I've got music, a nice exhaust note, decent power, and wonderful handling.
Exhaust note... not really.
Decent power? That 2.5 paired with an automatic is abysmal. One of the most obnoxious and irritating drive train combos I have ever experienced in my life. A falling apart Integra LS with an iffy clutch and grinding gear box was more satisfying.
Handling? Amusingly, the stock falling apart Integra LS I mentioned also handled better.
The delusions are strong. Especially given the whole temperature argument, and it is quite nice to be able to set the car to exactly 68 degrees F on a long drive, or tweak it up a couple degrees for a passenger that wants it a touch warmer.
As for the various engine management data, you realize any decent tune on a car will have management, where you can pull all that data and pipe it into the cabin? Then you display it on a screen (laptop in the old days, modern setups are working with tablets I believe) so you can see it all on the fly.
Of course, this data isn't meaningful to 98% of drivers so it isn't really a huge priority in development.
Google Maps on your phone uses data. A lot of people have other uses for their monthly quota, and don't want to spend any of it on navigation.
Then there's the issue of travelling abroad. If I, or you for that matter decide to go to the States, we can't use our 3G network there. Google Maps is a great thing but it can't fully replace a proper navigation system.
Pre-cache (the maps app has an option for this from what I recall) all your maps on wifi if you want to be State side. Also, the data consumption on maps is trivial compared to any media. Having current maps absolutely trumps any integrated navigation system I've seen in the past ten years, because, you know, things change.
As for the topic, while I love my dials for HVAC and radio controls, I don't see much issue with the modern direction of touch screens. Large, adjustable UI elements are nice to have for drivers. Plus, interior layouts vary so much between manufactures there isn't much precedence for how analog controls are laid out, what buttons are most important, and so on.
But I am partial to the simple layout on my old M3, but any other car with dials and buttons tends to just be a mess of rectangles.
Finally someone who almost has a point. Sucks that I have a neck which can turn, though.
Try driving a car that isn't relatively small. Or low to the ground. Or when you accidentally run over a skateboard/bike/pet left in the driveway.
I mean, I'm a mechanic - I drive - and reverse - cars all day long.
And yet you're so completely ignorant on the various quality of cars and the various desires of consumers.