Hmmmm. Since its my first time, ill try not to screw this up.
1. Slowest German Car
0-60 MPH. Slowest time wins. Smart cars anyone?
2. Most Expensive Toyota
Toyota's are known for being relatively cheap and economical, but cash is king. Hint: Tundra Crew Max's can get into the $50,000 range.
3. Worst Park Job.
Probably a Porsche, but hey, anyone can win. Who has the dumbest and most out of whack park job wins. (But you cant use your own car, park like a moron, snap a pic, and then use it as an entry.
4. Longest Car.
As the title says, whichever car has the longest length. Limo's do not count. But a Maybach sure as hell does.
BONUS!!!
Catch a photo of a Aston Martin (DB9, DB7) next to a Jaguar XK and you get a point. Lets face it, they're seperated at birth, might was well reunite them.