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I keep getting timed out while trying to create an invite only session. Thanks Rockstar. I'm genuinely amazed that your servers can't handle something as simple as that.
 
I keep getting timed out while trying to create an invite only session. Thanks Rockstar. I'm genuinely amazed that your servers can't handle something as simple as that.

Tried joining our crew session? We got 4 GTP'ers in here so far :lol:
 
I eventually got into a session and bought an Insurgent. It was initially Matte Green primary and normal Black secondary. So, naturally, I had to repaint it to more appropriate colors, according to Yusuf Amir.

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No, that is not the "gold" metal paint. It's Metallic Bronze with Yellow pearlescent.
 
We got to the Pacific standard finale. Still no deaths, two attempts. Both ended in disconnects from my two Arabian teammates.

I called it a day after that.
 
Rich *******s. I'm so poor. Only got $3,575
Missions.. I can earn 80-100k solo by grinding a handful of missions solo over an hours time.. Just do missions that won't cost much in ammo like Blow Up.. I usually spend $25 on ammo and net anywhere from $8k-12k without ever receiving a wanted level in that mission. Easily my best go to mission for a quick payout. Also.. Stay clear of Heists with randoms or free roam battles as both will clear out your funds trying to maintain ammo supplies and neither will get you paid.
Daily Objectives can be easy money as well.
 
Missions.. I can earn 80-100k solo by grinding a handful of missions solo over an hours time.. Just do missions that won't cost much in ammo like Blow Up.. I usually spend $25 on ammo and net anywhere from $8k-12k without ever receiving a wanted level in that mission. Easily my best go to mission for a quick payout. Also.. Stay clear of Heists with randoms or free roam battles as both will clear out your funds trying to maintain ammo supplies and neither will get you paid.
Daily Objectives can be easy money as well.
Blow Up? I've played it but never considered it a good money making method. Just the original one in the shady dealership in Davis?
 
Blow Up? I've played it but never considered it a good money making method. Just the original one in the shady dealership in Davis?
Yes.. drive to dealership. ..Rearrange the minivan and the Sadler to touch all other cars.. use auto shotgun to cause dominoes explosion.. at this point you will have spent about $30 on ammo.. and if you drive straight back to Simeon you will get around $7800.. if you waste a little more time by driving slower or heading to a garage to swap cars.. whatever you want before finishing .. you get paid around $9k and up to 18k just by wasting time.. There are several missions that require little effort but none are as inexpensive as this one.. If you happen to have either of the new Armored vehicles you can spend nothing at all by ramming the cars at a decent speed.. they will flip over, catch fire, and explode. . You don't spend a dime....pure profit....
On slightly more expensive runs I've used Buzzard,Savage, armed Insurgent,Dump,Cargobob,and explosives at different times which will eat up a few hundred more dollars each. Pegasus vehicles are $200 for use, and stickies and grenades are just too much to waste.
 
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Yes.. drive to dealership. ..Rearrange the minivan and the Sadler to touch all other cars.. use auto shotgun to cause dominoes explosion.. at this point you will have spent about $30 on ammo.. and if you drive straight back to Simeon you will get around $7800.. if you waste a little more time by driving slower or heading to a garage to swap cars.. whatever you want before finishing .. you get paid around $9k and up to 18k just by wasting time.. There are several missions that require little effort but none are as inexpensive as this one.. If you happen to have either of the new Armored vehicles you can spend nothing at all by ramming the cars at a decent speed.. they will flip over, catch fire, and explode. . You don't spend a dime....pure profit....
On slightly more expensive runs I've used Buzzard,Savage, armed Insurgent,Dump,Cargobob,and explosives at different times which will eat up a few hundred more dollars each. Pegasus vehicles are $200 for use, and stickies and grenades are just too much to waste.
What about using 1 greanade? Place it right and you COULD get all cars in one perhaps?
 
What about using 1 greanade? Place it right and you COULD get all cars in one perhaps?
Like I saod.. that's an option.. but the auto shorty is much cheaper to refill so arranging the cars and blasting one is the cheapest.. grenades cost a bit more. Also.. using a silenced weapon usually keeps me from getting wanted.. but if during this mission you do get a few stars.. here is the quickest way to lose them.. head towards the railroad tracks right near the Davis lot and turn right.. follow the tracks into a tunnel.. hide there until cops lose interest and continue.
 
Like I saod.. that's an option.. but the auto shorty is much cheaper to refill so arranging the cars and blasting one is the cheapest.. grenades cost a bit more. Also.. using a silenced weapon usually keeps me from getting wanted.. but if during this mission you do get a few stars.. here is the quickest way to lose them.. head towards the railroad tracks right near the Davis lot and turn right.. follow the tracks into a tunnel.. hide there until cops lose interest and continue.
Or use the insane speed of my Turismo R!
 
It took you 5 hours to make $50k?
No.. lol.. my bad.. referring to the post made at 8:53..i did 3 missions and sold a stolen car... it's a little after 10am .. and I also ran a heist finale ..only to have a crew member leave/disconnect a few moments before finishing..that would have been an additional 100k.
 
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Got it done. By the end, I was only $50,000 short of $20,000,000, so I went ahead and got there, just so I could screenshot it.

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Took the Cabornizzare out and raced around the city in my business suit to celebrate. :D

I still have it all, need to decide what I'm gonna spend it on.
 
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Got it done. By the end, I was only $50,000 short of $20,000,000, so I went ahead and got there, just so I could screenshot it.

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Took the Cabornizzare out and raced around the city in my business suit to celebrate. :D

I still have it all, need to decide what I'm gonna spend it on.

Booze and hookers.
 
Booze and hookers.
Of course! What else could you possibly buy? :P

Fun fact: I've never hired a hooker, or got a private dance at the strip club.

I'm thinking of the Savage, maybe a Valkrye. Then, I'll pick up all the cars I want that can be gotten off the street, customize them, and then save them. Then, I'll buy the cars I want that need to be bought. Then maybe a boat, because I always wanted one, but never had the money to waste. Blow some of it on clothes, freeroam deathmatches, and whatnot. Then save the rest for the next update.
 
Of course! What else could you possibly buy? :P

Fun fact: I've never hired a hooker, or got a private dance at the strip club.

I'm thinking of the Savage, maybe a Valkrye. Then, I'll pick up all the cars I want that can be gotten off the street, customize them, and then save them. Then, I'll buy the cars I want that need to be bought. Then maybe a boat, because I always wanted one, but never had the money to waste. Blow some of it on clothes, freeroam deathmatches, and whatnot. Then save the rest for the next update.

If I had $20 million, the first thing I'd buy would definitely be the Hydra.
 
Of course! What else could you possibly buy? :P

Fun fact: I've never hired a hooker, or got a private dance at the strip club.

I'm thinking of the Savage, maybe a Valkrye. Then, I'll pick up all the cars I want that can be gotten off the street, customize them, and then save them. Then, I'll buy the cars I want that need to be bought. Then maybe a boat, because I always wanted one, but never had the money to waste. Blow some of it on clothes, freeroam deathmatches, and whatnot. Then save the rest for the next update.
You see I may be poor but I have SO much stuff to make up for it. I have 10 cars, 6 boats, 4 helicopters, 5 planes, a tank, a dump truck, 4 buses, and a limo.
 
If I had $20 million, the first thing I'd buy would definitely be the Hydra.
I already have that, so... :lol:

I just realized how little $20,000,000 will get you. That's nothing compared to my $90,000,000 spending spree from last year. :P
$90,000,000? Was that hacked money? I find it hard to believe someone would grind that. :lol:

You see I may be poor but I have SO much stuff to make up for it. I have 10 cars, 6 boats, 4 helicopters, 5 planes, a tank, a dump truck, 4 buses, and a limo.
I have 11 cars, two motorcycles, a Seashark, a Hydra, a Buzzard, and three apartments.

Adding a tank and the Insurgent with the Turret to the list though.
 
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