If you were a car...which would you be?

[Solid Lifters]

Yes. It's the size of the moon.

This post is useless without pictures.


I would be a '71 Vauxhall Guildsman.

 

[MSTER232]

^ , pics or it didn't happen .

Yes. It's the size of the moon.

👍 Good news then...

 

[astrosdude91]

Let's see. I was born in 1991, so I'd be something from that year. And being American with primarly British ancestry, I'd also be something built stateside with a bit of English somewhere in there.

This maybe?

1991 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1. It's 21 years old, built in the United States. And Lotus had a significant hand in it's development, so that covers the Britishness.

That's pretty complete. I'm a '91 C4 ZR-1.

 

[Anathema]

Here's why:

I'm mid-average height, but have a good physique. Also part Japanese descent.

 

[PeterJB]

Big, powerful, more for endurance than speed, British, good over rough terrain.

 

[Eric1512]

I was born in 1996, I am mostly European,so something from Sweden fits perfect. I am known for being a very fast runner, so a 240 mph hypercar fits very well!

 

[a6m5]

Where's the rapper's girlfriend again?

I'm mid-average height, but have a good physique. Also part Japanese descent.

Actually, this one's yours:

I kid.

 

[Danny]

I'm a C3 Pluriel.

Completely useless, sexually ambiguous, prone to breakdowns and generally just a bit weird.

Oh, and a dubious safety record.

 

[Sam48]

I'd be a TVR Sagaris. I'm competitive, sporty, cool, and flamboyant, yet classy, and somewhat un-heard of as well.

 

[mkcoban]

I was born in 2000. I'm very light and fast with fast acceleration. This turns me to a...

 

[W3H5]

I'm aerodynamic, a bit untamed yet easy going and I suppose I have a style of my own (the hair). Not much for the tech stuff and I'm British. Guess that makes me a Lotus Elise.

 

[Winters Noble]

Born in 1992, 5'7 and 147lb, good physical condition. Hmmm, what to be?

I'm a pretty well-rounded person. With my high adaptability, I can be highy skilled in many areas rather than be the best at one. A 1992 FD would be fitting.

 

[Adamgp]

Ram Express. Big and powerful, good acceleration for my size but a low top speed. Good off road or on. Big back seat and alot of gas.

 

[trackripper123]

I'm fast, agile, fairly short/small, clever/geeky, don't have a particularly great physique and distinctly Asian. Hmm...

 

[TyrrellRacing]

I was born in 2000. I'm very light and fast with fast acceleration. This turns me into a...

... banned member ?

 

[RikkiGT-R]

BMW M-1 of course.

 

[Katiegan]

Well, I once drew myself as a Cars character... does that count?

The little watermark at the bottom is for my deviantART page, fyi.

 

[Pupik]

I'm a C3 Pluriel.

Completely useless, sexually ambiguous, prone to breakdowns and generally just a bit weird.

Oh, and a dubious safety record.

Stop being honest.

For the rest of you...Face it, most of us are a bunch of Mondeos and Accords, ubiquitous-acting, rather anonymous, not terribly athletic, not very powerful, and not good-looking machinery. I'm probably more of a Mustang II, going by age.

Alright, I'm done raining on everyone's parade. Carry on...

 

[E28]

I'm not very fast, I'm European, I don't get ill often and you can depend on me 90% of the time, so:

BMW E28 528i

(Yes, I did specifically choose things about myself that sort of fit with an E28. I mean, it's twice my age...)

 

[PureHeavyMetal]

Just so I can pull over punks and ask "ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217!?"

 

[Pagey279]

I'm 6"1, some may underestimate me physically but when the time comes I have enough power and agility to overcome most everyday situations.
Quite stylish, Intelligent, fairly high running costs (I have expensive tastes), dependable, reliable. And when the time comes I can perform.

 

[Tornado]

Actually, this one's yours:

I kid.

> "Good physique."
> Posts picture of a 3 bedroom house.

Wat.

 

[lldantell]

I'm fast, agile, fairly short/small, clever/geeky, don't have a particularly great physique and distinctly Asian. Hmm...

The lfa is japanese

 

[Driving Park]

The lfa is japanese

Maybe that's why he said "distinctly Asian"..........

 

[axletramp]

Older design but reliable and well travelled. Could do with updating and is hard to get going in the morning. Generally full of horse****!

 

[mattythedog]

I'm English, quite big, not particularly pretty, slow, but I will always get to the end, no matter how long it takes.

 

[dice1998]

I may look average and boring but once you ride me, you'll realize how amazing I actually am.

Those who know me will respect me.

Those who dare challenge me will lose

 

[Doog]

The last time I posted in this thread, I decided that I was a Mercedes-Benz C250, but looking back on that, that may not be the most accurate choice. Let's try again.
Let's see, as for ethnicity, I'm well, American (family has been here for nine generations). I'm kinda heavy, but not fat. I have decent power at low speeds, so I guess that could translate to low-end torque. My top speed is not high at all, and I'm best suited to a steady, average pace. I'm not at my full height yet, but I'm told I'll be six feet tall or a little more than that, so that could mean I'll be a full size car. Handling is alright I guess, but please, not tight corners. I'd say I'm a sedan; good for everyday practicality, but not really fantastic for any one thing. I'm pretty reliable, though I do have small little issues every so often, and replacement parts aren't too expensive. I look like many other cars on the road, but a little more jazzed up, I guess. Fuel consumption is nothing to right home about, but I can run on regular fuel, but premium is recommended. And I was born in 1997. So that makes me...
A '97 Cadillac Seville STS. Not bad. I hope that was honest enough.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

Stop being honest.

For the rest of you...Face it, most of us are a bunch of Mondeos and Accords, ubiquitous-acting, rather anonymous, not terribly athletic, not very powerful, and not good-looking machinery. I'm probably more of a Mustang II, going by age.

Alright, I'm done raining on everyone's parade. Carry on...

Hey, being an Accord would be a compliment, I said I'd be a Chevy Tracker lol.

 

[Katiegan]

For the rest of you...Face it, most of us are a bunch of Mondeos and Accords, ubiquitous-acting, rather anonymous, not terribly athletic, not very powerful, and not good-looking machinery. I'm probably more of a Mustang II, going by age.

There's nothing wrong with Mondeos!