The Official Off Topic GTA Thread

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K, I got my Euros. And my 135,000 bonus— that the guide says the comet is worth. But they probably sent the comet in last. Dumbasses.
 
PS
I looked EVERYWHERE for that damn Euros. I spent a week searching for that damn thing, and when I found it under the Sphinx, the doors were locked every time. So I pushed it for 2 hours to my garage. It was black-smoking both my cars by the time i got there.
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Although it`s too late now, ya should`ve gotten a tow truck from L.S. That woulda saved you the two hours of pushing :ouch: :dunce: :lol:.
 
I didn't even know those tow trucks could actually tow cars until like yesterday!


...and then I couldn't find any.

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At least it wasn't as bad as Vice City: I spent all of August looking for the last hidden package. And, I kept getting pulled out of my Mr. Whoopee van due to a riot cheat that i accidentally left on. That's why I have so much ice cream sold (over 1000 now), I never consecutively made it until like...December lol.
 
There's usually one in the industrial area north of Angel Pine.
Tractors can tow cars too.
I've got up to 5 of them daisy chained together, but they kept dissapearing.
 
I love it when you do that then you just start going fast then do a quick left right snap of the steering wheel. :D

Blake
 
Guys i just found a new weapon................A WALKING STICK!!!!!

has anyone else found it before or am i the first. CJ uses the same fighting stance as with the sword and the same attacks too.

EDIT: if this is unheard of, ill get a pic of it 👍
 
Sorry, I think it's pretty common knowledge. There's one in front of Dieder Sachs in LS and one in the back of RS Haul in Flint County.
The wierd thing about it is that it goes in the gift slot.
 
Emohawk
Sorry, I think it's pretty common knowledge. There's one in front of Dieder Sachs in LS and one in the back of RS Haul in Flint County.
The wierd thing about it is that it goes in the gift slot.
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:lol: :lol:
And theres me getting all excited!
But this game is still amazing, ive been playing for about 130hrs and im still finding new stuff!
 
I'm glad to see the GTA Forum coming back to it's busy life again ... sorry I don't get on here more than I should, but I just don't get the time anymore ... I used to want to find time to spend away from GTP when I was on here 24/7, now I want to get on here more often. :indiff:
 
Its because the hype for gt4 is down, and unless you drift, or involved in the WRS, the best games to waste time on and goof around with is GTA BY FAR !
 
TwinTurboJay
Its because the hype for gt4 is down, and unless you drift, or involved in the WRS, the best games to waste time on and goof around with is GTA BY FAR !
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That's true. Cant be bothered to play GT4 nowadays.
And GTA is definetly a good way to waste your time (can't get enough of the Record Book) :)
 
I can't get enough of driving around the desert in my modded ranger, trying to keep full speed and not tip over ( almost impossible with the Huntley, my fav suv and the landstalker ) will try the patriot next...
 
Blake
Yeah I know, has anyone ever tried to give it to a GF?

Blake
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I tried once on PS2 to give it to Helena, but she didn`t take it. So I beat down a ped with it & took her home. :rolleyes: Also, after reading through the last few posts, I`ve noticed lots of people still gushing over SA. That`s because this game RULES. I recently turned the big four-oh(OF COURSE I continue to play video games, what`m I supposed to do, get fat & bald and stop having fun? Don`t think so!) & intend on playing GTA for as long as R* keeps puttin`em out. I`ll still be playing GTA when I`m my dads age, maybe even my grandpas`age(God rest`em). :cheers:
 
What do the 2 skulls floating all around SA mean? It says connect for 2 player but so does the two red people standing side-by-side. What's the difference between these icons?


And howcome Rockstar left out rampages?! Those were awesome!
 
The two skulls are two player rampages, so they didn't leave them out :P ... the two people are two play free roam.

Blake
 
Me and my brother both done the jetpack cheat in 2 player mode, its soooo confusing. You have no idea where your going :indiff:

Cosmic
Yes, it's 2 player mode but it sucks, I hate the distance rule :grumpy:
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The distance rule is annoing but the 2 player mode definately doesnt suck. I only wish both players could use individual vehicles.
 
I think it should have been split screen, but the xbox and especially PS2 hardware would have gotten owned trying to generate all those polygons.

In other news, R* should bring back the burp and fart button ala GTA: I.
 
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I think it should have been split screen, but the xbox and especially PS2 hardware would have gotten owned trying to generate all those polygons.

In other news, R* should bring back the burp and fart button ala GTA: I.
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THE BURP & FART BUTTON, of course!! 👍 💡 That thing ruled, & it is sorely missed! Are ya listening, R*? BRING IT BACK!! :D
 
Guys i need some help in the Ammunation firing range, i keep getting K.O'd on the 3rd round of the shotgun challenge....
Any tips for me to help me win?
 
If you can hold down the fire button and hit a segment every shot (at max skill), you're going fast enough. After you can do that, it's just luck that determines if they steal more of each others targets then yours, I haven't seen any patteren to their shooting that could help.
One time the guy on the right glitched up and stopped shooting halfway through the SMG round. I still lost the shotgun round.
Good luck, this was the hardest part of getting 100% for me.
 
The problem is as soon as the round starts they both shoot and take out about 3-4 peices.
My puny human reactions are not fast enough
 
Yes it is that simple.

I dunno what advice I can give on the shooting range, I beat that before I had max shotgun skill, wait, I still don't... so I don't really know what you're doing wrong.

Blake
 
The mission where you and Catalina rob Inside Track Betting is really tough. I can't get to a non-cop car.
 
Can't you just use whatever you drove there in?
Various curcumstances, including my stubborn commitment to not saving very much, have lead to me doing that mission at least 3 times recently, and the car I drove there in has never dissapeared.
If it's giving you that much trouble, you could just leave a car in the garage in Dillimore. That one getting shot to death between there and the respray shouldn't be a problem.
 

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