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- OriginalCheezIt
It sucks now. Was hoping getting post #6000 would help but NOOOOOOO.
@sems4arsenal
The full story is extraordinarily complex and is also not appropriate for posting here (although hilarious), but here is the jist of it:
My longtime friend is a lesbian. (You can probably see where this is going already)
However, when I first met her, she was still open to dating guys. She is absolutely GORGEOUS (search Christina Hendricks for reference). So naturally, I chase after her. Then she gets burned by her boyfriend at the time, and starts dating exclusively girls. So now I'm stuck. Well, last night (more accurately, this morning), we had a pretty... umm... intimate (that's a bit of an understatement) discussion. We talked about EVERYTHING. Let's just say that I should change my name to "Sexual E. Frustrated".
But it can definitely be worse.
The full story is extraordinarily complex and is also not appropriate for posting here (although hilarious), but here is the jist of it:
My longtime friend is a lesbian. (You can probably see where this is going already)
However, when I first met her, she was still open to dating guys. She is absolutely GORGEOUS (search Christina Hendricks for reference). So naturally, I chase after her. Then she gets burned by her boyfriend at the time, and starts dating exclusively girls. So now I'm stuck. Well, last night (more accurately, this morning), we had a pretty... umm... intimate (that's a bit of an understatement) discussion. We talked about EVERYTHING. Let's just say that I should change my name to "Sexual E. Frustrated".
But it can definitely be worse.