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It looks like it was the oppressive Supreme Leader of the Snake world, then one day the masses turned against their Glorious Slithering Leader, it tried to evade capture but was caught hiding in a barn and dragged out into the woods to be public humiliated by the Rebel Snakes and hung in the public square.
 
I used to have a black widow as a pet. Named her Shelob. Amazing little critter too. Her web inside of the jar I had her in was fascinating to look at. She carefully and painstakingly crafted it into a funnel shape at the mouth of the jar. All I had to do was drop in a live roach or fly or whatever type of bug I caught then she would scurry up to the opening of that funnel, bite the unlucky victim, then drag it down through the hole to her den. Once inside, she would quickly wrap up the delicious morsel in a coccoon and suspend it from a line. At one time, I counted 6 such suspended snacks, which I can only surmise was a spidery sort of smorgasboard. I watched in awe as she, from time to time, would visit different ones, slurping up their disolved innards, until she drained them dry, at which time she would sever the line and let the now empty carcass drop to the floor of her jar.
 
I don't know, I'd say a fear of venomous snakes is quite rational.
All it has to do is slither and look at me with those snake eyes. Shivers go down my spine and my body screams' "Run away! Run away!" And then I do, screaming like a little girl.

I've never had a problem with snakes. Spiders on the other hand...
I'm the opposite. I can squash a spider. It would take a massive nest of them to scare me. But snakes...I know too much about them. Many are faster than me. Some of them have venom so strong you are dead or headed that way before your brain consciously registers you were bitten. A rattlesnake bite happens in a blur, but it takes the time to chew a bit to work the venom into your skin...but it happens in a blur. You barely see the bite happen, but it stopped to chew.

And moving without limbs the way they do just creeps me out. In a worm you can see them pull their back forward and then push their head forward. It is a visible, methodical form of locomotion. A snake is, smooth, quiet, and stealthy. It is not natural looking (yes, I see the irony in that statement).

A guy I once worked with raised snakes. He even contracted as a snake catcher so he could get new pets. He had pet rattlers, copperheads, and cotton mouths (our three native venomous snakes) and I thought that burning his house down sounded like a very good idea.

I'm not so bad that I won't touch one someone holds out for me, but I will never hold one myself.
 
I'm the opposite. I can squash a spider. It would take a massive nest of them to scare me. But snakes...I know too much about them. Many are faster than me. Some of them have venom so strong you are dead or headed that way before your brain consciously registers you were bitten. A rattlesnake bite happens in a blur, but it takes the time to chew a bit to work the venom into your skin...but it happens in a blur. You barely see the bite happen, but it stopped to chew.

And moving without limbs the way they do just creeps me out. In a worm you can see them pull their back forward and then push their head forward. It is a visible, methodical form of locomotion. A snake is, smooth, quiet, and stealthy. It is not natural looking (yes, I see the irony in that statement).

A guy I once worked with raised snakes. He even contracted as a snake catcher so he could get new pets. He had pet rattlers, copperheads, and cotton mouths (our three native venomous snakes) and I thought that burning his house down sounded like a very good idea.

I'm not so bad that I won't touch one someone holds out for me, but I will never hold one myself.

I probably would be bothered by them if I saw them more, and if we had some dangerous ones. There are only 4 or 5 species of snake in the UK, and the Adder is the only remotely dangerous one (Its bite can be fatal if left untreated and inflicted on the very young, the very old or the very sick), but they're incredibly shy, and rarely seen in urban areas. I for one have only once seen a snake in the wild, and that was in Italy!

I am aware that my fear of spiders is completely irrational, which is what makes it worse. As spiders go British ones are pretty mild, none of them are dangerous, it's just that they're very common, they come out of nowhere, and some are very ugly and very large (the largest have a 6 inch leg span :scared:). Even last night I had to very unwillingly assist my mum remove two whoppers from my sister's room. I could not function in Australia or South America where both spiders and snakes are dangerous AND huge. Are there any noticeable dangerous or large species of spider or snake in the US? (other than the Rattlesnake of course)
 
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Mt. Fuji at sunrise

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Firefighters in Leavenworth, WA.

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Super Moon at the Temple of Poseidon

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Trench Warfare

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Flares over the HMS Dragon

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Planes.
F-15 launching an ASM-135 ASAT anti-satellite missile

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POWAAAAAAAAAH

Saab Viggen - Power by darrenijames, on Flickr
 
TBH, the interior of that is :yuck: and makes me :ill: to look at. Imagine a completely dark road with all that glaring at you. You'd crash within the first minute unless you could dim it all down. Far too gaudy for my tastes.

It's a long exposure shot, which makes the bright parts of the picture look way brighter than they actually are. Even a "normal" night shot, one which has not lost all detail in the shadow areas means lights or equivalent appear brighter than they are.
 
It's a long exposure shot, which makes the bright parts of the picture look way brighter than they actually are. Even a "normal" night shot, one which has not lost all detail in the shadow areas means lights or equivalent appear brighter than they are.

Good to know for when I pick up my next Pagani that I won't crash it right off the bat from the blindingly bright dash lights. :rolleyes: ;)
 
It looks like it was the oppressive Supreme Leader of the Snake world, then one day the masses turned against their Glorious Slithering Leader, it tried to evade capture but was caught hiding in a barn and dragged out into the woods to be public humiliated by the Rebel Snakes and hung in the public square.
That's an... Interesting viewpoint
 
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Based on what I've seen on the not scary parts, I'm very frightened about what's lurking out there. :scared:
I look at the Internet like I look at movies. I'll watch anything at least once. I don't recommend it for those with weak stomachs or easily offended.
 
I look at the Internet like I look at movies. I'll watch anything at least once. I don't recommend it for those with weak stomachs or easily offended.
I downloaded the Richard Pearl getting beheaded video. I still have it, but I have not watched it. Friends of mine have seen it and described it to me. It is just something I don't want burned into my memory.
 
^^ I saw it once when it came out (no pun intended) and it was enough. Scarred for life...
 
I killed two black widow spiders in my garage yesterday. One of them had a little ball of eggs waiting to hatch. I felt kind of bad, but then I didn't.
You have done a service to the world. You, sir, are a hero.
 
Huh? Sorry I'm confused. :lol:
:D Not to big a deal really, just used you as an example of tire wear mastery when setting out a pit strategy for my team mate for some races last night. I recalled you always had more tire than anyone else in any race I attended where you were there also, usually winning, with more fuel and tires than everyone else.
 
I killed two black widow spiders in my garage yesterday. One of them had a little ball of eggs waiting to hatch. I felt kind of bad, but then I didn't.

I don't much like you anymore. Spider murder is no laughing matter.

ok, well maybe just a little it is.

BOO!!!
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