GTP_WRS Pit Box : Want to chat? - Need help? Post here.

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I have what is probably a dumb question. Why isn't my driver ever wearing the race suit that he's wearing in my garage. I always have him in a black suit, but in my replays he seems to wear whatever he wants.
Before that never happened to me, but for some reason my driver wants to wear this Ted helmet and suit for this combo? I even went online and my guy had the correct suit and helmet but for some reason he doesn't Want to wear the correct helmet and suit just for this combo.
I think it has to do with being in arcade mode. Pretty sure if you were running online or in Career mode, that you would have the suit you picked on.
 
As a noob here I have been looking back at previous results. In the official results how us the Par calculated. I thought it may be the best 3 sectors from any driver put together to get the perfect lap but this does not seam to be the case. Is if the average lap time of all the drivers in that division?
 
As a noob here I have been looking back at previous results. In the official results how us the Par calculated. I thought it may be the best 3 sectors from any driver put together to get the perfect lap but this does not seam to be the case. Is if the average lap time of all the drivers in that division?
The Handicap formula is a complex and proprietary set of algorithms. It only uses total time, but it balances that against the drivers who achieved the times, and their handicap.

In turn, it weights each result against the expected parameters for each division and assigns a handicap to each driver. So the results in D3 or D4 will actually affect the handicap result for D1 drivers, and vice versa.
 
Picture this...I am standing with my trusty hamilton electric knife ( got it for a wedding gift in 1975)...but something looks wrong. The 24 pound turkey looks somewhat wierd. Its beautifully browned...smells great...but is odly miss shapen. I contemplate it..then say what the H and go to make a cut. The knife passes through brown skin...into air!

I step back and contemplate the wierd turkey and then break into raucous laughter and scream for herself ( who inserted said bird into the oven at 0830 ) who sticks her head into the kitchen with champagne glass in hand. I ask her what is wrong with the glorious roasted turkey in the rack on the cutting board. She looks at it askance and then screams...." The sucker is upside down"..

But there is a happy ending...with two bloody great prongs and much grunting I rotate the turkey 180 degrees....displaying its totally unbrowned breast and carved away. IT WAS THE MOISTEST DARN TURKEY EVER.

Moral of the story...do NOT let wife put turkey in oven unsupervised. But...we will cook it that way next year.

So today i stood in the kitchen with a chicken. And it reminded me of this story.

So i also had a what the H moment and put the thing in upside down and lets see what happens.

Like you said thats some good juicy chicken! I think whis will become my standard. :D

So it works for the turkeys litlle brother aswell. Now you can tell your swmbo that some dutch guy followed her example. Sens her my regards
 
Hey, I wanted to change my controller type on the leaderboards and I read the FAQ. That says:

Subject: Change controller
Body: G25

I used G25 as an example.

I don't know whether I'm doing it wrong or not because I've tried this twice and Fetchy isn't able to process the message.

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I'm getting around to fixing my signature...I need an adult to walk me through how to change the links
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Highlight the text you want the link to appear under then hit the link button, paste in the URL and click OK. To fix yours you may need to break the link already there, that button just to the right of the link button (paperclip with the little x).
 
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Highlight the text you want the link to appear under then hit the link button, paste in the URL and click OK. To fix yours you may need to break the link already there, that button just to the right of the link button (paperclip with the little x).
Hey..a real adult!!
Do I just click copy link and then paste.....then follow your instructions
 
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how do I fix what is currently just posted....GTP Sports cars
You're pasting the URL into the signature edit pane. If you want it to appear "behind" other text, you gotta highlight that text then hit the link button, dialogue box should pop up and have a text box to paste the URL into.

I know you're from Tennesse and all Ned but....MOAR WHISKY WILL FIX IT!
 
You're pasting the URL into the signature edit pane. If you want it to appear "behind" other text, you gotta highlight that text then hit the link button, dialogue box should pop up and have a text box to paste the URL into.

I know you're from Tennessee and all Ned but....MOAR WHISKY WILL FIX IT!
glad you said WHISKEY cause here in Tennessee we make Tennessee Sipping Whiskey ( Jack Daniel comes to mind).
North of the line they make Bourbon (which is Sippin' Whiskey with a fancy name).


AND....computers are just like aircraft....all I want to know is how to drive it....not how to build it!
 
glad you said WHISKEY cause here in Tennessee we make Tennessee Sipping Whiskey ( Jack Daniel comes to mind).
North of the line they make Bourbon (which is Sippin' Whiskey with a fancy name).


AND....computers are just like aircraft....all I want to know is how to drive it....not how to build it!

None of that barbaric stuff. Even though I have several bottles of whiskey here, If I wuz agonna be spendin' my money, it'd be on that which is spelled whisky. None of them would be that stuff they brew down there in TN.

Oh yeah. We ain't teaching you how to build one. We just teaching you how to operate a small part of the nav system.
 
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