Horses

[McLaren]

Everyone is.

 

[Danny]

I still think you're joking...

Anyway, they'd mess up the track with their droppings...or would that be considered a hazard?

5 second penalty?

 

[Fusha4u]

I can't believe this thread has 5 pages.......ROFLMAO!

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Simple
NakedChickz on horseback mode!! 👍 ==> arcade, simulation with damage

You make a very strong argument there 👍

 

[Laorin]

Oh my goodness then we could have XXX GT It will be XXX BMX's main competitor!! IT WILL BE A MARKETING BONANZA FOLKS STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YER TITTIES

 

[jedi09]

I just cant wait to put a stage 3 exhaust up my horses @$$

 

[TwinTurboJay]

I just cant wait to put a stage 3 exhaust up my horses @$$

BOV in yer face paco ! !

 

[Nick_Johnston28]

Number 32 pulls ahead......O and it seems that 50, spots, has been driven into the wall by the german Spike. Poor display there, just poor.

HAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now there folks, is some funny ****!

 

[Darkcoxy]

I think there should be a horse mode.

Before you press the "back" button, hear me out.

Like cars, horses are a popular mode of transport.
However, I don't think there is a game in the market for customised horse racing. I think there should be a mode in GT5 where you can race horses around the circuits.
PD could use this to appeal to me and the millions of horse lovers around the world. This could even create a whole new market of gamers, who have bought a console solely for the horses.

I absolutely love horses, and this would add a lot of variety to the game.

Edit: Forgot to specify that it would be a bad idea to race cars and in the same race, so I think horse mode should be wholly separate from the car bit.
Instead of changing oil you could buy more hay.

Edit: And you could race horses around the circuits that the cars race on.

I think it would be good if you had to unlock this mode too.

That's the most stupidest idea I ever heard I mean, I shouldn't type this out at all! Gran Turismo is all basicly about car racing, NOT horse racing! If you want to do horse racing, watch one of the events or make your own game of it.

PS. If PD was reading this, they would laugh at your face.

EDIT: It's stupid but funny.

 

[crimson_menace]

This has got to be one of the most idiotic threads. EVER!


I dig horses. Not in GT, tho.

 

[xXSilencerXx]

I can't believe this thread has 5 pages.......ROFLMAO!

5 pages of jokes and raggin on Ultra Beat.

 

[ExigeEvan]

What else did you expect? It's a funny thread, so stop knocking it and Danny is a comic genius.

This thread is only 2 pages. 20post/page is for dial-up

 

[xXSilencerXx]

I wasn't knockin it. This thread is hilarious I can't believe I had forgotten about it.

 

[Raghavan]

Man, this thread is hilarious! Horses. Hehe.
Hell, we could even install a NOS system into their nose! Nitrous Oats Spray right into their nose! Make their nose burn, and off you go to a blistering 10 mph!

 

[Pupik]

Do you want to inject Lasix for 10,000 Credits?

You can turn your horse into a gelding thanks to weight reduction.

Your showhorse comes with S2 horseshoes; would you like R3's for racing?

Install a racing suspension: The standard bones are thrown out, and specially-modified gaskins, cannons, and hooves are installed for better feel.

This is too much...

 

[colton19911]

You can see a lot of horses around where I live.

 

[T5-R]

Goldfish racing ftw

Obviously as it would be on a Playstation they would have to be emotional Goldfish.

 

[jedi09]

or how about a stage 3 weight reduction which includes shaving the horse adding 50 hp and sticking a finger down its throat and making it hurl saving another 10 pounds.

No offense to you horse lovers

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

Sorry for the Bump , Hows it Shod ?
Six Horse Race, you take the Dappled Mare, Pip ya at the Post in me Unbridled BlackBeauty(7/2), THEE ONLY LAP OF MOTORLAND ALLOWABLE (astroed 4 the occasion).
Think Inner GTA-SA, perfectly feasible .

 

[Quisp]

I think there should be a horse mode.

Before you press the "back" button, hear me out.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Ri.............ight

 

[road kill]

ok i think you have good idea's but maybe in another game like...idk but not gran turismo like outta nowhere now we have horse racing! it doesnt fit in gran turismo but like i said maybe somewhere else

 

[King Crockery]

Well if they plan to include realistic damage modelling, the addition of horses might be controversial, but atleast if the game gets +18 rating, it might make the community a bit different. Then again the possibility to crash a car with the horse might appeal to some people...

 

[VIPFREAK]

Can someone explain to me how this got to 3 pages?

 

[Flerbizky]

Can someone explain why this thread wasn't left for dead in the desert ?...

 

[road kill]

because ppl want to make fun of ultra beat...

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Allz I know is, my horse needs an emmisions reduction. He contributes greatly to the greenhouse effects when he puts it in top gear.

 

[road kill]

Allz I know is, my horse needs an emmisions reduction. He contributes greatly to the greenhouse effects when he puts it in top gear.

LOL ha ha ha i put roller skates on my horse and took him drifting around trial mountain

 

[JohnBM01]

Since this thread is still alive (for some sad, inexcusable/weird reason), what do you think License Tests would be like?

 

[Danny]

Can you get to the hay in under 3 minutes?