Ncr racing league

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vhmik
Thanks mate. Another well run series. Shame about today. Must of been a full moon last night. I've watched both replays, and wow there was some silly stuff going on. Not what the series is all about. And hopefully next round everyone will be back to the good clean racing that has made this series as good as it is.

On a good note, welcome to divecable and clintMPS. Those boys are quick. With people like Sid, dive, clint, fulch and the others, next series on a Sunday will be intense. Looking forward to it.
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Cheers mate. Great racing with you Dive and Sid thoroughly enjoy fast racers with a decent grasp of race craft.

Well done VH clearly some solid driving and I'm looking forward to challenging the champ next season.

As for the races I know I wasn't perfect but I did try and leave space for people in the bigger packs. Tough to race with unpredictable lines and braking points which will iron out as I get to know everyone else's driving style and can plan passing points before the race.

Thanks to Chance and Rage for lettin me tag on at the end of the season, wish I knew about it earlier.
 
manoc1975
First of all congratulations vh well deserved. Fulch i think it was me that wrecked your race and if it was i'm very sorry, but one of us lagged and i went from well back to halfway threw your car in an instant, so i waited for you but didn't notice you were gone and that was my race done.
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Thanks manoc , mate I understand with the lag its very dicey sometimes , Its happened to me aswell. Looks like we both payed the penalty , sorry dude. Congrats to Mik that's a great effort mate and congrats to NCR for a great league :)
 
So is there only 1 race to go? Madrid? Just trying to work out the points now. Emu, you're in my sights buddy, sleep with one eye open and butt cheeks clenched :D
 
autech91
So is there only 1 race to go? Madrid? Just trying to work out the points now. Emu, you're in my sights buddy, sleep with one eye open and butt cheeks clenched :D
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Now I know how your sheep over there feel. Lol. Baaaa
 
Well lets see...
sid 246
emu 242
nochance 234
Fast 232
Autech 230

First in the firing line is Fastfulch, I'll show him how fast fulch can go backwards after a small tap at the end of the main straight. Stewards will look at the replay and decide that even though I caused the crash, points will be deducted from fulch: 232 to be precise.
After that nochance will be firmly in my sites. He truely will have no chance to stop me performing a perfect PIT maneuver on him, spinning him around so many times that he becomes dizzy, and spends the next few laps heading in the wrong direction, costing him his race and incurring a 234 point penalty for dangerous driving.
Not long after putting nochance out, Emuegg will be in front of me. At this time I will run a virus turning GT5 into a game of Mario Kart, with a new weapon known as an Emu egg. I will pull in front of him, drop the egg, it will splatter all over his windscreen. Emu will have to get out of his car and wipe the egg off to continue racing. Unfortunately as he left his car he will be disqualified and incur a 242 point penalty.
Finally, Sid will be the last left in my path. Tune in next time to find out what happens to Sid...
 
Congratulations VH ! good performance , thanks to you mate - I think lot of fellow racers including myself have improved - you setting the benchmark in NCR league so to speak.

As for fun, last race was spectacular with the likes of DIVE and CLINT - couldn't ask for more benchmarks (chuckle) really. FULCH bad luck mate, and you too Captain Chance - saw the replay , was awful way to get involved everyone in the pack there and unlucky for all those who got involved, and the stupid network took its toll in the form of lag for some like AUTECH (oH YEAH I got my sights on you )

Very consistent racing from Manoc and Emu. Will be great fun the next last two races to see who gets the 2nd overall ;)

Had a weird incident in race1 where drafting behind VH in front and CLINT on the right on the straight after the tunnel, had a taste of the dirt on the left and lost grip - hit CLINT on his right end and then tried to control not hitting VH in the first place, CLINT got away sober after a little shaky shaky but not so luck VH and I … EMU took full advantage lol :) well done.

Congrats all racers really without you all the race wouldn't have been fun at all.. what's the point in having only 4 0r 5 racers every week? Turn it up I saw, and turn it bang on apex. Come next race I will show you how. …. hopefully.
 
manoc1975
LMFAO. Autech you are a one of a kind mate very funny. Yes emu a sheep's life is a tough life over here.
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he is a funny bugga mr manoc, i must say im very fond of our kiwi content ie your goodself manoc and of course autech....is it because your your still in NZ?...meh! one of lifes little mysteries(your welcome in my neck of the woods anytime:tup::))....we do have a great range of kangaroo and wombat lingerie for those lonely nights by the billabong that may be modified to fit sheep if you decide to visit one day on a sex junket:sly:
 
autech91
Well lets see...
sid 246
emu 242
nochance 234
Fast 232
Autech 230

First in the firing line is Fastfulch, I'll show him how fast fulch can go backwards after a small tap at the end of the main straight. Stewards will look at the replay and decide that even though I caused the crash, points will be deducted from fulch: 232 to be precise.
After that nochance will be firmly in my sites. He truely will have no chance to stop me performing a perfect PIT maneuver on him, spinning him around so many times that he becomes dizzy, and spends the next few laps heading in the wrong direction, costing him his race and incurring a 234 point penalty for dangerous driving.
Not long after putting nochance out, Emuegg will be in front of me. At this time I will run a virus turning GT5 into a game of Mario Kart, with a new weapon known as an Emu egg. I will pull in front of him, drop the egg, it will splatter all over his windscreen. Emu will have to get out of his car and wipe the egg off to continue racing. Unfortunately as he left his car he will be disqualified and incur a 242 point penalty.
Finally, Sid will be the last left in my path. Tune in next time to find out what happens to Sid...
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you forgot auts that no chance will give you nochance of that because he is CAPTAIN BOGAN and take it out all to himself hahaha (evil laugh). but nice try hahaha
 
Fulch
232 points is a lot to lose autech , for reversing into you in the braking zone lol
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Fulch will now be completing the next two races in reverse people. Actually that would be a laugh, having a race in reverse, will have to give it a try next time we're goosing around.

You are quite right rage, all my moves will be over powered by the head bogans head bang attack. It involves Pantera played on loop via speaker mounted on his roof.
 
Mr auts your imagination is in overdrive. I have no need to cheat. all I have to is make a slight administration error on the points table and I win again lol. and I'm a redneck bogan. you will have to listen to roadhammers or trace Atkins as I fly by lol.
 
Haha, Mario kart laps. Mrs has comanded the TV, apparently I can't have it all night :D. I don't need practice anyways...
 
ok the stewards report. first thing we can all agree on is Sunday was very untidy and hope we all do better this weekend.
1 Sid on vh no action as no complaint made
2 stud on Sean. deamed a racing incident
3 manoc on fast. as 1st time in 15 races just a warning and reminder to be careful
now before I get to the main one, let me first remind all of you what ncr league is about. this series was designed to achieve 3 main aims
1 close clean racing with an equal chance for all to win
2 freindship through competition. as you can tell by the facebook page, we can now put a face to our competion and many of us share stories, jokes and insults, which I think is starting to become more fun then the racing lol
3 clean racing. any one of us can enter a room 24 7 where we can get battered around pushed all over the place. this league is a place when you can can race and enjoy it knowing your opposition will give you room and respect.

so Sid in answer to your reference a out a room with only 4 drivers in it. I would prefer to drive in a room with 4 people I trust then with 12 were I'm waiting for the next hit

most of the complaints I received were about Mr Hatfield. the stewards found hit other cars 16 times and spun fewzo, Vh, Sid, nochance, manoc and frutti. this is completely unacceptable. 1 steward went with a light penalty, 1 with a very hard outcome and one said it was my call
so the penalty issued is as follows.
1 awarded last place for the trial mt race as per rules on page 1
2 2min timed penalty for race at Indy road coarse.
in 1 race we had more carnage the we have had in the previous 15. I don't know why but it will not continue. as host its is my job to ensure a fun environment for all to compete in and it is each drivers responsibility to show their opposition respect at all times. the only reason you thought you had a run on people Mr Hatfield is because of the strong draft settings and each time you tried to overtake you understeered into the car on the outside of you. and why you would think turn 1 on trail mt is a place where you can run three wide is beyond me and any else. this is also first and final waning. next infringement will see your removal from the series. I hope you all understand. thanks Tim
 
in other news. due to a rethink of the series sat night will no longer be the same race as Sunday. Sunday will continue to be a full race car no tune series and taken seriously as it has been so far. only 13 cars will be permitted on track per race and I ask all of you that wish to do the next series to please resign up so I can work on numbers. Saturday night will now be the ncr invitational street car series. more details will follow on the weekend and hope to start next Saturday. thanks Tim
 
nochance09
most of the complaints I received were about Mr Hatfield. the stewards found hit other cars 16 times and spun fewzo, Vh, Sid, nochance, manoc and frutti. this is completely unacceptable. 1 steward went with a light penalty, 1 with a very hard outcome and one said it was my call
so the penalty issued is as follows.
1 awarded last place for the trial mt race as per rules on page 1
2 2min timed penalty for race at Indy road coarse.
in 1 race we had more carnage the we have had in the previous 15. I don't know why but it will not continue. as host its is my job to ensure a fun environment for all to compete in and it is each drivers responsibility to show their opposition respect at all times. the only reason you thought you had a run on people Mr Hatfield is because of the strong draft settings and each time you tried to overtake you understeered into the car on the outside of you. and why you would think turn 1 on trail mt is a place where you can run three wide is beyond me and any else. this is also first and final waning. next infringement will see your removal from the series. I hope you all understand. thanks Tim
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I received a private message asking for my version of events and I replied wanting to know the specific events which were being referred to. I received no reply and so no chance to give my side of anything.

So I will take all that the stewards apply and I guess that means I am last for sunday given the 2 min penalty.

Sorry to all that I have wronged
 
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the reason I did not pm you back Mr hat is I am not a steward, I do not review replays and therefore cannot detail your incidents which is why I asked you to pm the stewards direct. for those who do not know I'm drive trucks interstate. so I leave home every Monday at 5am and return Saturday arvo a 2 so the only time I get to post is while I'm waiting to load or as last night, waiting for the truck to get serviced.if I send you a message in regards to a steward report please contact rager emu or Luke directly yourself as I don't always have time to do it sorry
 
You better put me down for next season please Mr captian redneck bogan. un'till the other night i never used any subaru but its not a bad car looking forward to it. Its a Bit like rooting a fat chick, fun untill your friends catch you doing it.
 
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