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Next car: '98 Daihatsu Opti Aerodown 'Beex'. Drive it, please...don't just say it sucks....tell us WHY it sucks!!
WOW!
The Daihatsus are known for their 63 horsepower lawnmower engines pushing an AWD something of small size. Since they are typically classified as "slower than molasses going uphill in January", I thought I would fall asleep doing the review of the Opti Beex. I was wrong.
This little pocket rocket is cheap to buy, and cheap to upgrade. With the car bone stock, I took it to the Kei cup Seattle Short race. I came in fourth place. That was bad, you say. Not so, says I. The Beex was pulling away in the corners, only to get topped (barely) down the straights. This car has potential, thought I.
I put a Stage 1 turbo, racing intercooler, racing exhaust, brakes, engine chip, balancing, porting, racing flywheel, racing driveshaft, and 3-plate clutch. Now the car had a 126 HP engine and much better acceleration. I took it to the 147 HP Kei race at Rome Short.
At the start, I did a redline launch like you always do in these slow cars, but this time I got a HUGE holeshot! With the stock transmission, I hot 103 MPH at the redline before turn 3. Although my racing line was very bad this time, I pulled away from everyone on every corner exit. And this is with a very slow car mind you. I won first place in the slow race.
Then, I fully tuned the car, ready to rally. It has a max of 190 Horsepower and weighs 1600 pounds with the weight reduction, however, there is no Race Mod, not that you need it anyway, so that saves 85,000 carbucks. I went to Smokey Mountain North and tried to eat the Saxo. Well, the Saxo had more power and had me on the straights, but once again the 1600 pound lawnmowermobile was actually catching up to the Saxo in the turns. The problem? Not enough turns!
Realizing rally may not be the car's forte, I went for the GT Nationals. Armed with stiffer, lower suspension and soft slicks, I pwn3d the Japan 197 HP race. As I entered the second lap at Midfield, I was looking back and I didn't even see a spec of the second place car. The car's amazing cornering power was showing to be more worthy than the 130 MPH top speed. The fact that I ripped through the Midfield hairpin at 58 MPH without using the grass was simply awesome! I finished the race with a HUGE 13 second lead!
Feeling cocky, I went for the 246 HP American Nationals. Once again, the competition was pwn3d! It was a real slap in the face for the AIs to have a 3 cylinder lawnmowermobile totally take the holeshot and never fall back! I was also able to hit the Laguna Seca corkscrew at 53 MPH without curb jumping! YEEEHAW!
Really up about my previous win, I decided to go for a do-or-die race. I went straight after the 295 HP German Nationals! Could I really do it? Could my Little Red Beex emerge victorious ahead of Bimmers, Audis, Volkswagen GTis, and the Mersedes SLK230? Could a car 100 horsepower shy really beat the Mean Green German Machines? Well, I put on my best game face and went all out! The car did not get the holeshot. It didn't even pass the 4th place car. However, in turn one I once again claimed my lead. This was tougher to hold. I hit every corner the best I could, and I emerged onto the straightaway with a couple seconds lead. I almost lost it at the end, as my little red kart just didn't have the power to go very fast. But the first turn reassured my lead again, and I won with a couple seconds on the Merc. WOW!!! This car was like MADE for Deep Forest!
Conclusion:
The Beex, when tuned up, is a zippy car to drive. Not fast, but zippy. Great for eating up all the 295 and below horsepower races and astonishing your friends with its wikked handling! WOW! It is also a HUGE BLAST to drive! I highly recommend it!
85/100 - Many extra bonus points for the sleeper factor and driving fun!
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Once again, TRY the car before you say "0/100 it sucks", and if it really does suck, say why!