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Okay, GTP Lego fans, it's time for the first GTP Lego Build-off of magnificent failure!

The contestants: Myself, @Danny, @haitch40

The entries:

The Live and Let Die inspired Propeller Gunboat
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The Airplane
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JetPony (Now EuroNCAP compliant thanks to some help from a certain engineering student)
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The three together
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So, GTP, which one is best?
 
Yes that shield is to keep the sun out of the pilots eyes. Nothing dangerous about the design at all.
 
If the plane had some kind of engine, any kind of engine, it'd be the winner, but it doesn't, so it's not.

The gun boat with no guns is just a safe, boring choice so it doesn't win either.

So, against my better judgment, the jetpony wins because it has a headless, and legless, horseponyman.
 
If the plane had some kind of engine, any kind of engine, it'd be the winner, but it doesn't, so it's not.

The gun boat with no guns is just a safe, boring choice so it doesn't win either.

So, against my better judgment, the jetpony wins because it has a headless, and legless, horseponyman.
They stole every engine in the tray, I can't help this sabotage.
 
If the plane had some kind of engine, any kind of engine, it'd be the winner, but it doesn't, so it's not.

The gun boat with no guns is just a safe, boring choice so it doesn't win either.

So, against my better judgment, the jetpony wins because it has a headless, and legless, horseponyman.
It has guns! They might look like axles, but they're guns :P
 
No love for the boat? I'm between the sheer stupidity and awsomeness of the JetPony or the brilliant simplicity of the boat.

I think the two contestants should try to convince me.
 
No JetPony doesn't deserve this. Damn Danny's marketing skills.
Oh and we already know about this pregnancy.
 
Go ahead! With your ruined credebility no one will belive you! I'd like to hear @Beeblebrox237 first before I make my decision.
The Gunboat is optimised for use in films or rich teenage fantasies. It's equipped with two powerful propellers that push it along the water at speeds of between "Oh, 🤬" and "Mother of God!". The dual forward firing 20 mm cannon allow it to destroy virtually anything in its path. The cockpit is fully enclosed and features first class seating for two and their beer. The design was inspired by the chase scene from the Bond film Live and Let Die, and is perfect for a role in an action film.

Also, JetPony needed 10 minutes of me adding structural support before it stopped falling apart.
 
The question you have to ask is if they were real things then which would you buy?
A mutilated pony.
A boat that wants to be a hovercraft.
Or a plane where you get a free sunshield?
 
Oh, I didn't realise we were allowed to lie.

Jetpony has a built-in BBQ.
Lasagne, anyone? :P

And you know that's not a lie, you just won't admit that you do't have my engineering prowess.

The question you have to ask is if they were real things then which would you buy?
A mutilated pony.
A boat that wants to be a hovercraft.
Or a plane where you get a free sunshield?
A hovercraft?! Where's that coming from? It's very definitely a boat!
 
Lasagne, anyone? :P

And you know that's not a lie, you just won't admit that you do't have my engineering prowess.

It was sturdy and reliable until you picked it up. Then your clumsy man-hands ruined it all.

The problem is (and this is true of our other lego endeavours) that you couldn't give a crap about aesthetics.
 
A hovercraft?! Where's that coming from? It's very definitely a boat!
It has fans like a hovercraft rather than a propeller like a boat.


Well my entry is losing badly. Need to find a solution quickly. Erm, the other entries should be declared invalid on the count that the Lego store was the first thing we did and for a few minutes I actually thought "I just spent £15 and 2 hours on the train to go to a Lego store, brilliant".
 
It has fans like a hovercraft rather than a propeller like a boat.


Well my entry is losing badly. Need to find a solution quickly. Erm, the other entries should be declared invalid on the count that the Lego store was the first thing we did and for a few minutes I actually thought "I just spent £15 and 2 hours on the train to go to a Lego store, brilliant".
Have you even seen Live and Let Die?

Well, if that's what you think of @Danny and I... you'd be spot on :P
 
How big is that Mini? Seems to be one of the better translations into Lego than some of the other efforts which looked kinda odd.
 
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