Parnelli's GT2 stories.

Thanks LeGeNd-1. 👍 Yea, that crowd shot is kinda lame! Ah well....I was trying to find a crowd that kinda looked as if it could be at Grindy.

I used to live out near Mt. Rainier. There's actually several huge mountains like that on the west coast of America, so that helps.
 
Okay....gimme a few days and I'll finally get to it. :guilty: It'll require I get my cell camera ready for some pictures....the race, of course. And they're not easy to capture without these huge lines showing up in the picture.

Literally each picture you see in this story (that's not from GT4) is from my cell camera. And we're talking roughly 10 bad shots for every good one. It's a bit frustrating, to be honest. :crazy:
 
Excuse me, but I have a small suggestion. Why not use a camcorder and cut & paste the pictures from a still frame?
 
Hey everyone (all three of you reading this!) I finally got inspired to finish up what I started. Anyways....

Graham woke with a start, his cell-phone doing double-duty as an alarm clock. Disorientated he was. He had been having a dream that he was actually late. Double-parked in his Land Rover Discovery by a big semi-truck. Only this truck wasn't just big, it was HUGE. And it was blocking Graham from leaving his parking space, so that now he feared he could actually be LATE. For once in his life. Late! And he was never late! :crazy: Damn truck! Where was the driver?

Graham laid on the horn...WOOOONK!


Nothing.

He got out of the Discovery, only to find this truck really was gigantic. From where he stood, he couldn't even see the truck's cab. He looked from left to right...all he could see was a huge expanse of steel. Where the truck actually started and where it ended? One could only guess. It may have been a train for all he know. Well, he wasn't as up on traffic zoning laws as he should have been, but shouldn't such a huge vehicle be illegal on a Seattle street?

But none of this mattered. His cell phone saved him...awaking him from all this tribulation. Ahhh. As his dream disintegrated into its netherworld, he realized his disorientation had only just started. :odd:

He felt over to his wife, only to find she wasn't sleeping next to him. He looked beside him, only to find she was in another bed??? What the hell? Had she re-arranged the entire bedroom? :ouch: They only had one bed. Right??? :confused: The curtains were drawn, so that all he could see were dark shapes, but still...everything looked way different! The cabinets, the television, everything seemed out of place!! Even Tiffany seemed to have shrunk..or maybe it was because she was in another bed. Another bed? Why the heck couldn't Graham remember the nite before? :ill:

Finally, it all came back to him. That wasn't Tiffany, it was Princess. :indiff: He wasn't in his bedroom, he was in some hotel in a European town with a funny name. A fairytale type of name. Grindy-something. Grindymaldy. Yea, something like that. Graham looked to his rolex watch, perched fastidiously on the nightstand next to the bed, to find it was 6:15 am...1+ hour to Greenwich time zone. Perfect. He wasn't late after all...if anything, he would be way-early for his approach to do some practice runs around the town track. :)

And off he went! Graham had spent the previous evening with his daughter, bitching about the lack of refreshing beverages as usual, while she bitched about the fact that she missed her mother & grandma, who were still down in Italy. Ugh. :indiff: He finally settled on hot chocolate and some scones, went to bed, and had trouble sleeping. Not to worry now! He was walking down the road, which had been meticulously barricaded off in various places overnite. Nobody was about, and it was now 6:59 am as he strolled to the garage/paddock area. Princess had also arisen, and was wearing jeans with pre-cut holes (as the fashion dictated these days) with a
pink trainer top since the morning was rather cold.

"You are early, as I anticipated". Helmünd Gunter called out as he saw the well-dressed gentleman approaching the garage. As the rumors spelled out, Graham looked perfect: his shoes were a shiny burgundy, his slacks, jacket, and tie looked sombre, as if the guy were about to attend a formal meeting of some sort, rather than tear about a race track. Shaven. Even his hair looked perfect. It looked as if the guy had moussed it! A dark, sandy-blonde, not a hair out of place. Could this be any more surrealistic? Helmünd thought (only he thought it in German). With Graham was a girl, who was maybe 12 or 13 years old. Her hair was darker, and worn casually around her shoulders. She was dressed more sloppy than he, with a series of bracelets on both wrists. Who was this girl? She hadn't been present the day before.

"Ah yea, well, the early bird gets the worm, and all that!" Graham called back as he approached his Infiniti.

"Huh?" says Günter. "You ate a worm???"

"No! It's an expression we have in English." says Graham, smiling. :)

"Ah. And who is this...young one you have here?"

"OH! Forgive me. This is Princess. She's come along to keep me in line! Make sure I don't do anything stupid." Graham joked.

Suddenly, it all made sense to Günter. The nice clothes. The formal behavior. The briefcase. Graham was some sort of ....concierge. A protector of the princess! Of course! This young girl was some sort of royalty, and the man was merely her servant! But what were they doing here? Why wasn't the Gran Turismo organization made aware of the fact that they would be having royalty about, so they could set up some sort of official suite for the couple? Away from the public? Perhaps the very fact that the man and the princess stayed at Memories in an ordinary hotel room was simply a ploy...some sort of cover-up, to keep the tabloids out of the loop. In his mind, Günter decided this ploy was perfect in a way. If a princess were to suddenly embark upon their small town, who would be aware that such nobility would stay in an ordinary hotel room? Especially since the girl was wearing torn-up jeans as an ordinary teenager would. But if she was nobility, why had her concierge (Graham) merely blurted out her presence to him? Plus, Günter wasn't entirely sure, but he thought America didn't have any sort of royalty or nobility. An American princess? It didn't make sense.

But, Günter didn't want to be rude. So he bowed to the princess.
"At your service, madam." he greeted her.

Princess merely stared. "Huh??? Frrreak!!!!" she said.

"Now, Princess. Don't be rude." Graham said, winking at her.

"What-ever!" Princess said in her usual flippant fashion, strolling off. "I'm going to find something to eat, since YOU have to get to work!"

"PRINCESS!" Grhama yelled. But she was off.

Günter thought this a bit rude. How does a princess act so untrained? So uncouth? Well, she was from America, that much he could determine. She had an American accent for sure. But he didn't want to be rude and ask too many questions. Günter was here to perform a service, and that service was to be a GT racing coordinator.


"You are.....very early, Mr. Wellington. Perhaps a bit too early. Please allow me to drive round the track first". said the large man. "I will use my bullhorn, and clear anybody off the street who is lingering". he added.

"Okay...let's get started!" Grham says.

Yes! He was looking forward to this....he had spent a good portion of the night studying the track's map, in an effort to anticipate how to drive around it. He managed to convert the downloaded map to his usual pie-graphs and bar-graphs, studying his odds at this point, just as if he were studying a for an upcoming trial. An effort to stay on top, and all that. 💡

Turns out, there was nobody lingering. Everybody here in Switzerland apparently followed the rules (unlike in Rome), so that the track was perfectly empty. :D Anybody "lingering about", as Günter used the term, was lingering about behind a barricade, or in a shop...getting an early spot to watch the day's races. This made everything easy, and pleased Graham. One thing he liked about Switzerland? Certainly, its peoples were meticulous. No trash anywhere. Everyone following rules. Perfect. 👍

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The track clear, Graham took off with no worries. There were a few early spectators to witness as Graham warmed up his engine and did a slow practice lap.

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Seeing no reason not to, Graham did the following lap much more aggressively. He slid slightly sideways into a couple turns. Going up the big hill, he didn't anticipate an upcoming signpost, and his car bashed into a barricade as he braked too late. Sheesh! A dent! could it be pulled? :D Günter had cautioned Graham not to wear his suit as he drove and later raced, which Graham didn't understand at all. Couldn't anyone see the logic in looking professional??? :P:lol::lol::odd: Sheesh!

He managed seven laps before Günter finally called Graham back to the pit area...his best time posted at x:xx.xxx. Just as he pulled into the pits, the Infiniti's
check engine lightflahsed back on! DAMMIt!!! :mad::mad:

"Sehr gut!! Very good, Herr Vellington! Du bist...how shall I say...sehr accomplished!" Günter chirped as Graham looked irked. "Is everything alright, Herr Wellington?"

"Well. My check engine lite just came back on. Could you get somebody free to check it for me?"

Now THIS Günter did not expect. Check engine lite? Who the hell cared about a check engine lite????

"Um. Herr Vellington. I notice you...have had modifications. You have sport muffler. No doubt your air-filter and perhaps...mass air-flow sensor have also been changed. You will be fine. Your car is fine. You do not need to turn off the lite." Apparently, nobody had instructed the well-dressed man about modifying a car's air-flow system. To do so would cause the MAF sensor to sense a massive change in the car's air intake flow & pressure, which would trigger the light to come on.

Günter's lesson, however, did nothing to deter Graham. He merely stood there, looking nonplussed. :( Expecting something to be done.


"aaaaah...."

"Look. Here. Have a peice of tape," Günter advised. "And put this tape over your check engine lite. Trust me, if we shut off the light, it will only come back on eventually.

Graham looked at the barrel-chested Günter suspiciously. Damn mechanics. Always, it seemed they were trying to pull some trick over he, the customer! What the hell was a "mass air-flow sensor? Gunter could have just made this term up...and Graham would not have a clue what the hell he was talking about. He made a mental note to look it up on the internet later. But for now, Graham relented. He put the tape over the lite. It would only cause less hassle in the long run...and really, what did he care if his light was indicating a problem? It seemed to run fine, after all.But in the back of his mind...he knew it would still be there...lurking behind the electrical tape.

"Okay. You win," he said somewhat dejectedly.

It was now edging towards 8 o'clock, and finally some track-workers were showing up, along with assorted early spectators. As Princess finally made her way back with some sort of pastry, Graham also noticed his new friend, Ben Dover, approaching the paddock area.



"Hey how ya doon?" Ben said in his slight Jersey accent. Graham and Ben had met in Rome. Ben was also a driver in the GT2 series, although he and Graham hadn't raced against one another.

"Peachy!" says Graham.

Ben paused a moment while trying to think of a way to say what he wanted to say, without offending the attorney.

"Um....I notice your car," Ben says.

"Yep. A '91 Infiniti G20, she is. REally, I wanted a Lexus, but Gran Turismo 2 rules state one can't spend more than $10,000 for a starting vehicle and all that..."

"Graham. I say this as a friend. Your car may not be suitable for this level of racing. I mean, you might want to trade this one up for some sort of sports car. It would only be best!"

"A sports car??? A little DEATH TRAP is more like it!" Graham said. "Now this INfiniti is a fine piece of machinery. Just because it has a few luxury appointments to its interior doesn't mean it's not fast. Trust me. I drive a Land Rover Discovery back at home, :lol: and I'm a good driver :lol: to boot! Always on time, I am. Usually early!"

"Graham, I know you are a good driver. I saw your performance in Rome. But I'm just telling you....you're gonna get eaten today. I"m a doctor. I have to tell people bad news all the time. And I'm tellin you now...trade up. Don't bother racing today. It'll count against you when they tally up your win ratio".

"Well. So what are you driving, then?" Graham quizzes his friend.

"Well...it's not really mine. I started my GT2 career with $10,000 just like you...only unlike you, my career started 'cause my practice was doing charity work. I'm driving a Lancia Delta today".

"You're driving a what?"

"A Lancia. It's a Italian car. they don't sell them in the States." Ben said, as if this would explain everything.

Well Graham didn't know what a Lancia was, but he was sure it would pale in comparison to his 'entry-luxury sedan'.

Little did he know the truth of what he was about to face.....


Stay tuned for the race!
 
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*ahem*

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

Again, awesome chapter. As usual from you. 👍
 
Woot! Are you going to bring in the dreaded Ford GT40 PB? Maybe not :lol:. Can't wait for the race ;).

I love the tape-over-faulty-light btw, nice touch 👍.
 
Woot! Are you going to bring in the dreaded Ford GT40 PB? Maybe not :lol:. Can't wait for the race ;).

I love the tape-over-faulty-light btw, nice touch 👍.

A GT40 shows up in the Clubman? I thought it wasn't till the Historic races. Anyways, I already did the race...and I'm just collecting pictures and stuff. Gonna be ALOT of pictures this time. ;)

The tape-over-check engine lite part comes from real-life experience. Can't tell you how many customers we have in our shop who think their car has a flat tire because the little tire lite comes on. Or they think their engine's gonna blow up because the check engine light comes on! :indiff: As a joke, sometimes I'll just tell them to save the $49 we charge for checking out the light, and just put a peice of tape over it!
 
A GT40 shows up in the Clubman? I thought it wasn't till the Historic races. Anyways, I already did the race...and I'm just collecting pictures and stuff. Gonna be ALOT of pictures this time. ;)

No GT40 ever shows up in Clubman, I was just referring to the Historic races like you said :sly:. Looking forward to the pics :).
 
CHAPTER XX

Clubman Cup: Grindelwald


The sun rose as more and more people showed up. The sky clear and the air brisk. By the time it was nearing noon, the stands were PACKED with people, and all drivers had had a shot at practice runs. Princess showed up sometime during the morning, staying glued to her father's side, and in a somewhat better mood. In her mind, she was still missing mom & grandma, but started rallying for her dad. "You're gonna win, aren't you?" she kept asking, to which Graham would grin.

"Daddy will try his hardest, I promise, Princess". He'd say, a tad embarassed.

Graham eventually got to see Ben Dover's car, which was a funny-looking thing with a funny name. A Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzionne? What the hell? Did the guy actually expect to WIN? :lol: Graham thought with his typical arrogance.

*GT4 pic*

As a lawyer, Graham Wellington's job often unofficially included sizing people up. Every day, with every case he tackled, the man became good at one thing: looking a person in the eye, watching his or her body language, and within seconds knowing what that person was made of. Most of the time, he'd be dead-on with his assumption. Was this person confident? Did he have money? Was she well-dressed, but really broke & facing some sort of bankruptcy? Did the wife really cheat as the husband was claiming? Was the defending lawyer Graham would be up against staunch and typically conservative? Or was he a liberal weeny? Was the judge Graham would be testifying in front of somone to fear? Or was he or she a walkover?...overruling nothing in the face of defiance?

...and on and on....

So as Graham looked at the drivers he was about to race, he did this now. He sized them up...each and every one of them. Ben Dover, of course, had befriended Graham down in Rome by showing him how things were done in Europe. He had saved Grham plenty of aggravation for sure. But, let's face it... he was going DOWN! Being friends with someone did not guarantee Graham wouldn't be any less of a shark:mischievous:--in the courtroom or on the race track, when up against this so-called friend. :scared: Graham already knew Ben; now he sized up the rest.

...The older, retired-looking socialite, perhaps in her late 50s, with permed, blonde hair which was probably gray underneath all the hair dye. Looked as if she had been living the "good life" forever. Looked RICH. Looked as if she had (perhaps) never worked a day of physical labor in her life, or lifted a vaccuum cleaner for that matter. How she came to be a race-driver? Graham could only guess at this one. She was speaking a foriegn language which sounded Germanic, while her English wasn't that good. She wore a string of expensive pearls (probably for good luck, probably out of habit) around her neck. She was wearing an all-black pantsuit which fit snugly on her body. Despite her age, she looked physically fit, like she'd be a tiger in bed. Perhaps she was atheletic in some way. Definately a boob job. Definately a face lift (or a series of them). The doctor had done a good job; she had only hired the BEST. ;) If she were American, she would look silly and unimportant with her permed hair and snobby persona...but as a European, she seemed exotic. Graham caught himself staring at her a bit too long, and quickly averted his eyes. Phew. She would be driving a
purple Jaguar XJ series sedan, a car Graham wouldn't mind piloting himself if he had the credits.

...There was the young French guy. Short stature, short, dark hair, professionally dressed with an actual racing suit with patches all over it which said "Esso" and "Pirelli" and other assorted brands. :lol: When Graham introduced himself, this French guy thought Graham (at first) to be some sort of sponsorhip salesman.
"You are here promoting... what? "Tires? Oil?":irked: :lol: "I have raced Formula 2 for some years, make your pitch and be off!" When he realized Graham was here for the race, the French man actually scoffed aloud! "And you think you can vin, wearing your nice suit and tie? Vell good luck, my friend". he said. Although smiling, Graham could tell the guy thought highly of himself, and carried himself with a slightly upity fashion. He seemed to think he was better than everyone else somehow--and Graham guessed this particular guy might be the only one present with actual prior racing track experience. He would be driving a car Graham had never heard of. Something French called a "Venture" or something. :rolleyes:

...The youngish Asian man, who looked as if he just learned to shave last week. :) Sure enough (as Graham predicted) he spoke English, although wasn't so good at it. It sounded as if he was actually from Japan. He might be someone to fear, Graham thought, simply because he had made it this far in the GT2 organization. Like the French guy, this Asian was wearing a racing suit, but without the sponsorship patches all over it. He would be driving a white Toyota MR2.

Finally, there was the youngish guy with the dark hair. This guy was also European..perhaps Italian, in his late 20s. He looked a little lost in Graham's opinion. Out of all the drivers present, Graham thought this final man looked the least confident, as if he would rather be back in his hotel room. :( He wasn't wearing a racing suit, or a suit at all! The guy had shown up wearing an ordinary T-shirt with jeans. What the guy did for a living? Who knew...who cared. He was going DOWN, too. He was driving another funny-looking car with a funny name. An Alfa Romeo sedan. Graham laughed to himself at this...Alfas hadn't been sold in the 'States since the early '80s...apparently they had failed with American sales. How the hell did this guy expect to win? Graham thought with typical arrogance. :rolleyes:

Just before the race began, as the drivers were about to stalk off to their vehicles, which had been pre-arranged neatly by GT2 racing gofers ;), Princess gave her father one of her silly bracelets...put it right on his wrist before he could protest.


"It's for good luck, daddy!"

"Princess..." Graham trailed off, not exactly sure what to say. The bracelet was completely girly and pink, of course, braided with some sort of plastic gems. :yuck: Graham felt completely silly wearing it, but hell...he'd humor his daughter just this once.

"You're gonna win, daddy!" she added enthusiastically. "And you're gonna win LOTS OF MONEY, right?"

"Uh..." Graham was once again at a loss...since when had his daughter suddenly become his cheerleader? Wasn't she brooding and looking at him like she HATED him not two hours ago?

"Yes. You're gonna WIN! Say it!"

"Princess..." Gharam looked off towards the nearest group of spectators, embarassed. :embarrassed:

"SAY IT!!!"

"I'm gonna win, Princess. There ya happy? I said it."

"Now daddy must get to work!" Princess enthused. "GO GET THEM DADDY!!!! YOu're the WINNER! They're all going to be LOSERS!!!!!!" :mischievous:

The nearby group of spectators, an assortment of Swiss townfolk who viewed this short altercation with amusement, suddenly looked to one another with confusion :confused::confused: "Sie ist eine prinzessin?!?"

As the drivers got into their cars, Graham's heart was now pounding! He blew out a long gust of air as he REVVED IT UP!!! :nervous::irked:


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The green French sports car (the "Venture" or whatever it was called) would be starting in first place, which Graham was in 6th. Graham ahd no problem with this. Ben's funny Italian car (whatever the hell it's called) was holding a position a couple places ahead of Graham's Infiniti!! NO Prob!!! Let's get going!!!

Just before the
GREEN FLAG fell, Graham nearly had a heart-attack!!! He looked off to the left, where the hundreds of fans sat awaiting the start, to SEE HIS WIFE SITTING IN THE STANDS!!! She had a small smile on her face! Looking SMUG. Looking COMPOSED. lOOKING AS IF HER SHE KNEW HER HUSBAND WOULD TOTALLY FREAK!!!! :scared::nervous::nervous::(:(:ouch::banghead: WHAT THE HELL? How could she have KNOWN? How could she have FOUND OUT?

While throttling the engine carefully to 4,000 rpms, Grham did a double-take! shook his head around as if to clear it! When he looked back up with a guilty expression, :guilty: she was gone. He looked again. Gone. Had he imagined it???


NO TIME FOR THAT!!! THE GREEN FLAG NOW FELL!!!

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Right away, Ben THROTTLED HIS LANCIA...the all-wheel drive car LURGGING FORTH WITH VIGOR!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Beside him, the purple Jag got underway while the green Venturi makes it way towards TURN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Behind them, Graham jumped on the gas! His car's front wheels SCREECHING WITH A SCREEEAM!!!!!! He quickly shifted up...1ST and into 2nd!!!REDLINING HEAVILY.....but staying somewaht BEHIND the pack!!!! never FEAR!!! gRHAM IS HERE!!!! He holds it in 2nd for a long time...the 4 cylinder getting all its worth, befoer finally shifting into 3rd!!!

As they rushed on, the trees flashed by with a blur!!!!!

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INTO THE FIRST TURN!! THE JAGUAR LEADS.....the Swiss lady driver riding on huge, white, padded leather seats....completely inappropriate for a race car! But what hte hell!! Graham's G20 now HOLDS THE REAR OF THE PACK IN 3RD GEAR!!!! He
BRAKES briefly into the curve!!! And throttles out!!! STill holding the rear!

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Swiss lady holds the lead! But her lead wouldn't last long!! :mischievous: The pack now rolled thru the long first curve, and started uphill....past the Memories Hotel Grfaham and his daughter spent the nite at.

ROLLING UP THE HILL NOW!! gram makes a delicate move!! As the pack gets FOUR DEEP AND ACROSS THE ENTIRE TRAK, GRAHAM MAKES IT FIVE!!!!

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Approaching the first tight right hand curve, he manages to SQUEEZE THE G20 UP ON THE SIDEWALK!!!



FIVE CARS ACROSS....ALL BUMPING FENDERS ...RUBBING DOORS!! tHE G20 NOW IS SHIFTING INTO 2ND AND OUTBRAKING THE REST OF THE PACK!! :mischievous:

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^Check that out folks!!! Five across the track! Do you know how good it felt to out-brake that entire row? :D




He REMAINS THIS WAY up the rest of the hill!! BLESSED TO BE OUTCORNERING THESE WADS!!!! tHE G20 2.0 te MAKES its uphill climb in 2nd gear!!!! BRIEFLY SHIFTING INTO 3RD as grhaam approaches the uphill she-cane area!!! In his cabin, Graham was PUMPED!!!!

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On his trail the Venturi and LAncia dual for 2nd!!!! While the Jag holds it in 3rd!!!

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None of this makes any difference...on the top of the hill (where the backstretch is) GRAHAM HOLDS tHE LEAD...FINALY MAKING AN UPSHIFT INTO 4TH towareds the high-speed left/right "she-cane"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Graham FIGHTS HIS G20'S STEERING IN THE CHICANE WHILE PASTING HIS CAR'S TIRES WITH SMOKE!! BRAKING HEAVILY AND DOWNSHIFTING INTO 3RD!!! LITERALLY MISSING THE GUARDRAIL BY INCHES, WHILE JUST 30 FEET AWAY A GROUP OF COWS LAZILY GRAZES ON GRASS WONDERING WHAT THE HUMANS ARE UP TO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Behind him, eveyrone is fighting for the lead...literally on his tail!!!!

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As they approach the hairpin, Graham ALMOST GETS COOKED!!! The green Venture (whatever it's called!) gets ON THE INSIDE, its driver looking at Graham with a SNEER!!!!!! :mad: Graham ALMOST LOSES IT, QUIET, SNOW-LOVING GRINDYWALD NEVER SEEN ACTION LIKE THIS, FOLKS!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Fortunately, Graham had the better line!

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As they leave the hairpin, Graham STILL HOLDS THE LEAD!!! He manages to make the deadly left/right chicane, and then follows it with THE FINAL RIGHT/LEFT ONTO THE STRAIGHT!!!!


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Note: This area (the dual-chicane before the pits & straight) is the best place to get a good, solid lead if you do it right. The Ai has a tendency to BRAKE before both chicanes. If you can manage not to brake in either of them (getting sideways if you have to), you'll have several seconds of blessed relief while the Ai struggles. But GT2 has wicked rubberband...which means they'll eventually catch up no matter what. Which is just what happens next...



Now onto the straight! The G20 KEEPS THE PACE! ROARING WITH 2.0 LITERS OF MADNESS, THE AMERICAN IS OUT OF THE OFFICE!!!!

BUT UH OH!! WHAT'S HAPPENING HEEEERE? WHAT'S HAPPENING HEERE FOLKS? is the LANCIA MAKING A PASSS????


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AS LAP 1 MELTS INTO LAP 2, HE'S DONE IT! THE LANCIA HAS PASSED THE G20!!!!

ON THE INSIDE! THE INFINITI POSITIONS FOR THE COMEBACK!!!

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BUT THE LANCIA KEEPS HIS THRONE!!!!

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ROLLING BACK UPHILL NOW! HE'S GOT HIS LEAD! THE LANCIA KEEPS AHEAD OF THE PACK, BUT THAT G20 IS HOT ON HIS TRAIL


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At this point, Graham knew he had to do something, or the race would become Ben's. Under pressure! That's how he usually did some of his best work, anyways....

ONTO THE BACKSTRETCH! The AMERICANS DUAL WITH TENACITY!


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BUT INTO THE CHICANE, THE INFINITI MAKES ITS MOVE!!!!

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tHE INFINITI HAS DOMINATED THE LANCIA!?!? :boggled: HOW CAN THIS BE???
INTO THE DUAL-CHICANE, THE INFINITI MASTERS THE GAME!!!!

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ONTO THE FINAL STRETCH, THE Infiniti masters the game!!!!! OH what a race! What a race!!!!

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^By this point, Graham managed to get thru the hairpin, and was now midway between final dual-chicane area. The pic doesn't show it, but the Infiniti had outbraked Ben's Lancia earlier, did a perfect swing into the hairpin, and walked thru the final dual-chicane with only a tap of brakes. He had drawn quite a lead over everyone else! Lol.

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FLYING TOWARDS THE FINISH!!! THE INFINITI HAS STRETCHED IT OUT!!! AND HE WINS!!! AS THE CHEQUERED FLAG WAVES IN THE AIR, THE G20 HAS WON THE CLUBMAN TODAY!!!! GRAHAM WELLINGTON HAS SHOWN SWITZERLAND HOW IT'S DONE TODAY!!!!



As the Infiniti rolled down the straight, its engine nearly overheating despite the chilly morning, Graham was so ecstatic, he couldn't sit still! He POUNDS on his steering wheel, rocking his car!!! HE HAD DONE IT! He had won!!! On to Rome again!!!

To the left and right of him, Ben Dover pulled aside in his Lancia, while the green Venturi Atlantique clambered up slyly, in a 1-2-3 photographic moment!!!
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Awesome awesome start to the race Parnelli. Man, YOU GOT ME PUMPED!!!!!!!!!

I love the bit with the cow, had me :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:-ing so hard there.

And that five-wide part was awesome as well, I never knew you could fit that much cars into one lane in Grindy :scared:.
 
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As the sky clouded up suddenly, the group of cars did one final slower lap around the town of Grindelwald before they pulled in. Approaching the winner's circle, Graham's INfiniti began to smoke a little from its hood. *pic* He freaked out a bit, but was also too jazzed up not to seize the moment. :crazy:

And the moment was seized! About a dozen photographers immediately jumped on their chance to get pictures of the winner and his car! :dopey: Towards the back of his mind, Graham Wellington briefly thought of his wife again:
"Is she really here?", but this thought got erased as the crowd cheered and the photographers uh.....photographized. :dunce: He jumped confidently from the G20, briefcase in hand, and took a moment to re-knot his tie!!! :dunce::dunce::lol: Then he was ushered to a small podium area while various press-agents asked the usual questions:

"How does it feel to be a two-time winner of the Clubman Cup?"

"Will you be doing any more racing now that you've won?"

"How is this going to affect your life, sir?"


For a moment there, Graham did a double-take. Did she say
"How is this going to affect your wife?!?" Didn't matter. No time to contemplate, everyone was waiting for him at the podium. And thank God there looked as if there were no bimbos this time, waiting to spray him with expensive sparkling water! Just as it looked as tho Graham wasn't to face his fear, he did see a man, very well-dressed, walking towards Graham with a bottle of champagne. REAL champagne! Moët, the label said. Graham may not know much about Europe, but he did know the difference between champagne and sparkling water. 💡

For a moment, he totally panicked as the well-dressed man approached him. :nervous: Graham thought he was about to get sprayed again! No way was that going to happen, not in this nice suit, not in the suddenly cloudy weather...he didn't care about tradition or whatever unofficial rite the racing world said was supposed to happen once somebody won an automotive race. He was NOT getting sprayed. No no no.

But fortunately, the well-dressed man handed Graham the bottle. :P He stood for a moment, while the crowd politely clapped. :):):):):):) Graham wasn't sure what to do.
"You mussst spray." said the well-dressed man. OH! Duh!!!

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So Graham did just this. He shook the champagne bottle and then sprayed it into the sky! He tried not to get any on the sleeves of his suit, but better said than done, right? :ouch: So he sprayed into the crowd, just like the time he won that case....what the hell was it? He couldn't remember. Ah well. And after taking a celebratory swig, Graham was awarded a giant-size cheque, made out for
$7,000. Princess, watching all this as she hid away from the crowd drooled. :drool: Money!!!!

Time was running short though. The clouds had really darkened, and just as a few sprinkles of rain hit the ground, Helmund Günter called it quits for the day. No more GT2 racing today. Graham got lucky, therefore. :) He looked over to his car, which was being towed away. Later he would learn the Infiniti's head gasket had blown. :scared: Head gasket? That sounded important! Luckily for Graham, he wouldn't have to pay a cent. Successful GT2 drivers would only need to buy for parts & services contracts in the long run. Any actual work was paid by the GT organization, not the actual driver. Phew. Graham also learned his car would be hauled on a truck back to Rome, free of charge. Good.

Rome. Damn. His WIFE! Where was his wife??? Was his son here? His mother-in-law?? :scared::scared:



"PRINCESS!" Graham scream-whispered as they stalked away from the crowd back to their hotel. "WHERE IS SHE???"

"Huh?" Who??? Where is Who?" she said back, honestly confused

"OH. Oh...I get it. I get it. You all are in this together!"
 

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Ah, good story as ever Parnelli Bone. Also, solid chapter on the race; but a bit bulky on the pics. Not that I'm criticizing your work or anything!:scared: Also, I'm going to start writing my tales again since I'm free from the tournament I mentioned. So you can expect the new chapter to be up by noon.
 
"A bit bulky on the pics?" :lol: Wow, the critics have spoken!!! 💡 'great story, solid chapter but too many pics!' :lol: :guilty: Awesome. I promise the race at Rome will have even MORE pics! :mischievous:

anyways, where was I....


Grindelwald. The Clubman cup. Graham Wellington the winner.

The stands of people (at least a thousand had showed up to watch this edition of the Clubman Cup) politely clapped as Graham took his trophy. STanding on a makeshift podium. His mind raced. several things at once...

Thought #1: He had SEEN his wife in the crowd just before the race's start. Or had he?

Was she here?


Thought #2: He started thinking of
money again. :crazy: MORE money Nothing wrong with it. Nothing at all.

Thought #3: He looked at his winning trophy. Odd. Why was it silver and not
gold? ;) All the trophies his daughter won at school for cheerleading, tumbling and other activities were always gold-colored , or at least a meager imitation of it.

He looked over to his car, which was not looking very happy. :(

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A steady stream of steam was now emitting from the grille. Something was majorly wrong. :( Graham looked to his smoking G20 with some indifference. He was not majorly concerned about his car, after all, he wouldn't have to pay for it to get fixed! :D This would all be taken care of by the Gran Turismo association.

"Graham! Well done!" It was Ben Dover, the proctologist from New Jersey. "Wow, that was a close one! How lucky of you!"

Ben had been driving the Lancia Delta, and had made 2nd place. Graham momentarily forgot his reverie

"Not luck ... SKILL, son. That was skill." He said slyly.

"Hey let's celebrate after all this nonsense!" says Ben enthusiastically. "I'll buy you a drink. They have some fine lagers and ales in this part of the world!"

Alcohol. Grhaam would have none of that! Not with his daughter about. :sly: With some melancholy, :( he thought of Starbucks. He missed his Starbucks. :(

"Dad...helllloooooo?? When are we GOINNNNG????"

"hI Princess. Come here, give daddy a hug"

"UH. ewwww! LIke, not in front of all these people!" :yuck:

They were now walking away from the flashbulbs, the commotion. The race over, most people were going back to wherever they would normally be at this time of day. Occasionally, somebody walked by to congratulate Graham and Ben on their first and second place wins. Graham, Ben and Princess walked over to the Infiniti, which was now being diagnosed for service. A mecahanic had attached a funny-looking device to somehing in the engine bay, and was pumping it.


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"Radiator". the guy said as green fluid spilled onto the ground.

"Ah." Grham says. But he's just not paying much attention. The car would get fixed. He didn't worry much about that. What he DID worry about...

WHERE IS SHE???!!? he scream-whispered to his daughter.

"Uh....where is who?"

"SHE!!! YOu're MOTHEr! I saw her! SHe's here! WHERE IS SHE?"

"UH....Dad. You're freakin out! STop it, you're freaking ME out!!"

"I SAW her!!!!"

"What-everrrr. Take a chill pill." :rolleyes:

A small group of teenagers were approaching Ben, Graham, and Princess at this exact moment.

"Oh no." Princess mutters. Not this again." :rolleyes:

"Dort ist sie!!! Die Prinzessen!!! Hello Princess! Can we have autograph?" one of them queries politely.

"Dad, help! Let's get out of here!!" PRincess cries.

"Um. What-ever. Take a chill pill!" Grhaam says as Ben rolls in laughter. :lol:

"DAAAADD!!!!! Don't EMBARASS MEE!!!!!" :embarrassed::embarrassed: pRINCess ran off!

"Come on, let's get out of here." Graham says, chuckling to himself.


They all went back to the hotel. Graham saw no more of his wife...perhaps he had imagined the whole thing. But he couldn't think of her now. He had won the Clubman race at Grindelwald. Time to get back to Rome. Another shuttle would be leaving that afternoon, he wanted to make sure he and Princess were on it. Another win at Rome would guarantee victory, and he could get the entire family back home just in time for school again, hopefully without any major disasters on the horizon. :scared:
 
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It's UPGRADE TIME! I hope the G20 is in for some major overhaul for the next race. Otherwise that engine would simply blow up :lol:. Another solid chapter, looking forward to the next one, as always 👍.
 
As am I. By the way, a little note; in the next chapter during the sunday cup race, even though this car is not of the GT series a familiar car coming from the '94 years of Sega will make its debut...
 
Wasn't sure if people were still reading this. I'll post another chapter if you like. Might take a few days.

LeGeNd-1, that's how I've always seen the GT series. GT represents each car in its peak physical condition, and there's a string of well-paid, top-rate mechanics at each race to make sure it stays that way. Hence, there's rarely mechanical failures in actual Gran Turismo races! :boggled: With this in mind, taht G20 engine won't ever truely die; you'll have to read the rest of the story to see what happens! :dopey:

It helped that an actual Infiniti G20 got dropped off at my job. :lol: That's where those pictures came from. That's not me working on it, though! It was cool though because I got to actually sit in the car and imagine Graham's thoughts and stuff. My memory serves true: it's an entry-luxury vehicle. Mildly sporty, but nothing over-the-top like modern Infinitis and Lexus are.
 
We all are looking forward to the next chapter. By the way, what's going to happen in the next chapter?
 
LeGeNd-1, that's how I've always seen the GT series. GT represents each car in its peak physical condition, and there's a string of well-paid, top-rate mechanics at each race to make sure it stays that way. Hence, there's rarely mechanical failures in actual Gran Turismo races! :boggled: With this in mind, taht G20 engine won't ever truely die; you'll have to read the rest of the story to see what happens! :dopey:

My thoughts exactly. It would be frustrating if PD decides to implement random mechanical failures into races though. It will add to the realism, but for a game I think it's just pushing the "gameplay-realism-boundary" a bit too far.
 
Wow. Parnelli Bone; you sure have come far with your stories! Anyway, I am REALLY looking forward to the next chapter. By the way; will Graham ever enter the GT World Cup, and at least one endurance race?
 
Wow. Parnelli Bone; you sure have come far with your stories! Anyway, I am REALLY looking forward to the next chapter. By the way; will Graham ever enter the GT World Cup, and at least one endurance race?

He did it all. :) World cup, endurances, everything. I'll write more if people want it I suppose. It just seems nobody's ever here any more. :(
 
Well don't worry; I'm here. After all, I think your stories are captivating and entertaining as well. Plus, you have a real gift for humor. You know what? If you really wanted; I could do a review on this entire thread!
 
Good pic, Great story!
Personally I never realize it's possible for 5 cars to go side-by-side at Grindelwald (sp?).
👍👍👍👍
Wonder what will Graham use for GT Nationals...
 
Hey blazing escudo! Good to see you around here again as well :)

You beat me to replying to this thread first, that 5-wide moment was insane! My mouth literally dropped open at seeing the picture of it!
 
Ah thanks for the kind words, folks. :)

Yea that 5-deep moment could happen in GT2 and ONLY GT2! Lol. It was tricky capturing all those cars at those exact moments, I was using a cell phone camera to get those shots! Miss the shot, and it means starting the entire replay over again, because if you try to pause a GT2 replay, you get this giant PAUSE sign in the middle of the screen.
 
You did good to capture the moment Parnelli, that was immense! You're right...if you're gonna see a mad move like that, it's gonna happen in GT2 and no-where else :D
 

His lie was perhaps one of the most perfect lies ever concocted by a white suburban male!!! George Costanza couldn't come up with a better one! George Bush? Dick Cheney?
I loved this line, it must be the Democrat in me. I think George Bush is full of 🤬.
Wednesday was "hump day" at the office, which could only mean one thing: lunch time at Bennigans!

What, are they Canadian? [/reference to "Canada On Strike"]
 
Hey blazing escudo! Good to see you around here again as well :)

You beat me to replying to this thread first, that 5-wide moment was insane! My mouth literally dropped open at seeing the picture of it!

The feeling's mutual...
life kick me around, but I'll live.
And I agree with you about that 5-wide moment. Dang, that's awesome!
 
I'm looking forward to getting to the final Clubman at Rome everyone...but it'll take some time to get it done (busy with job/life, etc) be patient, it's coming. :)
 
The feeling's mutual...
life kick me around, but I'll live.
And I agree with you about that 5-wide moment. Dang, that's awesome!

Good to hear. Hang tough :)

Agreed. Earlier today I was playing GT2 and I was racing at Grindelwald...and I had a near-4-wide moment at the same corner! The AI in GT2 are crazy, if they want a postion, they will take it no matter what's in their way!! :scared:

I'm looking forward to getting to the final Clubman at Rome everyone...but it'll take some time to get it done (busy with job/life, etc) be patient, it's coming. :)

Awesome man, all in good time. Real life takes priority over fictional life anyday :)
 
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