Questions and innuendos about Moderators

[Dennisch]

We were all bullied at the school we didn't go to and are sad, single, teenage, middle-aged men who live in our mum's basements and don't get any sex from our wives and get our kicks from hiding behind our computers and banning people.


DUH

Living with the wife in mom's basement.

Now that's a goal I want to achieve in life.

 

[kikie]

Don't forget that you can't deal with the fact that @Jordan took away your super mod badges. You're all the same now.

 

[DolHaus]

With this post, I'm inviting every mod to experience Belgian culture.

Not all at once ofcourse.

I liked Belgium until I got stuck doing loops on the ring road around Brussels (I went around it like 4 times before I realised it was a loop) and a man in a petrol station got really angry at me for speaking to him in French

 

[Legro]

Living with the wife in mom's basement.

Now that's a goal I want to achieve in life.

Try the extreme level: mom doesn't have a basement.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I liked Belgium until I got stuck doing loops on the ring road around Brussels

You're not the only one!

Dis bisch:

Also what part of Belgium were you in that you got yelled at for speaking French?

 

[DolHaus]

You're not the only one!

Dis bisch:

Also what part of Belgium were you in that you got yelled at for speaking French?

Yeah thats the one, it looks the same the whole way round

I can't remember exactly where I was but I'd guess somewhere east of Brussels, I was heading towards Maastricht.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Yeah thats the one, it looks the same the whole way round

I can't remember exactly where I was but I'd guess somewhere east of Brussels, I was heading towards Maastricht.

Ah so you were heading towards the Flanders. Right @kikie ?

 

[FoolKiller]

I've even offered my spare bedroom and alcohol and I can't get anyone to come here.

Maybe if you didn't live in a place of wintery desolation.

It might also be that the only cultural reference to your region involves a body in a wood chipper.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

a body in a wood chipper.

 

[TB]

It might also be that the only cultural reference to your region involves a body in a wood chipper.

I drive past copies of the one from said movie every time I go past the C&VB:

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I liked Belgium until I got stuck doing loops on the ring road around Brussels

I liked Belgium until I got stuck doing loops on a ring road around a spa.

 

[OriginalCheezIt]

Is the chain on the back wall for holding boobies?

Am I the only one that lost it when I read this?

 

[kikie]

Yeah thats the one, it looks the same the whole way round

I can't remember exactly where I was but I'd guess somewhere east of Brussels, I was heading towards Maastricht.

Ah so you were heading towards the Flanders. Right @kikie ?

Yes, he was heading towards the Flemish part of Belgium (province of Limburg). Maastricht is in the Netherlands though.
Maaseik in in Belgium. Maybe he was heading towards Maaseik instead of Maastricht.

 

[kikie]

I liked Belgium until I got stuck doing loops on a ring road around a spa.

You lucky 🤬. I have never had the change to get stuck on a ring around Spa.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

You lucky 🤬. I have never had the change to get stuck on a ring around Spa.

Pretty sure he was circling the block while his wife was at the spa

I kid, I kid!

 

[DolHaus]

Yes, he was heading towards the Flemish part of Belgium (province of Limburg). Maastricht is in the Netherlands though.
Maaseik in in Belgium. Maybe he was heading towards Maaseik instead of Maastricht.

I was heading to the Netherlands 👍
I'm aware that some regions speak French, some Dutch and some Flemish but I figured that French (the only one of the three I can speak) would be more likely to be understood than speaking very loudly and slowly in English while pointing a lot

 

[kikie]

I was heading to the Netherlands 👍
I'm aware that some regions speak French, some Dutch and some Flemish but I figured that French (the only one of the three I can speak) would be more likely to be understood than speaking very loudly and slowly in English while pointing a lot

Dutch and Flemish is actually the same thing, .... almost. Flemish is Dutch spoken in Belgium. It consists of dialects and standard Dutch.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Dutch and Flemish is actually the same thing, .... almost. Flemish is Dutch spoken in Belgium. It consists of dialects and standard Dutch.

Flemish uses a lot of phlegm, from what I hear. Also a recurring joke amongst the Dutch and you guys.

I swear the jokes you have about one another are brutal, yet hilarious!

What was it? "You know you're in Nederland when the cows are prettier than the women"?

"Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium?
-God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium”

 

[DolHaus]

Dutch and Flemish is actually the same thing, .... almost. Flemish is Dutch spoken in Belgium. It consists of dialects and standard Dutch.

Ahh ok, I thought the two sounded similar, learn something new every day 👍

 

[kikie]

Flemish uses a lot of phlegm, from what I hear. Also a recurring joke amongst the Dutch and you guys.

I swear the jokes you have about one another are brutal, yet hilarious!

What was it? "You know you're in Nederland when the cows are prettier than the women"?

"Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium?
-God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium”

That's a good one. I really like this joke. Must remember this.



No, no, I'm sure that women in Holland are prettier. They have Norse roots, some of them. 👍

 

[Beerz]

Were you baptized with freedom?

Yeah. "Baptized" is a way of putting it.

I don't think he's allowed to talk about it.

Shhh...

 

[Ranman20]

On average, how many people are banned a/per year?

 

[Legro]

On average, how many people are banned a/per year?

I don't know, but I'd expect that to be increasing every year, as more and more new members register to the site every year.

 

[TB]

On average, how many people are banned a/per year?

'Bout tree fiddy.

I have no idea but a good chunk are spam bots, so technically they shouldn't count.

 

[Beerz]

'Bout tree fiddy.

I have no idea but a good chunk are spam bots, so technically they shouldn't count.

That's racist!

Spam bots are people too.

 

[wvmgmidget]

'Bout tree fiddy.

I have no idea but a good chunk are spam bots, so technically they shouldn't count.

I thought they were counted as 3/5

 

[kikie]

'Bout tree fiddy.

I have no idea but a good chunk are spam bots, so technically they shouldn't count.

Are there also mod bots?

 

[Ranman20]

Are there also mod bots?

That's like asking the president if the illuminati exist.

 

[Brett]

'Bout tree fiddy.

I have no idea but a good chunk are spam bots, so technically they shouldn't count.

Are they also about seven stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era?

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Are there also mod bots?

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of mod bots.