The terrorists want to kill me.

[1X83Z]

That's what Mike Bloomberg said. Richard Bloomberg? It should be Richard Bloomberg, he looks like a Richard.

Bloomy says that the terrorists are going to blow up people at the New York Stock Exchange, a building that I could see from my window if the other buildings weren't in the way (I live seven blocks from it). I'm only three blocks from another of Bloomy's "targets", the Federal Reserve Bank, eight blocks from the Bank of New York, and five blocks from City Hall and the Courthouse. And four long blocks from the World Trade Center.

In reality, I think I could die at any minute. Consequently, I'm buying a Mercedes C43 AMG (the old style!) so I can squeeze every remaining minute from life.

Oh, and within 13 blocks there is one bridge and one tunnel that the terrorists can use to transport their weapons of mass destruction and kill me. There's no more than 2100 feet between me and any of the things I've just described.

Consequently, we're moving the pets - it's a dog and a rabbit at last count - down to our other house in Tennessee, where we'll be spending most of our time until my job starts in three weeks.

Anyway, I'm scared, and I thought I should inform you. 👍

 

[the_cobbinator]

It's always fun to be hunted by crazy terrorists. Here in WI, there'll supposedly be a lot of bombings as we've supposedly got a bunch of those silo-missles.

 

[ledhed]

Try to relax, they raised the color crap thing to protect you .

 

[1X83Z]

Wisconsin is kind of boring, isn't it? I mean, yeah, it's America's Dairyland, but come on.

Try to relax, they raised the color crap thing to protect you .

They did, did they?

 

[Darin]

Go back down south. And stay there.

Terrorist's don't care about us down here.

 

[tabs]

This is why you should move to the suburbs.

 

[Dorifto]

Man if something happens in San Francisco I'm gonna be pissed. Like super-mega pissed.

 

[Famine]

Come live in the UK.

We won't get bombed (I hope), but our Government, in an attempt to make veryone feel safer by giving us all a pamphlet entitled "Preparing for Emergencies" (about what to do if you're caught in a terrorist attack), is creating the biggest massed streak of paranoia ever.

If we see a Sikh on a Tube train, we all freak and run for the nearest exit. Ace!

 

[Darin]

Come live in the UK.

We won't get bombed (I hope), but our Government, in an attempt to make veryone feel safer by giving us all a pamphlet entitled "Preparing for Emergencies" (about what to do if you're caught in a terrorist attack), is creating the biggest massed streak of paranoia ever.

If we see a Sikh on a Tube train, we all freak and run for the nearest exit. Ace!

That proves it. UK owns America.

 

[Famine]

The Official Government Pamphlet.

The Unofficial, and Much More Informative, Spoof.

 

[ledhed]

come halloween I think its time to dress the nieghborhoods tykes up as mad dog terrorist and send them down the street to the old dude who just had metal post put up on the sidewalk and Iron bars on his windows. But just in case of an attack or because I'm really bored, I've copied this info from the brit spoof to help out MP5..
If you find yourself in the middle of an emergency, your common sense and instincts will usually tell you what to do. However, it is important to:

Run.
Really, really fast.
Follow the advice of the emergency services, unless that advice is something other than "Run".
Try to remain calm and think before acting, and try to reassure others. Or, trample them in a desperate attempt to flee as the building you're in is consumed by a radioactive cloud.
Check for injuries. Here's a hint: if it's painful, it's probably injured. However, hurting when you pee is probably not an injury related to the incident. But get yourself checked out anyway.
If you are not involved in the incident, but are close by or believe you may be in danger, in most cases the advice is:

Run.
Of course, there are always going to be particular occasions when you should not “go in” to a building, for example if there is a fire.

(No ****, Sherlock.)

Otherwise: TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT

 

[Jordan]

Come live in the UK.

We won't get bombed (I hope), but our Government, in an attempt to make veryone feel safer by giving us all a pamphlet entitled "Preparing for Emergencies" (about what to do if you're caught in a terrorist attack), is creating the biggest massed streak of paranoia ever.

Is helping people get prepared for a terrorist attack really a bad thing?

 

[Dorifto]

If something happens in SF then we will go to my cabin in Tahoe.

 

[ledhed]

I think terrorist are in my cereal. I hope I dont run out of milk.

 

[milefile]

The terrorists want to kill. Period. They suck. I want to kill them.

 

[the_cobbinator]

Wisconsin is kind of boring, isn't it? I mean, yeah, it's America's Dairyland, but come on.



They did, did they?

Yeah, it gets pretty dull after a while, but you can't beat the fishing and hunting. My (rich) friends also have cabins on some of the cleanest lakes in the world, too, so that helps break up the monotony. Plus, we're the land of cheese and beer, grab a Miller.

 

[wellyrn]

The terrorists want to kill. Period. They suck. I want to kill them.

This immediately pissed me off. You half retarded flag waving waste of oxygen.

You want people to be killed but are too chicken **** to do something about it. Period. You suck AND have no balls. I pray for karma.

 

[Solid Lifters]

This immediately pissed me off. You half retarded flag waving waste of oxygen.

You want people to be killed but are too chicken **** to do something about it. Period. You suck AND have no balls. I pray for karma.

I want to kill them too. Trust me, I'll be more than happy to do it myself, too. I, we are, their karma.

 

[tabs]

Like. Whoa, dude.

 

[1X83Z]

Is helping people get prepared for a terrorist attack really a bad thing?

I think his point is that there's no terrorist attack looming but now people believe there is because of the pamphlet. No, preparation's not a bad thing - but mass panic over nothing certainly is.

You half retarded flag waving waste of oxygen.

Did some noob just call Eric a half-retarded flag-waving waste of oxygen? Can't he get banned or something?

 

[87chevy]

This immediately pissed me off. You half retarded flag waving waste of oxygen.

You want people to be killed but are too chicken **** to do something about it. Period. You suck AND have no balls. I pray for karma.

so, it's wrong to want to kill terrorists??? once again, you are slipping back down (up?) to being the Most Moronic Poster On GTP. So what are you doing to help Kill Terrorits wellyrn??? or do you even want to kill Terrorists? Do you even think they should be killed?

 

[Solid Fro]

No, wellyrn thinks we should all hold hands and dance around in the happy fields of Utopia.

 

[wellyrn]

Im not doing anything to kill them. I hope they find you.

If i am a moron you must be a genius chevy. "Terrorists" as you call them are the ones who said "ok" when the chief intellectual himself said "Bring it on".

I don't want to kill anyone. I think, however, people should get what they deserve (or ask for). So I hope the terrorists bring it to you hard.

 

[87chevy]

^ holy mother of God, i've never seen such blatant......i don't even know what to call it............ my god man, i think your absolutely moronic sometimes but i've never wished you dead!!!!!! holy crap, now i just might!!! WHO'S ****ING SIDE ARE YOU ON????????????

 

[McLaren]

I'll go to Australia. Them cops in the airports don't take any **** fro anybody. I saw a pic of the airport security carrying AKs after the attack.

 

[wellyrn]

Not yours! You have made it quite clear you don't want me.

I am on the side of good.

"Independant thought"? I can understand why you wouldn't be familiar with those words.

 

[emad]

Bloomy says that the terrorists are going to blow up people at the New York Stock Exchange, a building that I could see from my window if the other buildings weren't in the way (I live seven blocks from it). I'm only three blocks from another of Bloomy's "targets", the Federal Reserve Bank, eight blocks from the Bank of New York, and five blocks from City Hall and the Courthouse. And four long blocks from the World Trade Center.
...
Oh, and within 13 blocks there is one bridge and one tunnel that the terrorists can use to transport their weapons of mass destruction and kill me. There's no more than 2100 feet between me and any of the things I've just described.
...
Anyway, I'm scared, and I thought I should inform you. 👍

drat, they found out my secret plans!

j/k...no offense intended

 

[Jetboy.]

Not yours! You have made it quite clear you don't want me.

I am on the side of good.

"Independant thought"? I can understand why you wouldn't be familiar with those words.

You called ledhead a "half-retarded flag-waving waste of oxygen".......yep, you are one of the good guys......

 

[87chevy]

Not yours! You have made it quite clear you don't want me.

I am on the side of good.

1. so i don't like you? i never wished for terrorists to chop off your little ignorant, immature head!

2. are you sure, you seem to be a total pacifist. and that is not good. MLKing said (i'm parahrasing cause i can't remember exact words) "to not speak out against evil is consenting to it", now you can speak against terrorism all you want (but you don't seem to do too much of it actually) but speaking aint gonna save you or anyone else from getting their heads chopped off.

"Independant thought"? I can understand why you wouldn't be familiar with those words.

where did this come from??? Of course i understand independent thought you moron. Me and plenty of people disagree on plenty of issues, and i'm cool with that, we also think alike on plenty of things. so what was your point?

 

[wellyrn]

Why is it so surprising for you guys anyway? Why should i like them any more or less than i like you? They never screwed around with us on lumber prices or fishing or drug laws. And what has the US ever done for Canada?

If Iraq was the worlds superpower and it invaded the US trying to eradicate George Bush and all his followers I would dislike them for that. If I had talked to 100s of arrogant muslim guys afterward saying they were in favor of the Invasion and that they hated the silly american cowards still trying to fight back I would dislike them even more.

Got it?