Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

[Rykon Zero]

Well, looks like he's legit. This proves everything. 👍

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

well this is mine all i have to do is go and get it.

 

[GT Pro]

Thread about silly recent comments just got silly with recent comments.

 

[TB]

well this is mine all i have to do is go and get it.

You might have a certain Mod to fight off before you can claim the title.

 

[Boffin]

You might have a certain Mod to fight off before you can claim the title.

Yes, I hear Famine is quite protective of his mouldy 3 year old Lindt chocolate balls.

 

[boiltheocean]

There is a chance he's from Dubai, but there is also a chance he isn't. I'm still on the fence and wouldn't be suprised with either outcome.

He says he's a student from the UK, so there definately isn't a chance he's from Dubai.

Complete BS I think. Prove me wrong please.

 

[CirclesCenter]

I own a Bugatti Veyron with nitrous and helicopter blades in the turbos. I raced my buddy's F1 car down I-80 last night, and when the cops showed up I just flew off by pressing a button that turned the doors into wings. I've even got a custom fold up Hayabusa on hydraulics in the trunk. I can't provide pics until the statute of limitations passes.

(I don't even know what that all means, except that my brain refuses to read what I wrote. It errors out: Warning post too stupid, access denied for your safety.)

 

[Legendary]

You dont make stuff up or post your own claim. This is for other peoples claims who we want proof from...

 

[Rykon Zero]

I want one of those. But then, I couldn't read half the internet.

 

[Scaff]

I own a Bugatti Veyron with nitrous and helicopter blades in the turbos. I raced my buddy's F1 car down I-80 last night, and when the cops showed up I just flew off by pressing a button that turned the doors into wings. I've even got a custom fold up Hayabusa on hydraulics in the trunk. I can't provide pics until the statute of limitations passes.

(I don't even know what that all means, except that my brain refuses to read what I wrote. It errors out: Warning post too stupid, access denied for your safety.)

Despite the last page of posts, this is not a thread in which to make ludicrous claims, rather one to call out people who have make them, to ensure the thread they made the claim in doesn't get dragged off topic.

👍

Scaff

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Sounds legit.

 

[TB]

I own a Bugatti Veyron with nitrous and helicopter blades in the turbos...

At least attempt to make it believable and change it to a DeLorean.

 

[Icarus25]

At least attempt to make it believable and change it to a DeLorean.

A DeLorean with a Mr. Fusion?

 

[CirclesCenter]

Despite the last page of posts, this is not a thread in which to make ludicrous claims, rather one to call out people who have make them, to ensure the thread they made the claim in doesn't get dragged off topic.

👍

Scaff

Just playing around a bit, but the fold up Hayabusa in the trunk I've heard claimed by a person before. Yes heard, as in he said this while being physically in my presence. I was honestly struck speechless by the audacity of the claim.

For the future I'll note the intended purpose of this thread.

(frankly though i'm just going to rammrod around and see if I can find something to post here

 

[Diego440]

Did anyone notice this (short lived) thread by Smoke&Slide where he says:

My personal car :

Subaru Impreza STI 555 4dr ( with roof vent ) + factory STI suspension ( previously Scoobysport coil overs ), full HKS competition exhaust system ( no cats ).

Now, while he may have an Impreza and it may even be a 555, what's this with the "full HKS competition exhaust system"? I'm not saying it isn't true but I'd like some proof. Unless it's already been proven and I can shut up.

 

[Strittan]

Wops, wrong thread, sorry...

 

[Keef]

Did anyone notice this (short lived) thread by Smoke&Slide where he says:



Now, while he may have an Impreza and it may even be a 555, what's this with the "full HKS competition exhaust system"? I'm not saying it isn't true but I'd like some proof. Unless it's already been proven and I can shut up.

If he didn't use the name of the kit--which we would all probably recognize--he probably doesn't know what he's talking about. Like the ricer around here with his stock SRT4 who says he has a "bigger turbo". WTF does that mean?

 

[magicalgin]

I sat in schumachers F1 car... when I was 4.. but I lost my photo

 

[Jay]

If he didn't use the name of the kit--which we would all probably recognize--he probably doesn't know what he's talking about. Like the ricer around here with his stock SRT4 who says he has a "bigger turbo". WTF does that mean?

Well here in Australia atleast, we get a lot of imports (actual Japanese imports) with plenty of mods on them like HKS exhausts etc, often people don't know the exact name of these parts and many of them have been out of production for 10-15 years.

 

[Famine]

I sat in schumachers F1 car... when I was 4.. but I lost my photo

Despite the last page of posts, this is not a thread in which to make ludicrous claims, rather one to call out people who have make them, to ensure the thread they made the claim in doesn't get dragged off topic.

Okay?

 

[Sureboss]

Ballast?

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

well this is mine all i have to do is go and get it.

No!!! Some think this is famine's 3 year old chocolate ball that has mold on it. Its actually mars.

 

[Diego440]

Dude, did you just quote yourself in an effort to make it funnier? Here's a hint

 

[buickgnx88]

No!!! Some think this is famine's 3 year old chocolate ball that has mold on it. Its actually mars.

In the words of Dr. Evil, "Riiiiiiiiight..."

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Nevermind.

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

Dude, did you just quote yourself in an effort to make it funnier? Here's a hint

Sorry but i just don't get it..👎

 

[homeforsummer]

Sorry but i just don't get it..👎

In three simple steps:

1) We know it's Mars.
2) 80Y 2C2 made a joke, the one you're presumably referring to:

Yes, I hear Famine is quite protective of his mouldy 3 year old Lindt chocolate balls.

It was funny. Your paraphrasing of it wasn't.

3) Famine linked to a post of Scaffs to remind people that this is not a thread for posting your own ludicrous claims. The sole purpose of this thread is to give people who've made a claim about something (usually a flash car they "own") somewhere else in the forum that we consider a bit far-fetched an opportunity to explain themselves so that it doesn't clutter up other threads.

It's not a difficult concept to grasp. Coming up with ridiculous things and posting them here "for a laugh" is essentially just spam.

 

[CirclesCenter]

Man o' man, that is a tough question. There are so many cars that I love in the world. McLaren F1, Veyron of course. If I had to choose a personal favourite though?....

Audi R8. I know I know, surprising but it's what I would pick as a daily driver. I've had the opportunity to race the R8 along with the new Lambo LP-560-4, Gallardo, and many others... bar none the R8's brakes are the best I've ever used. It's comfortable, and fast as well.

Hmmm....

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=3587874&postcount=15

 

[niky]

Well... he doesn't actually claim to own any of the cars... or claim to be able to buy them. It is possible he drove one at an invitational test drive... or he might just mean that it feels "comfortable" to drive in the game.

 

[Northstar]

I don't find it that ludicrous, if you know the right people it is possible to drive basically any car.