like "ARGH really?!" when you passed me at the last second in your red Dominator when racing my Phoenix. :lol:
 
That cardboard is brutal. I suggest hugging to the right side of the checkpoints on that backstretch, since cardboard isn't there.
Some good clean races we had. I was like "ARGH really?!" when you passed me at the last second in your red Dominator when racing my Phoenix. :lol:

haha, that was a good one indeed! As for the cardboard, it's not too much of a problem in some cars, but in others it's a PITA. I had no problems in my Elegy, but I ended up doing a barrell roll in my Sabre Turbo. :lol:
 
haha, that was a good one indeed! As for the cardboard, it's not too much of a problem in some cars, but in others it's a PITA. I had no problems in my Elegy, but I ended up doing a barrell roll in my Sabre Turbo. :lol:
That Elegy was really fast. My Buffalo could only keep up with slipstream! :drool:
And you completely left me behind in the motorcycle race. :lol:
 
That Elegy was really fast. My Buffalo could only keep up with slipstream! :drool:
And you completely left me behind in the motorcycle race. :lol:
Yeah, it's nearly full tuned. Just need to level up to unlock the level 4 tranny and engine. It has a turbo bolted on to it. And yes, the motorcycle one was good too. lol
 
And further proof that police cars were possibly meant to be customisable in earlier builds of GTA V. And no I didn't do this myself, just got it off of someone.
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Notice how the custom parts fit on nicely...

Hood and front splitter
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Rear spoiler and custom rear bumper
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Didn't they say before the game came out that we would be able to hire a mechanic that would work on illegal vehicles? I don't know if that was true or not but if so maybe it's a sign of things to come?
 

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