The Clash of the Titans

[MUC76]

The day of the race is approaching!
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to practice yet because I had to win @Pesselles back from the TT guys.
I therefore have to use a ruse so as not to embarrass the team "sandals on the beach" (the name was chosen by @smoothbore12 for the german team - as a hint for our new members).

I have developed two strategies:

1. second engine
As no tuning is allowed for the race, I have to be very careful. The prototype has just come out of the workshop. Thank goodness you can't see it.

Source:

2. team work
Team Sandals could also compensate for my driving deficit by using a single vehicle together. @Gorefast could drive the race and I could throw sandals at our opponents from the back seat. There's already a prototype for this too.

Source:

@Gorefast
What should we do?

Desperate
Martin

 

[Pesselles]

The day of the race is approaching!
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to practice yet because I had to win @Pesselles back from the TT guys.
I therefore have to use a ruse so as not to embarrass the team "sandals on the beach" (the name was chosen by @smoothbore12 for the german team - as a hint for our new members).

I have developed two strategies:

1. second engine
As no tuning is allowed for the race, I have to be very careful. The prototype has just come out of the workshop. Thank goodness you can't see it.

Source:

2. team work
Team Sandals could also compensate for my driving deficit by using a single vehicle together. @Gorefast could drive the race and I could throw sandals at our opponents from the back seat. There's already a prototype for this too.

Source:

@Gorefast
What should we do?

Desperate
Martin

Why I don't have this version of GT7... ??

 

[MUC76]

Why I don't have this version of GT7... ??

All right, I'll tell you (even if it costs me the rest of my reputation). As is so often the case, the truth is right in front of your eyes. You just have to look closely. Watch out!

As you know, my ingame name is "Mieze". In German, this is an abbreviation for the word "Miezekatze". Lean back and look at the word very carefully, and then squint your eyes a little. It becomes clearer from blink to blink.

Miezekatze
MiezeKatze
MiezeKAtze
MiezeKAtZe
KA Z

Now you'll also understand that I can easily get a 4-door C3 in GT7 if I want to have one.


mysterious greetings
MiezeKAtZe

 

[Pesselles]

All right, I'll tell you (even if it costs me the rest of my reputation). As is so often the case, the truth is right in front of your eyes. You just have to look closely. Watch out!

As you know, my ingame name is "Mieze". In German, this is an abbreviation for the word "Miezekatze". Lean back and look at the word very carefully, and then squint your eyes a little. It becomes clearer from blink to blink.

Miezekatze
MiezeKatze
MiezeKAtze
MiezeKAtZe
KA Z

Now you'll also understand that I can easily get a 4-door C3 in GT7 if I want to have one.


mysterious greetings
MiezeKAtZe

Incredible, the truth was right in front of my eyes but couldn't see it....

Vielen Dank, Dear Katze-sechsundsiebzig to highlight us with your universal wisdom and infinite knowledge

 

[MUC76]

Incredible, the truth was right in front of my eyes but couldn't see it....

Vielen Dank, Dear Katze-sechsundsiebzig to highlight us with your universal wisdom and infinite knowledge

いつでも歓迎するよ、ダニエル・サン

Sorry, wrong language setting
I would like to say

You are always welcome Daniel San!

 

[smoothbore12]

Unfortunately MiezeKatZe you have to do more modifications on your Vette .

Am sure with something like that you will be safe and also save the Sandals for next race use .

 

[MUC76]

Unfortunately MiezeKatZe you have to do more modifications on your Vette .

Am sure with something like that you will be safe and also save the Sandals for next race use .

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First of all...
Thank you for showing us the technique how Greeks build cars.
You use high end materials and a very special technique 🧐
Nevertheless... May I suggest to skip Greek cars in our lobby races?

Thanks also for the hint, but sandals are the most effective weapon I know. And there's no need to save them. Because...
There is always a sandal if you need one!

 

[Pesselles]

OHHH Monty Phyton, I'm in love since 4 decades !!!!

 

[smoothbore12]

For your information Martin, sandals in Greece was the first drone ever made years ago.
When the mothers throw them to their kids , was able to take turns and find you even behind the wall 🤣

 

[Pesselles]

For your information Martin, sandals in Greece was the first drone ever made years ago.
When the mothers throw them to their kids , was able to take turns and find you even behind the wall 🤣

No doubt, you were an absolut naughty boy....

 

[K1LLD0z3R]

No doubt, you were an absolut naughty boy....

That’s the easiest way to acquire a large collection of sandals.

 

[MUC76]

I think I need to recover a bit. I don't think I've ever written so much nonsense in a single day.
Well, maybe yesterday and the day before yesterday and...

@Lomic: It's possible that one or another word was "off topic" 🙄

Cheers
Martin

 

[smoothbore12]

Congratulations to all the participants to today's race .

@tmtk , @Gogga , @Evilmuffin was in another level .
Special mention to our Sandal boy ( the left one ) who did very Steady and without mistakes race ,while the other Sandal ( right one ) was in problem with his socks 😂
@Pesselles try to stop me but the only " stop " i got , was when suddenly attracted by the real estate around Tsukuba.

Fun hour guys .

 

[Gogga]

Was great fun. Really enjoyed that hour racing with all of you. Time flys when you having fun. It really didn't feel like an hour.

Looking forward to the next one in the Lancia.

 

[MUC76]

... my Vette had a problem. After the engineering team checked everything, we know...
It was the driver 🤣

Thanks for the race. It was great fun to participate and especially to watch the fast trio!
You are great guys 👍🏻

Regards
Martin

 

[smoothbore12]

... my Vette had a problem. After the engineering team checked everything, we know...
It was the driver 🤣

Thanks for the race. It was great fun to participate and especially to watch the fast trio!
You are great guys 👍🏻

Regards
Martin

The Sandals today was out of synchronization 🤣

 

[MUC76]

The Sandals today was out of synchronization 🤣

... there was 💩 on mine which reduced the grip 🧐

 

[tmtk]

It was a pleasure to race with you guys. (Not) Sorry for spoiling the party!

Dont know why I started two races from pole, but well, I'll take it!
In my defense I can say that I turned zero laps in this car on this track before entering the lobby
It just had the perfect tail happiness for me to swing it into corners.

Besides, I feel so blessed! 😇

Touched by a GOD!

TWICE!!

 

[Gorefast]

This third place felt like a victory. Awesome speed by @tmtk, @Evilmuffin and @Gogga ! As usual close racing this time with @Lomic and @smoothbore12 . Thank you so much! The later start was perfect for me today.

 

[MUC76]

Dear titans,
I am really pissed off. I've just been leaked an article that some wannabe journalist (his stupid name was Mizekatze, Kamikatze or something like that) tried to sell to the Planet. I managed to stop it last minute. But it wasn't cheap!

I am sure @Pesselles will do a suitable announcement at pos 2 to put things in order.
Thank you so much mate!

We will get through this too, Titans!!!
Martin

p.s. Watch this ugly crap:


Rising star in the Rally-Cross Sky - No! Just a bunch of pensioners playing in the dirt
by [Name blacked out]

The Titans set off on uncertain terrain. A mixture of tarmac and dirt awaits the old farts. The rally-cross course at Barcelona catalunya is tight and their friendship will once again be put to the test. It's dark and the weather is moderate. Thank goodness it's not raining. The old maniacs have no idea about rallycross. The fact that they have steered a '73 Porsche Carrera and a Corvette C3, both with a tendency to drift more badly than well through Grand Valley and around Tsukuba seems to have gone to their heads. They dared to choose a vehicle that legends like Darniche and Röhrl once drove with virtuosity over the tracks of this world.
Now the dilletantes are at the wheel. The days of the famous Lancia Stratos are unfortunately numbered...

This press photo was sent to the editors. One was probably trying to impress Racing-Magazines.

It turned out that this was a photomontage. When our photographers were on the track, they were able to take the following photo during training short before they had to flee to safety.
Apparently, one of the doddering old men tried to escape the impending embarrassment by committing suicide. Unfortunately, he did not succeed!

We look forward to the spectacle lying on the floor laughing !!!
[Name blacked out]

 

[Gogga]

Who Tf is so bored with life? And where was that going to be posted?

Was that pic taken in our lobby last night?
Can't be.. it was only the 2 of us in there.

 

[MUC76]

Who Tf is so bored with life? And where was that going to be posted?

Was that pic taken in our lobby last night?
Can't be.. it was only the 2 of us in there.

The world is bad @Gogga.
The last honest people are in this group.

 

[smoothbore12]

Can't hide that my hopes for next race are limited.
But ill try to do my best to that thing that some of us call track 🥴

Anyway ......ill be ready.

 

[Pesselles]

Take your time my friend, it's only satruday

I've only applied the livery to my Stratos, not yet tested it on the circuit for now...

 

[MUC76]

Can't hide that my hopes for next race are limited.
But ill try to do my best to that thing that some of us call track 🥴

Anyway ......ill be ready.
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If you drive it like the '73 911 on Grand Valley everything is fine. It's more or less the same 😉
Therefore I think, you will be f.... fast.

 

[Gorefast]

The physics in GT7 are lame (as the young people used to say). Next saturday at 7 it cannot be that dark in Barcelona!🕳️

I will look for some reflectors like school children wear. In Germany they are called "Katzenauge" (cat's eyes) so you might guess which titan might have an advantage... 🙀

Honestly I look forward the following week with the old Toyota if I survive this wreckfest... 🤕

 

[MUC76]

already prepared for Saturday?

 

[Pesselles]

My 2000 GT is really in bad condition ...

 

[MUC76]

My 2000 GT is really in bad condition ...

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If French people are sitting together with friends, Germans wash and polish.
If they enjoy food and wine, Germans wash and polish.
If they have romantic evenings with beautiful French women, Germans ...

But.....
This is the difference 😎

 

[Pesselles]

While some guys are polishing their cars, others are polishing their girlfriends...

BTW very nice car, Martin