GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Atleast R* is trying to update their game on a regular basis.


*COUGHCOUGHPOLYPHONYCOUGHCOUGH*

True. I do really enjoy most of the DLC vehicles. The BF Bifta is my favorite off-roader, the Dinka Jester is a sexy car, the Albany Roosevelt is just plain cool.

The weapons are alright. I love the Gusenberg Sweeper, but the SNS Pistol and broken bottle are unnecessary. I don't know how effective the Business Update weapons are, but I imagine they are pretty good.
 
True. I do really enjoy most of the DLC vehicles. The BF Bifta is my favorite off-roader, the Dinka Jester is a sexy car, the Albany Roosevelt is just plain cool.

The weapons are alright. I love the Gusenberg Sweeper, but the SNS Pistol and broken bottle are unnecessary. I don't know how effective the Business Update weapons are, but I imagine they are pretty good.

The heavy pistol is pretty useless, but the special carbine is a godsend, because it means you're no longer completely defenseless until you unlock the Assault Rifle at around level 30. I'm sure someone out there is whining 'but now I can't spawnkill low level players as easily!!', but that's not really a bad thing. You shouldn't be doing that without good reason anyway.
 
On my second character (10) I still just have the starting pistol, and really you just need to outsmart your assailant and aim for the dome.

If that doesn't work, I just switch to my main (110) and 🤬 🤬 up haha.
 
Guys...

As a part of our efforts to remove cheaters, we will be implementing measures that prevent GTA Online players from receiving more than $50000 of ingame cash from missions per ingame day. Players will still be able to receive more than $50000 per ingame day through store robberies, armored trucks, vehicle sales and cash cards, but once players have received a total of $50000 within 24 hours of ingame time all missions will pay $0. However, missions can still be played to gain JP or RP.

(Source: Rockstar Newswire)
 
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Well. Screw this. But I'm done with GTA. They ruined the Online Experience. Good Job R*


Oh wait its not true... I got trolled..
 
I've filled quite a few high level players with .45

As long as you're good with your aim and when to shoot, it is pretty effective. If there are a group of players, then switch to the auto shotgun/grenade launcher/minigun. :P
 
Hello GTP, I'm here to tell you about something @amhowie and I run on GTA online. It's called PSN nobody in a GTA car and if you think that it sounds like a ripoff of a Top Gear segment with a similar name than your wrong. We came up with this all by ourselves ;)

The process is simple. You have 10 laps from a rolling start around our track to set your best time and be immortalised with a video and a place on the wall of nobodies. (Language warning for these videos)

You may also be interviewed, depending if you want/can and if we have time.

Currently theres 4 participants on youtube and a rather big backlog of ready for publishing videos waiting in the wings. Including a time so fast i'm willing to bet a year of GTP premium that no one will ever beat it.

I'm here to ask if any of you guys want to give it a go. It's a great way to compete against your friends/crew mates in a no cheating, no excuses way. And seeing as we're talking about GTAV thats a rare opportunity. Not to mention it will only take 10 minutes of your time and has great bragging rights potential.

So are you down or are you chicken? Leave a post or PM me here, or send a PSN friend request to amhowie with a note of 'nobody' and before you know it you'll be taking stiffy corner in our excellent Asea.

Cheers folks!

Edit: our recording technique and my commentating have improved a lot since this early attempt. Your videos will be quite a bit better overall.
 
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Bad news, everyone. I just bought GT6 so I'm probably not gonna be on GTA Online much for a while (aka a week before I realize how apparently bad it is).
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S A BLOODY VENENO HOLY CRAP.

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52217/Grand-Theft-Auto-Online-Spring-Updates

MULTIPLE PROPERTIES TOO, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ROCKSTAR YOU GOATS.
 
High End Apartment options sounds interesting. I wonder if they are new apartments OR, and the way I read it, the buildings will be the same but, the you can choose between multiple different layouts/options.
 
Looks like some good stuff coming over the Spring. This is how a developer should treat the fanbase. Good communication. I'm surprised to see they came out and said they won't fix glitches that players enjoy without going with a draconian iron-fist approach.

Faith in R* improved.
 
High End Apartment options sounds interesting. I wonder if they are new apartments OR, and the way I read it, the buildings will be the same but, the you can choose between multiple different layouts/options.

"The High Life Update will allow you to expand your foothold in Los Santos with new high-end apartment options,"

Sounds like new Apartment designs.
 
Does anyone know if the SP to MP glitch still works?

I need to start doing it again so I can afford to buy one of these new apartments.
 
Does anyone know if the SP to MP glitch still works?

I need to start doing it again so I can afford to buy one of these new apartments.

Yep, still works, and it seems like R* isn't caring about money glitches anymore?

"As part of our ongoing commitment to target cheaters and keep the game as fair as possible, we are closing RP exploits and will be adjusting the RP totals of players who we know for certain to have gained illegitimate RP by cheating. Your RP will only be adjusted if you participated in mods, hacks, DNS redirects, manipulation of cloud files, or other similarly nefarious behavior. If you grinded short legitimate missions or otherwise gained a small amount of RP without modding, your RP should not be affected by this correction."

Seems more like high levels will only be affected.
 
"In general, we are open to keeping unintended ‘glitches’ in the game if players enjoy them and they aren’t causing any negative impact to gameplay or fairness in any way."

GATE GLITCH IS HERE TO STAY BOYS.
I wonder when they break that promise... The way I see it, people enjoyed the billions of money but they were removed. I can see the unfairness, but still. :indiff:
 
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