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Once upon a time 11 year old Skython decided the best thing he could do with his cool new 1/43 787B is take it off the base and promptly drop it on his lap. Losing all the antennas and breaking off the rear wing in the process, and then do nothing about it for the next 12 years. That 787B has had a right beating in its life time, it also had the whole rear wing structure broken off by one of my sister's ex boyfriends (I like to believe that this was one of the reasons she left him, because clearly it's unforgivable). My dad helped me glue it back on, but ever since it's been on an angle, and for whatever reason we didn't glue the actual wing back on. But that changes NOW!
Once upon a more recent time Skython decided to display his lovely new Minichamps GT40 under the picture he bought of that same GT40, a lovely display you suggest? Well, you see Skython hadn't found a way to actually put it on the wall yet, so in the meantime he leaned it on the wall behind the model. It shouldn't fall, right? Right!? NO! One day some sort of gravitational magic lured the picture to fall, pushing the model off, and the case didn't stay to the base. The GT40 landing roof first, and broke off the rear grill. Did I fix it? No, I just decided that if I permanently left the engine cover open, you'd never see it was broken. But that changes NOW!!
And finally, once upon an even more recent time Skython bought a Spark Morgan 3 Wheeler, an odd car for an odd fellow. Clearly Skython had not learned from his past and removed the Morgan 3 Wheeler from the base. That would have been fine, if he didn't assume that the thin pieces of the model were made of solid steel! Next thing a 'too old for this crap' Skython knew, one of the two exhausts had detached from the car. Did he fix it? I'm sure you're getting the gist by now. For the next two years it would sit with the exhaust rolling about in the base whenever I moved it. But that changes NOW!!!
My methods are highly sophisticated.
Yeah, I'm making a big deal about using glue to attach small things together... It's not an impressive feat, nor is it an interesting development in my life. Yet still I say 300 words to simply say "I got some glue, and fixed things." You call it sad, I agree.
Once upon a more recent time Skython decided to display his lovely new Minichamps GT40 under the picture he bought of that same GT40, a lovely display you suggest? Well, you see Skython hadn't found a way to actually put it on the wall yet, so in the meantime he leaned it on the wall behind the model. It shouldn't fall, right? Right!? NO! One day some sort of gravitational magic lured the picture to fall, pushing the model off, and the case didn't stay to the base. The GT40 landing roof first, and broke off the rear grill. Did I fix it? No, I just decided that if I permanently left the engine cover open, you'd never see it was broken. But that changes NOW!!
And finally, once upon an even more recent time Skython bought a Spark Morgan 3 Wheeler, an odd car for an odd fellow. Clearly Skython had not learned from his past and removed the Morgan 3 Wheeler from the base. That would have been fine, if he didn't assume that the thin pieces of the model were made of solid steel! Next thing a 'too old for this crap' Skython knew, one of the two exhausts had detached from the car. Did he fix it? I'm sure you're getting the gist by now. For the next two years it would sit with the exhaust rolling about in the base whenever I moved it. But that changes NOW!!!
My methods are highly sophisticated.
Yeah, I'm making a big deal about using glue to attach small things together... It's not an impressive feat, nor is it an interesting development in my life. Yet still I say 300 words to simply say "I got some glue, and fixed things." You call it sad, I agree.
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