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GTPlanet vs. Wham! Episode IV: No More Hope
- Thread starter Daniel
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- GTPlanet
- Street-King-07
- Quattro Saltire
I'll be hunkered down in my nuclear bunker for the weekend so I should be safe for at least the next couple of weeks. But I'm being sent to Aberdeen on December 6th, which is briefly going to ramp up the difficulty level to Hardened.
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- Sofa
I... I've even Whammed! I was sat, happily waiting to get my hair cut, and they had a music channel on. Then the adverts come on, and an advert for yet another 'Now that's What I call Christmas!' comes on, and before I even register what's happening, they play an extract of the dreaded song...
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- GTP_GT916
- Nii916
Just been Whammed by Macys.
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- Canada
- photonrider
I read your story like it was an old western tale. It fits quite nicely!
Glad you got the picture. What's happening here? People being whammed left, right and center.
The Universe is on a killing spree. No mercy.When it get's 'Hardened' is when it's going to be extremely difficult to avoid the whammen.
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- gundalini
Hmm I feel this is about to become tricky.
Nipped into the supermarket for milk (a must for coffee) and jelly beans with the kids in tow. Instantly heard Christmas tunes being played.
Striding out down the aisle towards the milk I'm muttering to myself, c'mon kids pick up the pace as they are slowly falling behind. Make it to the checkout milk and jelly beans in hand still safe. The current song is coming to an end, the panic starts to set in and I look down at the items in my hands. I can live without the jelly beans but the milk is a must, should I stay or should I go leaving the items behind.
No goddammit I'm not about to let Wham get in the way of my coffee, next tune comes on. Phew safe to fight another day.
Nipped into the supermarket for milk (a must for coffee) and jelly beans with the kids in tow. Instantly heard Christmas tunes being played.
Striding out down the aisle towards the milk I'm muttering to myself, c'mon kids pick up the pace as they are slowly falling behind. Make it to the checkout milk and jelly beans in hand still safe. The current song is coming to an end, the panic starts to set in and I look down at the items in my hands. I can live without the jelly beans but the milk is a must, should I stay or should I go leaving the items behind.
No goddammit I'm not about to let Wham get in the way of my coffee, next tune comes on. Phew safe to fight another day.
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- SanjiHimura
Whammed at 6:08 PM due to a combination of Mexican food and boredom in the parking lot.
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- photonrider
Classic whammaphobia. Strong symptoms.
Victory was sweet wasn't it?
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People are going down faster than they can be struck off.
Truly dark days. We are forced to venture out, fight the cold, look longingly at the delights within brightly lit stores, yet knowing that temptation will only lead to disaster, outcast once again from the fold. And into the majority.
Because only a few will be truly left standing, knowing deep in their hearts that they were never whammed.
Who will these be, the chosen few?
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- gundalini
Yes, yes it was. I felt vindicated in my decision to tough it out and hope for the best.
For one fleeting moment after the supermarket I considered Whamming myself to be free from the pain and the constant threats thrust upon us. But no I shall remain strong and fight to the end in the knowledge that the inevitable Whamming is waiting to pounce when not expected.
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- Pennsylvania
- Ilikewaffles_11
I must be lucky, haven't heard a single Christmas song yet. 
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- Wasilla, AK
I was just thinking, woulnd't it be funny if a certain TV channel started playing that evil ad?
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That was a beautiful story @photonrider
Yesterday marked the "officially in Christmas" time. The decoration lights came on and all shops activated their awful dusty jolly season playlist. LUCKILY, my work place seems to be a bit tight with the music, only playing licenced tracks once every other hour, everything else is covers from covers and standard noise. I might just make it this year!
Yesterday marked the "officially in Christmas" time. The decoration lights came on and all shops activated their awful dusty jolly season playlist. LUCKILY, my work place seems to be a bit tight with the music, only playing licenced tracks once every other hour, everything else is covers from covers and standard noise. I might just make it this year!
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- GTP_MooCow
Got whammed last week in the car, on the second day they started to play xmas songs...
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Which one?
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- SVTlover
Eventhough I'm not officially in this, I'm surprised I haven't heard it yet.
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- photonrider
You're welcome.
Your enjoyment is my pleasure. There have been a few more hilarious close shaves since then; I'll recount them as time goes by. This thread is going to get heavy with the various stories from the gangwhammed to the whamicicidal.The infestation of this earworm now spreads rapidly.
What places to watch out for? We need a list. I'll start:
Places to avoid (Wham-heavy areas.)
1. GTPlanet.
2. Anywhere radios are involved (cars, diners, shops, malls . . . bedrooms)
3 GTplanet.
4. The entire Internet.
5. TVs
6. Phone calls from friends (a.k.a. closest enemies)
7. Streets.
8. Home.
9. School.
10. Work.
There has to be more . . . think!
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- race_emhard
Because I am secretly an evil person, I am planning on Whamming a whole bunch of people.
Watch this space.
Watch this space.
Wiegert
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Only a true evil genius publically mentions their intent to plan evil deeds.
George Michael's car.
What places to watch out for?
There has to be more . . . think!
George Michael's car.
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