So, valentines day...

[axletramp]

Danny Danny Danny... Your name rhymes with fanny...

 

[Small_Fryz]

Danny Danny Danny... Your name rhymes with fanny...

Quoting for the morning so you can't edit

 

[Danny]

The best bit about this is that Steve's wife Facebooked the most feminine cocktail earlier.

Too many Woowoos, baby?

 

[Small_Fryz]

In order: 6 beers, 2 Tom Collins, 4 tequilas, 1 bottle of a cheeky pink, 1 vintage port & 2 'turner' measured single malts.

I see he conveniently missed those on his "list"

 

[axletramp]

You can never have enough woowoos!

'Woowoos' are lady gardens, right?

 

[MoLiEG]

2nd Valentines day in a row I have nobody to date... And I don't quite care...

I havz a job, I havz moneyz... and tonight I'm gonna play Shift 2 like there's no tomorrow...

 

[terminator363]

Ah yes, Valentine's day. The day I realize how lonely and anti-social I am.

 

[Minty]

As much as I see this as a day for people to remind themselves that they have someone, it's just as much a day for remind some people they don't.

Not gonna hate the day, just feel extra lonely tonight. I need a hug.

;_;

 

[W3H5]

My better half and I went out for a slap up meal and then had a walk around town while I bored her with my adventure stories and then we went home to bed. The rest is NSFW.

 

[playnthru]

It's a great day for breakups.

 

[Skython]

Was today/yesterday Valentines day? Well, that's news to me. I wonder how many men had a sudden moment of realization and were forced to buy the nicest thing for sale at the petrol station? ... Again.

 

[Crash]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

 

[terminator363]

Hey! Looks like we're all on the same page!

 

[The Bman]

Forever Alone.

But I'm glad I am.

 

[axletramp]

Roses are red...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please move over
eminembeastfan2 is faster than you.

Doesn't scan very well. Could we just call him EBF2?

Edit: Ah, just checked the Quotes thread and we already are.

 

[Monatsende]

[...]
Could we just call him EBF2?

Edit: Ah, just checked the Quotes thread and we already are.

Saves 2 syllables. Epic win. 👍

 

[Solid Lifters]

One word: EPIC!!!

Best V-Day of my life!!!

A bit 'tipsy' from all that wine. Can you tell?

 

[Dean]

It's a great day for breakups.

That's actually more, in the real Valentine's day's spirit. Let me explain, by quoting;

Happy Valentine's Day to all our fans! One theory about the origin of Valentine's Day says that in 270 AD, Claudius II, the ruler of the Roman Empire, didn't want men to marry during wartime. Bishop Valentine went against his wishes and performed secret wedding ceremonies. Valentine was jailed, and then executed on....February 14th.

I guess it's a sad day .

 

[Starscream94]

It's a great day for breakups.

Lol, my ex actually did break up with me on Valentines day last year

Waste of a rose that day.

 

[Lucas]

Forever Alone.

But I'm glad I am.

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/400x/29037782.jpg

 

[Azure Flare]

You're going to love me forever.

First thing that popped up in my mind.

 

[Danny]

That is exactly how Katie talks to me.

 

[Katiegan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps
'cause here comes my William

That is exactly how Katie talks to me.

Foreverrrr

 

[adam46]

I got four cards and I was meant to be spending it with someone but she had to go away for her grandfathers funeral. So not very good for me...

 

[Azure Flare]

Foreverrrr

 

[The Bman]

I know, forever...

 

[bread82]

I booked the day off work, a lot of my workmates asked if I was going to have a romantic day with the Mrs.....

In actual fact, I'd booked it off so I could go to the scrapyard and get one of these for my car.

Bargain, 30 quid for good head on Valentine's day

Seriously though, both me and my wife think the whole day is massively commercialised. Why go out in all the over-hyped bustle to pay a ridiculous mark up for a meal/theatre/whatever? I'd much rather worry about treating my other half nice for the other 364 days of the year.

Cheers,

Bread

 

[MatskiMonk]

Nicely done! Nothing like getting your shaft out on Valentines day...

 

[Skython]

First thing that popped up in my mind.

Exactly my thoughts when I read that.

FOREEVEEEER!!!

Again, exactly my thoughts.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

I guess that depends on where you go for dinner. I mean, 2 minute noodles are pretty cheap.

Nicely done! Nothing like getting your shaft out on Valentines day...

I bet you know how dodgy that sounds if taken the wrong way.

 

[MatskiMonk]

I bet you know how dodgy that sounds if taken the wrong way.