RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

[Onboy123]

Even so... Also sweeeet.

Yay! You're in! But, I forgot. It'll be me driving the S2k.

 

[C-ZETA]

Yay! You're in! But, I forgot. It'll be me driving the S2k.

I would also use the AdrenaTune CT230R to rub into its face, but I sold it to make room in my garage which would mean having to use the understeery Recommended one which would probably lose.

 

[Onboy123]

I would also use the AdrenaTune CT230R to rub into its face, but I sold it to make room in my garage which would mean having to use the understeery Recommended one which would probably lose.

Y U SELL UR CT230R?!?!??!? U DISGRACE!! U SELL SCRAP, NOT god CT230R!!!

I'm going to drive something big. Something like a Dodge RAM

 

[XDesperado67]

I take it you liked my Alaskan sleigh ride Onboy?

 

[Onboy123]

I take it you liked my Alaskan sleigh ride Onboy?

Hell yes. Just not when I'm in a Stratos. Or a R5 Turbo. Or any short wheel base, RWD lightweight.

 

[VTiRoj]

Here at RKM Towers, when we find a car that simply doesn't work or is far too past it's use-by date, we have to put it out of it's misery. Instead of using a car crusher though, we use a Panzer Edition Ikeamobile and a balljoint-shooting Dodge Ram.

2225kg of hardened Audi.

And off it goes, on a mission to headbutt something.

This is why you shouldn't drive rusty cars. They have no strength left in the body. I mean seriously, I don't think the Audi even felt the Alpine.

The Ram's balljoints fly out and give the Alpine a black eye.

The Alpine was later reduced to dust and sent to Renault to be recycled into a Megane.

I hope you've enjoyed this little glimpse of how we ensure quality is kept to a high standard here at RKM Motorsport.

 

[Onboy123]

I wanna do it again! Hide, seek and don't be killed is so much fun

 

[C-ZETA]

Roj...

I wasn't finished testing it yet.

 

[Onboy123]

Roj...

I wasn't finished testing it yet.

That was MY Alpine, you fool. His one is still on share. And the Mad Finn Spirit in the Alpine is enraged. It has risen from the rust, haunting Roj and RKM for causing its pre-mature (or is it overdue?) death……

 

[VTiRoj]

I wanna do it again! Hide, seek and don't be killed is so much fun

You can hardly hide on TGTT though.

Roj...

I wasn't finished testing it yet.

It already lost. What else is there to test?

That was MY Alpine, you fool. His one is still on share. And the Mad Finn Spirit in the Alpine is enraged. It has risen from the rust, haunting Roj and RKM for causing its pre-mature (or is it overdue?) death……

I thought you perma-borrowed mine. Oh well, more Alpine's to the crusher!

 

[Onboy123]

You can hardly hide on TGTT though.


It already lost. What else is there to test?

Not on the new track It's snowy as hell. Good.

Nope, cuz I like it. And C-ZETA likes it.

 

[uMadson?]

Haunting Roj and RKM for causing its pre-mature (or is it overdue?) death……

I would definitely want that to see that happen.

RKM with there absurd ways and the delay of my Countach...


What?

 

[VTiRoj]

I would definitely want that to see that happen.

RKM with there absurd ways and the delay of my Countach...


What?

The Countach is done and you've even reviewed it. What are you on about?

 

[uMadson?]

The Countach is done and you've even reviewed it. What are you on about?

I'm drunk, ye don't have an excuse!

 

[Onboy123]

He wants it released, like my C5R. (Duh!!)

 

[VTiRoj]

I'm drunk, ye don't have an excuse!

Yes I do. Because racecar.

He wants it released, like my C5R. (Duh!!)

After I've already said I'd release it when I do a 25th Anniversary Countach to twin it? Must be really drunk.

 

[uMadson?]

Yes I do. Because racecar.

"...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."

 

[Dragonthing]

Somebody mentioned snow and R35s...I don't suppose there would be a use for my rally brick R35, would there? Also, needs more big yellow penetrators

 

[Onboy123]

Somebody mentioned snow and R35s...I don't suppose there would be a use for my rally brick R35, would there? Also, needs more big yellow penetrators

you missed out on last night's hide and seek game!! We just needed your Sliverado to do join in the ramming fest!!!

As long as the brick in question isn't a overpowered ricer (as in no 700+hp, stock prefered), yes, it is most welcome

 

[Dragonthing]

you missed out on last night's hide and seek game!! We just needed your Sliverado to do join in the ramming fest!!!

As long as the brick in question isn't a overpowered ricer (as in no 700+hp, stock prefered), yes, it is most welcome

800+hp more like, all the carbon crap included and snow tyres too
If not, I have an awesome snow rally setup Tesla

 

[Onboy123]

800+hp more like, all the carbon crap included and snow tyres too
If not, I have an awesome snow rally setup Tesla

Then I'd rather you just use the one from the recommended section. No, Tesla is awesome cuz it annoys JG

 

[Dragonthing]

Then I'd rather you just use the one from the recommended section. No, Tesla is awesome cuz it annoys JG

I'll be rallying my Tesla then it's oh so awesome, and purple too...and annoying people is what I'm good at!

 

[Onboy123]

I'll be rallying my Tesla then it's oh so awesome, and purple too...and annoying people is what I'm good at!

Yea, but the point is to pick a crap car which we can hunt, not pick awesome cars which will make us cry when hunted. So……VW Beetle/Citreon 2CV anyone?

 

[Dragonthing]

Yea, but the point is to pick a crap car which we can hunt, not pick awesome cars which will make us cry when hunted. So……VW Beetle/Citreon 2CV anyone?

You mean like this beetle?

 

[VTiRoj]

You mean like this beetle?

That's awesome. Kinda has the sunken battleship look.

 

[Onboy123]

That's awesome Awful. Kinda has the sunken battleship look.

Fixed.

Good. It'll be looking like the remains of the Titanic very soon. And it'll go out with a bang bigger than that of the Yamato Battleship's.

*Click link to see what the hell I'm on about*

 

[VTiRoj]

I'm just mad because Hitler.

Fixed.

 

[Onboy123]

Fixed.

Fack you then. I'm going to hunt me a Beetle.[/cowboy voice]

 

[Dragonthing]

Fack you then. I'm going to hunt me a Beetle.[/cowboy voice]

You can't keep up with 24bhp and 10 degrees of negative camber...

 

[Onboy123]

You can't keep up with 24bhp and 10 degrees of negative camber...

Ok, prove it Me in mah Ram, you in your little insect