Saddam hates Froot Loops, but Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

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This article was way too good to pass up. I can't wait to read the whole thing in GQ.

From the Drudge Report:

Among the most intriguing revelations that Hussein shared with the soldiers are:



  • · Hussein says that he is still president of Iraq and is absolutely certain that he will someday return to power.
  • · He is proud that his sons died for their country.
  • · While having little positive to say about either President George W. Bush or his father, George H. W. Bush, he expresses a desire to be “friends” with them.
  • · He also expresses a longing for the days when Ronald Reagan was still president.
  • · He says that he never had an association with Osama bin Laden.
  • · Hussein is a “clean freak,” afraid of germs, obsessively washing his hands and carefully wiping his plate and utensils before eating.
  • · He gave the soldiers advice on how to handle women (“You gotta find a good woman,” he told them. “Not too smart, not too dumb, not too old, not too young. In the middle.”)
  • · He thinks Dan Rather is “a good guy.”
  • · He loves Doritos chips and Raisin Bran Crunch cereal…but he won’t touch Froot Loops.
From Reuters:

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]According to GQ, Saddam liked to tell jokes, write poetry, tend to his garden and smoke cigars.[/font]

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]He likes Doritos, which he would eat by sprinkling drops of water into the chips' bag beforehand, the soldiers said. He requested a pingpong table but was refused, they said.[/font]

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]He would offer them advice on women, they said.[/font]

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]"He was like, 'You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. In the middle. One that can cook and clean. Then you thank her, and you go...' And Saddam smiled and made the gesture of bending a woman over and spanking her, as if to say: This is how you keep her in line," one soldier said.[/font]

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]Saddam told them he had hired his son Uday three prostitutes for the three nights before his wedding.[/font]

[font=Verdana,Sans-serif]"He said the first night, this girl came and gave it to Uday pretty good," one soldier said. "So Saddam asked his son if he was ready for the next one. 'No,' Uday told Saddam. 'This one was enough.' Saddam thought this was hilarious."[/font]
 
Wow, I like the same cereal as Saddam! Rasin Bran Crunch is my favourite! (I can't stand normal rasin bran; too bland).
 
TheCracker
He seems like a pretty decent guy really

;)
Really! Who knew he could be so cool!

Well, as soon as you look past the rape, torture and murders. But, doesn't everyone have bad days?
 
Then force feed him fruit loops. FOR EVAR! Imagine what some one would look like after 10 years of eating only fruit loops...they would be like a zombie.
 
Do you mind my asking what the purpose of this is? The thread was put into the opinions forum but there's really nothing here to strike an opinion on. Unless of course you would like to debate Saddam's reasoning for not liking Froot Loops.
 
i thought it was a interesting thread, its odd to hear about a "friendly" side of saddam, whom is generally the personification of evil here in the U.S. although i will admit, atleast he can do one thing right....clean! <8- ) a fellow germophobe. P.S. i don't like him, just in case it seemed like that :indiff:
 
emad
Do you mind my asking what the purpose of this is? The thread was put into the opinions forum but there's really nothing here to strike an opinion on. Unless of course you would like to debate Saddam's reasoning for not liking Froot Loops.

To discuss the article about Saddam Hussein's time spent since he has been captured by US forces in Iraq. While most of the content in the article seems strange and even some what comical, it is absolute fact, a telling tale of the rise and fall of this brutal dictator.

I feel the safest posting this article here in the opinions forum, since it relates to the war in Iraq and Saddam's upcoming trial for crimes against Humanity.
 
Viper Zero
To discuss the article about Saddam Hussein's time spent since he has been captured by US forces in Iraq. While most of the content in the article seems strange and even some what comical, it is absolute fact, a telling tale of the rise and fall of this brutal dictator.
I feel the safest posting this article here in the opinions forum, since it relates to the war in Iraq and Saddam's upcoming trial for crimes against Humanity.

Just hang him and get on with sorting Iraq out(or "eyerack" as you colonial nutters call it). They all got the good news in 1945/6 and this is no different.
You dont kill, torture, intimidate or gas your own people.
I dont give a 🤬 if he wears a pink bikini, sombrero while eating pop tarts in a bath full of sambuca.

Bye Bye Mr Hussein. :irked:
 
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