If you were attacked by an army of man eating arcade cabinets...

[masterrawad]

But anyways, my plan would be this:



EMP the living out of them.

 

[Spacegoat]

You mean they're all female machines?

 

[W3H5]

I don't know what kind of girls you play with, but I believe they are called lady-boys.

Ask W3HS, he know more of that.

What? C'mon! I only went to a show once, and for a drink with some, and........whatever.

 

[axletramp]

Hmm, this all sounds like a cross between The Last Starfighter and Demon Seed!

I say blind them and buy yourself some time...

 

[Roger the Horse]

Exactly! This is what is FREAKING me out. What do they want??? Why did they suddenly come alive?
I need some clarification on this.

They will tell you what they want when the time comes for them to do so.
They suddenly came alive because of a mysterious force that they will eventually reveal to you.

 

[axletramp]

Electricity?

 

[Pyle_PMG]

You mean they're all female machines?

! 👍

Yeah, I don't know what I'd do.

They wouldn't attack me because I'm like skin and bones

 

[Ross]

It seems people like my comment. 👍

 

[Roger the Horse]

You mean they're all female machines?

The machines are hermaphrodites. Think about it. It makes sense.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

The machines are hermaphrodites. Think about it. It makes sense.

Because they take it in and spurt it out

 

[Small_Fryz]

I'm sorry, I can't even answer the question... I'm still pi$$ing myself laughing over the fact he is named "Roger the Horse"

 

[mattythedog]

I'm sorry, I can't even answer the question... I'm still pi$$ing myself laughing over the fact he is named "Roger the Horse"

Why is that so funny? You dont break into hysterics when you see my name...?

 

[Small_Fryz]

I can't explain it.. but a horse.. called Roger.. just walking up and going.. Hey guise!! my name is Roger!! and im a horse!

 

[Pyle_PMG]

I can't explain it.. but a horse.. called Roger.. just walking up and going.. Hey guise!! my name is Roger!! and im a horse!

Too much rum again?

But yeah, in that context, it is rather funny man.

So, arcade cabinets, trying to eat me?

Since it's a man eating army, are women protected from this onslaught? If so, hide behind the females!

 

[mattythedog]

Too much rum again?

But yeah, in that context, it is rather funny man.

So, arcade cabinets, trying to eat me?

Since it's a man eating army, are women protected from this onslaught? If so, hide behind the females!

How gentlemanly of you!

 

[axletramp]

I can't explain it.. but a horse.. called Roger.. just walking up and going.. Hey guise!! my name is Roger!! and im a horse!

So it's not an instruction then? Oh.

 

[W3H5]

^ That's akin to Pound the Hound.

I don't see the problem with animals having human names. My cat in England is called Steve and my last one in China was Bob.

 

[axletramp]

I knew someone with a rabbit called Brian. Monkeys should be called Steve, not cats.

As for the machines...

 

[W3H5]

Monkeys should be called Steve

Well in that case, my next cat will be called Shem.

Oh, yeah, the arcade machines.....erm......we could animate an army of vending machines which fire Coke and have them protect us from the Time Crisis machines....

 

[axletramp]

How would these arcade machines move about?

 

[W3H5]

This has evolved into a whole other dimension.

How would they move about? And in what way would they attack apart from the obvious crushing attack a 500kg machine would have?

 

[axletramp]

Suicide bombing perhaps? And what level of sentience are we talking here? Fully automatous or requiring a central intelligence hub to operate, like Cybermen. The latter would be easier to take out once the central control had been identified and eliminated.

And what constitutes an 'arcade machine'. Will table tops get involved, or even hand helds?

 

[Famine]

It's okay - I've got another life.

 

[axletramp]

Continue? Yes. No.

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

 

[W3H5]

Could it be possible that modern arcade machines are involved? I was at an arcade only a few days ago and they have some serious hydraulics on these newer games.

 

[axletramp]

I can't believe Dance Dance Revolution is going to be much of a threat.

 

[W3H5]

Vegas would be in uproar! Anyway, aren't most of the oldies analogue? I thought Namco was stuck in the 80's so their machines aren't much of a threat.

 

[AOS-]

I can't believe Dance Dance Revolution is going to be much of a threat.

House of the Dead and Sniper Scope cabinets are deadly because they have guns!


Wait, you know what's even more worse? Those Redemption Prize machines; using those little prizes as bait for children.

 

[W3H5]

I can see it now "15 tickets get you a pencil sharpener kiddy....om nom nom!"

It meets arcades.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Could it be possible that modern arcade machines are involved? I was at an arcade only a few days ago and they have some serious hydraulics on these newer games.

The more serious the hydraulics, the more dangerous the machine.

It's okay - I've got another life.

Where'd you get this other life from Famine? Is it in the form of a 1up?

Suicide bombing perhaps? And what level of sentience are we talking here? Fully automatous or requiring a central intelligence hub to operate, like Cybermen. The latter would be easier to take out once the central control had been identified and eliminated.

They're sentient enough to watch teletubbies!

And what constitutes an 'arcade machine'. Will table tops get involved, or even hand helds?

Any machine that you find in an arcade. Even the one dispensing change.

So, arcade cabinets, trying to eat me?

Since it's a man eating army, are women protected from this onslaught? If so, hide behind the females!

The term 'man' is here used as a short form of 'mankind'. Female Humans are not safe from being eaten... However the hell an arcade machine eats you. Still not sure how that works yet. Fortunately this is only a theoretical situation so we don't need to worry about it...

... at least for now any way...

I'm sorry, I can't even answer the question... I'm still pi$$ing myself laughing over the fact he is named "Roger the Horse"

It comes from the name of a song, that was written by a man who I recently learnt had a cat named 'Steven'. (Poor Timmy, please buy 'The Leader of the Starry Skies - A Tribute To Tim Smith' to raise money for him in hospital.)