Oh don't worry Bob I didn't want you to win anyway

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Bob:
Yeah this is great, I'm doing pretty well in first place, better take it easy, don't push it now.
Ooops slightly wide on that one, I've come off the track.
Better stop here a second, let everyone past, I don't want to seem too competitive.

Mean while back at pit:
WHAAAARRRRRT! NO! BOB! WHA. FUUU-. GO. MOVE FUUU- IDIOT! MOVE GOO ARGGGHHHH! SERIOUSLY!

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Is this for real it's not a drive to the shop!
How do I stop this Idiot being so polite?
I understand that IRL you don't want to pull out in front of a race car coming at you at 200MPH, but in this instance Bob is in a Toyota Vitz and usually can't brake fast enough to keep off the track so is stopped in the middle of the track like a F~#%£@* Plonker letting the entire field past. :nervous: :dunce: 👎 :banghead: 🤬
 
Bob tends to wet the bed when there is any kind of traffic, or on the last lap. I give my
Bob some credit though he does drive my formula one gran torismo better then me.
 
Unfortunately, when Bob is up against cars that are as good as his, he feels the need to drive at the exact same speed as them, and stay almost directly behind them for the entire race... Unless the opportunity for overtaking sticks out like an X2010 in the Clubman Cup... And even then he holds back.
This is why when bob spins out in a car that travels as slowly as the other cars, you might as well just face palm and restart. That's what I've found anyway.
 
Just wait till Bob decides to take a trip down pit lane just for the hell of it.
 
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