No Replacement for Displacement
Really?
Corvette Z06 vs Nissan R35
Ah yes. This is up there, along with the Evo vs Impreza battles, these two have been pitted against one another time and again in recent years. Quite why, though, I dont know. If Im honest. Its not as if the two have much in common, if anything at all. But the argument sort of goes like this. Would you still take the fairly pricey Corvette, with its barn door engineering and massive V8 thunder and drama over the refined, technical, precise Nissan. Well, split up in a few categories, we're about to find out.
Appearance and Aesthetics
We all know what I think of the R35. Vile. Boring. It looks like it was first sketched out by a 5 year old as a design for a family saloon then had the wing plonked on its arse. Look at that front end. It looks like a badgers face with that grill. I know they tried to emulate the look of the previous GTRs front end here but it really,
really doesnt work.
The Corvette, however
thats a different story altogether. Yes, it looks simple. In fact, its not even that special to look at from some angles. But two things that win it for me. 1, it doesnt look like it was hit in the face with a spade and 2, this simple, graceful design that has slowly evolved of the Corvettes 50 year life span is just a very, very pretty thing to behold. It might be simple, but it works.
The Noise
The same that was said for its looks can be said for that noisy lump of prime US steak up front in the Corvette. It always has been a trademark for Corvettes, Ford GTs, Vipers and the like, and its no different here. GT5 might make cars sound like vacuum cleaners, but this seems unaffected by it. Deep, heavy like thunder. NASCAR comes to mind when you hear it, especially with the race exhaust.
By contrast, the R35 sounds
like a tractor, really. Incredibly dull noise to go with the lackluster looks. It has an unrefined harshness in its engine note, and it isn't a nice one either. Sounds like they were trying to imitate the American V8 sound, and like the visuals, it hasn't really gone well.
The Power
The 7.0 litre powerhouse in the 'Vette also generates 500hp and 456lb-ft of torque along with the music from the pipes. Or rather, it would do if our car was a broken in one. But as it isnt, power sits at 488hp for this test. Still a lot though. Still
sounds like a lot as well. And what that means is that when you try to get it off the line, it does this.
Yes, it leaves the start line in the only way a Corvette can. In a cloud of tyre smoke, painting a massive eleven on the ground. A bit showy, but what can you do with so much power and grunt? Well, I suppose you could do what Nissan has done and go for shock and awe in a different way.
The Nissan has 473hp, the best part of 15hp down on the Vette. So to compensate for that, it sports the latest version of a GTRs crowning glory, the 4WD system. And as expected, it delivers an epic punch off the line. No wheelspin, no bogging down, it explodes up the gears immensely quickly. Until you realise that youre hitting the limiter for 1st already. At 40mph. Now, as a part time drag racer, I can tell you that what that is isnt unbelievable acceleration. Its just cheating. You think its accelerating quickly because the 1st runs out of puff the moment you put your foot down. Anyway, enough drag talk. You get my point. Gears aren't set well.
The Handling
Well, contrary to common belief, the Corvette handles very, very well. Its extremely fun and sideways when you want to hoon, and when you want it to grip and go, it does just that. Its like a puppy, good fun and will keep you entertained, but when enoughs enough, it will obey and behave. Though most the time, youd be all too happy with turning tyre to smoke for you to really care about lap times.
As for the R35? There are many, many words to describe its handling. And none of them, are good. Dull, theres one. Numb as well. Lackluster, puts me to sleep, too much of something is never good comes to mind, far too easy, would rather be in a library, etc. You get the idea. Its
dull. I find no joy in driving this at all. Yes, it grips till the end of the world, but when you get past it, youll find
nothing. The computers have packed up, gone home and theres nothing left. This grips, but doesnt handle.
Results So Far
Ok, so far, the Corvette has won in the looks, the noise as well as the handling. And to be honest, Id be perfectly happy to shove the R35 out the door, over a cliff and focus all your attention on the vette. But that would be irresponsible, as the main argument of this USA vs Japan sports car war is
Lap times
This is where the R35 should redeem itself, as the Godzilla of the track.
And it does. A very, very convincing victory for the R35 in this section by over 3 seconds in a hot lap around Indianapolis Road Course. So, well done R35 then, winning something with me doing the writing and driving is a feat in itself. But lets be honest, this was always going to happen. Rear wheel drive, immense power and no downforce was never really going to match the technology packed in the Nissan.
And let's be honest, the R35 has no hope in hell of rivaling the Corvette in terms of fun. In fact, everywhere other than lap times, this car is no real match for the Corvette. I mean, the 'Vette needs skill, proper driving skill and accuracy to get it doing laps without killing you, less so here than in the ZR1, but still edgy enough to catch you out. Most the time though, the Z06 doesn't kill, just thrill. Endlessly. Flick it into corner to get it sideways, foot down for smoke and adjust steering for slide. It's so easy to enjoy this car.
So, to conclude. Yes, if you want a good looking, fun RWD car which makes a nice noise and is under 100,000 cr, there is no replacement for displacement. The Corvette is your best bet of the two here if that's your criteria for a sports car.
If you do want speed above all else, buy the R35. But bear in mind that when you've reached the limits of the computers in that thing, one of these will blow straight past you as you fly into a wall, understeering moments before ragequitting.