the "just plain ugly" car thread

[TexRex]

Kia Rondo.

The only car I see with any frequency with less favorable greenhouse-to-door-panel proportions is the Ford Connect, but that's intended to be a bit more utilitarian anyway. Oh, and what's with the bottom of the rear glass sticking out farther than the top of the rear bumper? Then there's the name--wasn't Rondo the black guy from Enter The Dragon? (No, that was Williams, but I picture that sort of African-American black belt from the 70's type.)

 

[mister dog]

Citroen C Elysee:

Makes me wanna puke, all the lines look wrong and the boxy shape does not fit the 'modern' front and rear.

 

[The87Dodge]

Fiat Doblo. Far from stylish.

 

[GT Pro]

Scion iA:

 

[catamount39]

Fiat Doblo. Far from stylish.
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What in all that's holy...is THAT?!

Scion iA:

Ewwwwww.....

 

[synchromesh]

Lectric Leopard 960

 

[GranTurismo916]

Scion iA:

I had to try to handle it in real life. I couldn't.

 

[Bo]

"Lets try and make a Mazda 2 look horrified!" said nobody ever, until the Scion design team clearly did.

 

[LivingWithGames]

It's time for justice again. Here I show the Blackjack Zero.

I don't really like how th headlights look, or the position. Plus, I feel deja vu..what other three-wheeled car this resembles? Ofcourse, it's the Morgen 3-wheeler!

I'd pick that over this, I just don't feel comfortable with this one.

 

[catamount39]

It's time for justice again. Here I show the Blackjack Zero.

I don't really like how th headlights look, or the position. Plus, I feel deja vu..what other three-wheeled car this resembles? Ofcourse, it's the Morgen 3-wheeler!

I'd pick that over this, I just don't feel comfortable with this one.

....wat is dis?!

 

[MiniM00S3]

It's time for justice again. Here I show the Blackjack Zero.



I don't really like how th headlights look, or the position. Plus, I feel deja vu..what other three-wheeled car this resembles? Ofcourse, it's the Morgen 3-wheeler!

I'd pick that over this, I just don't feel comfortable with this one.

I wouldn't feel comfortable driving a three wheeler with Dr. Robotnik's nose either.

 

[TexRex]

It's time for justice again.

I have to ask, justice for what?

....wat is dis?!

The Blackjack Zero. I posted it a couple days ago in the Imports forum.

(Edited for misplaced "it".)

 

[LivingWithGames]

@TexRex Oh using memes huh? That's a low blow. Yes I know what that word means and I'll explain why I meant to use that word for this one car.

While that kit car might be an import, I don't think many would like it, or heard of the thing. With that nose and how the flashlights look, it doesn't look good, at all.

Morgan, other the other hand, it might be a recent car but it retains the old style look of it, from the 30's or somewhere close to that. That blackjack zero, at least got the name right - it is indeed a zero, in my book. Morgan will stay, as a hero.

 

[TexRex]

@TexRex Oh using memes huh? That's a low blow. Yes I know what that word means and I'll explain why I meant to use that word for this one car.

While that kit car might be an import, I don't think many would like it, or heard of the thing. With that nose and how the flashlights look, it doesn't look good, at all.

Morgan, other the other hand, it might be a recent car but it retains the old style look of it, from the 30's or somewhere close to that. That blackjack zero, at least got the name right - it is indeed a zero, in my book. Morgan will stay, as a hero.

Yeah I used a meme, and I'm affirmed in my belief that it was appropriate by your not explaining how justice was served.

I never said it looked good, I don't mind if people think it doesn't--hell, I personally think it looks a bit awkward but its drivetrain configuration necessitates some of the proportions. The only claim I made was that it's kind of an import by way of its country of origin and the engine options' countries of origin.

Morgan...new? Morgan trikes powered by a twin up front were produced only prior to WWII, until just recently. Do me a favor and examine the image below, take note of its source and file name (http://www.esacademic.com/pictures/eswiki/77/Morgan_Super_Sports_1937.jpg) will ya?

 

[LivingWithGames]

Wait so the morgan existed way before? I always assumed this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_3-Wheeler

I guess my soul is scarred again and I went full retard. **** sake.

 

[Legro]

The three wheeler was Morgan's first car, altogether, which is quite far earlier, as the company is over 100 years old.

 

[TexRex]

Wait so the morgan existed way before? I always assumed this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_3-Wheeler

I guess my soul is scarred again and I went full retard. **** sake.

The Morgan Motor Company announced that they would launch the 3 Wheeler in 2011 at the Geneva Motor Show.

Should've followed the breadcrumb.

And because they're imports...

 

[mustang fanatic]

I might get hell for this, but I think the Bugatti Aerolithe looks absolutely atrocious

 

[Bo]

It's pure Art Deco beauty.

 

[catamount39]

It's pure Art Deco beauty.

 

[The87Dodge]

Saleen Focus

 

[catamount39]

Saleen FocusView attachment 411210

 

[The87Dodge]

You don't think it's ugly?

 

[JR98]

Saw this the other day. Quite possibly the ugliest car I have seen in person

 

[SVPSkins]

I give you the DAX Kamala
If you're a big fan of the platypus and you wanted a car to show that, well here is the car for you

 

[Prenny]

Saw this the other day. Quite possibly the ugliest car I have seen in person

Ssangyong is known for making some ''ugly'' designs, have you seen the Rodius? looks like a failed knock-off of Mercedes SUV

 

[CSMDuty11]

looks like a failed knock-off of Mercedes SUV

You know, funny you should say that....

Because I originally thought that the Kyron was a knock-off of a Mercedes SUV.

 

[MatskiMonk]

 

[LivingWithGames]

Okay, now you went low. I actually LOVE the new TT, such a real improvement in the looks, in my opinion though, since yours you think it's ugly.

But I'd still rock a 1999/2000 TT, but if I want a mean TT, this will do.

 

[catamount39]

FWIW the racecar looks epic.