Well now! I got to use the 512 at last, so time for a review...
After the fiasco of the 458 blandmobile, I spotted RKM's 512BB setup and immediately powered up the old P-S-Triple to buy yet another 512 and see how long it took before I sold the car out of frustration again. So I bought the car, pulled out rolls of carpeting, miles of wiring and even took out the windows to make it lighter, sent the shell off for some black and yellow black and yellow paint
while I changed the oil. Oops.
Now, as I mentioned, this is not to be my first Berlinetta...I bought my first very early, jumping at the chance of having a cheap classic Ferrari, before promptly leaving my bowels in my underwear and rage-selling the 🤬
Bravely I risked buying it twice more, once as an attempt at challenging my tuning AND driving abilities, and once to try out a few of the tunes right here on GTP. And as you might guess, more brown trousers and more sideways rage from the Italian
Stallion mule. So now I return to the 512 for the 4th time, praying that the might of RKM might have beaten the mule into line a little bit.
The first test: A-Spec Amateur - European Classic Car Championship @ Côte ďAzur
I have never wished for grid starts to return so much, seeing the lineup for this race...still, watching the car (that will forever be known to me as Project Khalifa) roll round to the starting line was an apprehensive few seconds, before the street legal rubber on those absurdly narrow Volk rims shot me forwards into the back of the Alfa Giulia infront of me. Good start then. After untangling bumpers, I pointed the now dented nose towards Sainte Devote and prepared for the worst. What I got instead was the most fun since my Jaguar E-Type on the 'Ring. After giggling all the way round Monaco for 2 laps, all I can say is Me Gusta. Whatever RKM did to this car, they were reading my thoughts when they did it.
Since my first encounter with the 512BB, after being told it was tail-happy, I expected a fun and fast classic that would follow your lead like an excited puppy. Instead I got a grumpy Rottweiler, ignorant and a bit too powerful. Other tunes I tried on cars 2 and 3 just tried to add bigger spiked collars and muzzles, but now RKM have applied the Harry Potter school of thought and just turned it into that cute little Andrex puppy, all fun and joy
with a few surprises too...on sports soft rubber the BB is amazing. You can brake delicately and take corners at some very surprising speed, gently feeding power and letting that F12 engine do it's noisy thing, propelling you towards the next bend. Or if you feel like it, you can lead it into corners on the brakes, boot the throttle and the little rear tyres squeal and slide around, still perfectly controlled and happy to take orders while billowing tyre smoke at the redline, still propelling you out of full-on Tokyo Drift mode and back into classic supercar mode until you want to release it again.
This car has finally become the complete joy to drive that I expected it to be. Forget trying to beat NSXs online, forget trying to out-handle the Elise or out-accelerate any opponent, this car is pure excitement. It never decided mid-drift to buck and throw me into a wall, and never did it decide to lose power and back down...it never just gave up and understeered randomly either. This car definitely gets a 5-star 10/10 from me, for fulfilling my dreams of what a classic supercar should be, all giggles and fun no matter what you do with it. And you don't even need slicks!