GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Dagger311]

I own a Buzzard, and i want my brothers to own a combat helicopter like me to breeze the typical Jobs.

So, what should I recommend? Buzzard, Valkyrie or Savage?

Valkrye. You only need one then.

 

[Jahgee]

I own a Buzzard, and i want my brothers to own a combat helicopter like me to breeze the typical Jobs.

So, what should I recommend? Buzzard, Valkyrie or Savage?

Savage, have two on the side with either explosives or guns and it's just as good of a teamwork death machine as the Valkyrie

 

[edwinpr]

Yeah, I'd have the same expression too if all I could find was "Rockets Vs Insurgent"

But at least she's normal now, bored, but back to normal.

I still would take this happily than the parkour maps on deathmatches that are just a spawn trap, though.

 

[m8h3r]

I keep getting the annoying as f... "Snipers vs Stunters". Mainly because I can barely snipe a stationary target, never mind a moving flying one and every time I've played I've had some ridiculously good sniper on the other team.

 

[JR98]

I had a funny glitch with the helicopter a few days ago. I was chasing it out to Sandy Shores and when I finally arrived, I noticed it stopped moving over the Alamo Sea. I pulled out my Heavy Sniper and put a few shots into it. I moved closer, and fired again and it blew up. Easy money.

Most of the time, I will just use my Stinger missile because I can't be bothered to line up my shots on a moving target.

The one time I chased one that happened too. I was in my frogger so I rammed it but it didn't blow up so I landed and shot it with my RPG. Can't remember if I got paid for it or not.

 

[Dan]

The one time I chased one that happened too. I was in my frogger so I rammed it but it didn't blow up so I landed and shot it with my RPG. Can't remember if I got paid for it or not.

You probably did get paid for it.

Another issue I found is that the game will say that the plane/helicopter has left LS, even when it is still clearly over the island. Last night, I was chasing a Mallard and tried to shoot it down twice near the golf course, but the missiles, well, missed.

A few seconds later when it was flying over the cemetery, a message appeared saying it left. No, game, it was still here. You're wrong.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

If only they tell us on how long left do we have to destroy them smugglers, yo.

I mean, i reached Grapeseed where the plane circles around, great, then Trevor wants to make a SomePlayaSupper suddenly.

 

[Dan]

So, my system just crashed while I tried to enter LSX to chase some scrubs around. 10/10 best game.

It would be nice if R* made up their minds on the subject of fences being destructible or not. Either make them all destructible or indestructible, not random patches you can break through.

 

[Dagger311]

So, my system just crashed while I tried to enter LSX to chase some scrubs around. 10/10 best game.

It would be nice if R* made up their minds on the subject of fences being destructible or not. Either make them all destructible or indestructible, not random patches you can break through.

That pisses me off to no end at the airport. I blew a fence up, only to waste a sticky on the second line of fence that was indestructible.

 

[CinnamonOD]

 

[Dan]

@Snorevette Sorry that I had to split. I was hoping to kill that hamburger guy, since one of his friends tried to kill me when I rode past their sailboat on a jet ski. I had sniped him before you joined the session.

 

[Sage Ages]

That pisses me off to no end at the airport. I blew a fence up, only to waste a sticky on the second line of fence that was indestructible.

The fence near the Pegasus plane drop-off is destructible. You can just drive through it.

 

[Snorevette]

@Snorevette Sorry that I had to split. I was hoping to kill that hamburger guy, since one of his friends tried to kill me when I rode past their sailboat on a jet ski. I had sniped him before you joined the session.

No problem. Hakuchous 4 lyfe

 

[Dan]

No problem. Hakuchous 4 lyfe

I think it's funny how we both own dark colored Hakuchous and overcoats.

 

[Snorevette]

I think it's funny how we both own dark colored Hakuchous and overcoats.

Yeah... wait. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

MOTORCYCLE GANG TIME

 

[SomePlayaDude]

The fence near the Pegasus plane drop-off is destructible. You can just drive through it.

I think they changed that on next gen (observed from PC). It was my personal favorite with that fence getting a grenade from me so i can go all out on the runway with my cars unscathed.

Now it became a thug life fence with the outer perimeter. But i can drive through the entry gates, at least.

 

[Dan]

Why are the gates closed to begin with? They open normally on singleplayer. Online, if you're going to the gates by Devin Weston's hangar, you have to walk through the opening on either side of the gate, walk around and touch the fence for it to open.

 

[Sage Ages]

If you have a motorcycle, you can just drive through the gap between the gate and the fence.

 

[Snorevette]

If I have to get into the airport I just call for a Pegasus vehicle and go through the side gate

 

[Beeblebrox237]

The bit of fence next to the flight school is really easy to break through. Hit it with a bit of momentum and you're in.

 

[Dan]

If you have a motorcycle, you can just drive through the gap between the gate and the fence.

I do that all the time, but I don't bring motorcycles to a place where I'm anticipating someone will lock onto me with an assault rifle, or run me over.

 

[Leadfoot530]

The bit of fence next to the flight school is really easy to break through. Hit it with a bit of momentum and you're in.

I use that one all the time! It'll leave a few scratchs in the paint work, but it beats hitting the stunt jump and most likely losing a headlight from the small crate on the other side of the fence.

If you like keeping your cars in pristine condition whilst driving around LS, you'll know exact what I mean.

 

[edwinpr]

I was walking around in GTA Online earlier and this guy kept following me and asking me "can we date" repeatedly. I just stayed silent and kept walking.

In the end though, I wanted to go out with a "bang" so I ran away from him, shot a grenade under a moving vehicle and since he was following me, we both died and I changed session.

"Stay Freeesh~!"​

 

[Stavingo]

I was walking around in GTA Online earlier and this guy kept following me and asking me "can we date" repeatedly. I just stayed silent and kept walking.​

"10 hours of walking in LS as a Woman"



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[Dan]

I was walking around in GTA Online earlier and this guy kept following me and asking me "can we date" repeatedly. I just stayed silent and kept walking.

In the end though, I wanted to go out with a "bang" so I ran away from him, shot a grenade under a moving vehicle and since he was following me, we both died and I changed session.

"Stay Freeesh~!"​

I would've just grenade launcher-whipped him and left.

 

[Sage Ages]

I would've just grenade launcher-whipped him and left.

I would've called a mugger.

 

[leeislee]

I created a female character a few weeks ago and within minutes i had a lobby full of lads following me around and texting me none stop.

 

[Leadfoot530]

I created a female character a few weeks ago and within minutes i had a lobby full of 12 year olds following me around and texting me none stop.

Fixed.

 

[Crumpet]

When you're scared of catching ebola on the plane

 

[JR98]

That cat looks so evil...