Thanks, Beebs.
Jacksonville/Atlanta
Dallas/Tampa Bay
Miami/Buffalo - PLEASE GOD, WIN BUFFALO! We need to lose out the season for draft position. DP BABY!
Seattle/Chicago - Beast mode vs. Derp mode. Taste the rainbow!
Carolina/Houston - Houston clinched, they don't care. And we need Carolina to win.
Tennessee/Indianapolis - Indy already has pick #1.
Green Bay/Kansas City - Greg Jennings can't put the team on his back. Romeo Crennel, come on dog you GOT this.
New Orleans/Minnesota - I'm Pondering a victory here. DP BABY!
Washington/New York Giants - Worshington. Get you some bad DP here and win.
Cincinnati/St. Louis - DEE PEE!
Detroit/Oakland - Carson Palmer sucks. Salute your Schwartz.
Cleveland/Arizona - Larry Fitz is looking to save East Africa by donating DEE PEEEEEE!
New England/Denver - God's only QB vs. Evil hoodie syndicate
New York Jets/Philadelphia - I hate the Jets.
Baltimore/San Diego - Phillip Rivers to Vincent Jackson... DP!
Pittsburgh/San Francisco - Fightin Harbaughs vs. Dem Stillers. Go Stanford.