R5
(Banned)
- 7,527
- Location, Location
I've been spending the last few hours dealing with prank calls from year 8s who got my number off Facebook because I posted it on a page's timeline.
Basically goes
"I'm watching you"
"Really?"
"Yeah. Nice bedroom."
"Oh that's funny. I'd say the same about yours."
(Hang up)
"Hello this is curryhouse. Your order is ready."
"Thanks. How much is that?"
"£700"
"Ohhh. I'll have to pay with Monopoly money."
"No. Real money or we send the boys round."
"I'll wait for them. With an iron."
"You're gonna hit them over the head with an iron?"
"No. It's just a monopoly piece..."
Basically goes
"I'm watching you"
"Really?"
"Yeah. Nice bedroom."
"Oh that's funny. I'd say the same about yours."
(Hang up)
"Hello this is curryhouse. Your order is ready."
"Thanks. How much is that?"
"£700"
"Ohhh. I'll have to pay with Monopoly money."
"No. Real money or we send the boys round."
"I'll wait for them. With an iron."
"You're gonna hit them over the head with an iron?"
"No. It's just a monopoly piece..."