Messy Sigs

[Blake]

As I am shocked and appauled by Sage's "Tidy sigs" thread I've decided that another signature club shall be formed!

If your signature does not conform to any of these rules:
1) 6 lines or less
2) No [quote /] tags
3) No [size /] tags
4) No emoticons ("smilies") – they increase line height

Then you may join the Messy sigs club.

Please show your support by putting this into your signature:

Messy sigs - Because real men know "Bigger is better"



Have fun! And remember to tell Sage he's off his rocker!

Blake

 

[Mike Rotch]

As I am shocked and appauled by Sage's "Tidy sigs" thread I've decided that another signature club shall be formed!

If your signature does not conform to any of these rules:
1) 6 lines or less
2) No [quote /] tags
3) No [size /] tags
4) No emoticons ("smilies") – they increase line height

Then you may join the Messy sigs club, and

5) incur the wrath of Modgador who will eat your face.


Blake

 

[Blake]

:blank:

Blake

 

[Duke]

I was just going to do something like that.

Remember, we have the power to edit your sigs for you... don't tempt us to abuse it.

 

[Blake]

Funnily enough Mikes sig qualifies as a "Messy Sig" ....

Blake

 

[Mike Rotch]

Funnily enough Mikes sig qualifies as a "Messy Sig" ....

Blake

:incorrect:

It:
a) Is within 6 lines,
b) Has no quote tags
c) Has size tags, yes, but they are tastefully applied, and
d) Has no Emoticons.

 

[Blake]

My quote tag is tastefully applied

But then Sage had to ruin it all, so I must rebel!

Blake

 

[Der Alta]

Are you sure you want to rebel?

That's not likely a good thing.

Hint: abide by Sage's guidelines and still present a messy signature.

AO

 

[Blake]

Well, not exactly rebel, my sig breaks none of the sig guidelines, as Sage said, try to have some fun with this...

Blake

 

[LoudMusic]

Why use an annoying quote tag that sucks up the equivalent of five lines of text when you could put it all in one line?

"You make me wanna throw up and eat it!" -- Jimmy Enslashay

Simple.

 

[Blake]

Because bigger is better? Duh...

Blake

 

[LoudMusic]

You are not making friends.

 

[Omnis]

this thread is sad.

 

[Cosmic]

What now? Signs?

 

[PS]

My signature used to be big and messy, but then I saw the light. Unfortunately blake's has gone out.

 

[Blake]

Mine used to be small and tidy, but then Sage made it trendy, lol.

Anyway, someone close this, it isn't having the fun atmosphere I was hoping for...

Blake

 

[PS]

Aw don't feel sad just because the moderators are all in a big conspiracy to shut down your threads. In fact, I might just have a great big obnoxious signature some day.

 

[Der Alta]

Insert Kung Fu sound effect for Flying Fist of Death beating this thread to a bloody and dead pulp (at the request of Monsieur Blake)

AO