Weekly review coming soon FK?
I was thinking maybe not this year with a baby on the way and work running us through a million projects, but I see that you want to revel in your own glory, while it lasts, so OK.
Hi Mom - What the? Holy crap, I've got the ball!
The Happy Monks 49.22
The Stiff-arms 72.56
All predictions were that this game would be a tight match up, but it the Tipsy Tuck has been sipping too much of his own creation. You know you have a problem with your Tight End is your biggest points producer. Good thing they left 24 points on the bench or they would be watering down their tasty beverage with salty tears. The Monks tried their best but a stiff arm to the face put them on the ground.
Shovel Bums 77.34
Mr. Yamagucci 46.98
Another unexpected poor performance. Yamagucci couldn't skate their way into a gold medal here (the name is killing me - I got nothing). Not that it matters as it is nigh on impossible to take on LT, Fitzgerald, and Colston (Who let that fly in the draft?). But the Spade Butts owe their biggest gain to their defense. 29 points!!! Mr Yamagucci, The Happy Monks invite you to join them in washing away their sorrows with a pint or ten.
Marc's Marauders 55.64
TRU PUNX 78.22
So, it is the great Miami Experiment against the Non Posers. The experiment seems bad, but in light of some other teams it might not be too bad. Of course the Finned Marauders were wise enough to betray the experiment and slide Tony Gonzalez in at TE. Had that not happened that position would have lost points. Keep an eye on this team guys. They will probably lose, but it will be enjoyable to watch.
Cocky's Caravan 81.08
Godzilla's gangstas 77.58
A monster came packing the heat but the Rooster's Convoy brought even more. We finally have a high scoring game here and despite Santonio Holmes putting on quite a show John Carlson was even bigger. It is great to see multiple players putting up double digit points on teams. Unfortunately for the king of monsters that fighting chicken was too much for him to handle.
Renegades of Funk 79.84
Centurion Eagles 106.72
Any other week and this would have been a close game...but this was Drew Brees showing off. Drew Brees alone swooped down on the back of his giant Eagle and put the ball everywhere he could. The Rebels of Awesome brought their game and put up a game winning performance, but it was snatched away. Without Drew Brees this game would be close, but he was there and told them to get the funk out.
RATS OFF TO YA 101.82
The Wicky Radsters 121.66
I am almost afraid to touch this one. Both of these teams could have taken on half the teams in the league two to one and still walked away unscathed. I just want to give you some numbers: 22.02, 22.70, 22.20, 37.80, those are just some individual players' scores, and those don't even have the five other double digit scorers. Gentlemen, we likely just saw our championship game right here. McNabb is injured, but even if he wasn't on the team The Radsters would still have likely beaten any other team in the league.
Keep that in mind Mr. Yamagucci.
