The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV 

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Is Applejack with her mouth open or is she holding something? Damn optical illusions :D

Red part = Tongue

Pink part = Inside of mouth

Still, it doesn't stop me from thinking that she's just got a big pill in her mouth, at least that's what it looks like to me.

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Red part = Tongue

Pink part = Inside of mouth

Still, it doesn't stop me from thinking that she's just got a big pill in her mouth, at least that's what it looks like to me.

Well, I had a hard time figuring out what else could be she doing other than popping out from a bunch of apples and saying "Hey!".
 
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Okay bronies, story time. (totally random and I'm somewhat drunk, lol).

So today I helped myself to some white wine. Given that I'm 21 now, this is no problem at all. So now I've made it home, and I'm more than halfway buzzed from all this wine 'tasting'. I'm feeling great and I think to myself 'hay, I'm almost level 37 A-spec in GT5, maybe if I win another Nurburgring 4 hours endurance I'll make it to 37 with just one race! So PSN is down? Pffffffft. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.'

So I decide to go for it and try to win the race with another Ferrari 458 fully modded thinking that I'll be fine even though I've had quite a few glasses of wine that'll make most people pass out in joy. I go for it and spend a good half running the 'ring. Unfortunately, I'm driving like an ass, and I end up spinning out several times because I'm not normal. After the 31st minute, with more than quite a few spin-outs and crashes, I'm suddenly thinking 'WTF Merc, whattarya doin'? You can't drive homie. You buzzed!'

So I decide to quit and now here I am.



Fluttershy: Oh MercilessOne, you're such a bad brony. You know better than to drive while having a few drinks. Think of the animals living around the Nurburgring!



Moral of the story... don't drive a high-end Italian supercar during an endurance event while 'under the influence'.

And PSN, when down, causes most people to go 'crazy' like Pinkie Pie during episode 25. I thought I could do it... but I couldn't...


...


Meow. Woof. Quack.
 
Dude, the 458 is brilliant. Seriously. Stock or fully tuned, it drives like it's on rails. I kid you not. YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!

I give you the reason. The 458 is one of the few Ferrari I like. WAIT! What does that have to do with learning morals while drunk? Oh, yeah... The drunk part.
 
I give you the reason. The 458 is one of the few Ferrari I like. WAIT! What does that have to do with learning morals while drunk? Oh, yeah... The drunk part.

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Yeah that Ferrari is like that.


Serious face.



Anyway, wtf am I doing? We're suppose to be talking about ponies. But then again, Ferraris have that weird pony badge.

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Sooooo I guess it's okay.
 
Since we're talking MLP and Ferrari at once...

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Oh, and look what I found...

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Now...what would Pinkie, Fluttershy, Twi, and Applejack...well, she's easy. Ford F-350 Power Stroke Dually. For haulin' lots of apples. But the other three...

Fluttershy...probably a VW Beetle. Diesel.
Pinkie...Something with a ragtop. nothing screams "PARTAY" like a ragtop.
Twilight...um...I dunno. Something boring with a little "magic," perhaps? A Civic Si?
 
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Well, I think the magic school bus would be more suited to Pinkie Pie, you know, because of the excess amounts of crazy.
 

The WWII picture is great!

Is Applejack with her mouth open or is she holding something? Damn optical illusions :D

what has been seen cannot be unseen :scared:

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Okay bronies, story time. (totally random and I'm somewhat drunk, lol).

So today I helped myself to some white wine. Given that I'm 21 now, this is no problem at all. So now I've made it home, and I'm more than halfway buzzed from all this wine 'tasting'. I'm feeling great and I think to myself 'hay, I'm almost level 37 A-spec in GT5, maybe if I win another Nurburgring 4 hours endurance I'll make it to 37 with just one race! So PSN is down? Pffffffft. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.'

So I decide to go for it and try to win the race with another Ferrari 458 fully modded thinking that I'll be fine even though I've had quite a few glasses of wine that'll make most people pass out in joy. I go for it and spend a good half running the 'ring. Unfortunately, I'm driving like an ass, and I end up spinning out several times because I'm not normal. After the 31st minute, with more than quite a few spin-outs and crashes, I'm suddenly thinking 'WTF Merc, whattarya doin'? You can't drive homie. You buzzed!'

So I decide to quit and now here I am.



Fluttershy: Oh MercilessOne, you're such a bad brony. You know better than to drive while having a few drinks. Think of the animals living around the Nurburgring!



Moral of the story... don't drive a high-end Italian supercar during an endurance event while 'under the influence'.

And PSN, when down, causes most people to go 'crazy' like Pinkie Pie during episode 25. I thought I could do it... but I couldn't...


...


Meow. Woof. Quack.

Yeah, don't drink and drive. 👍
I had The Weirdest dream ever! I played Killzone 3 coop with my friend, we spent 5 hours and finished the whole story in 1 day. We were tired and hungry, so he went home with a headache. I turned on FiM remixes and ate food, then watched some parodies on the net. It was late.

So here's the dream. I was going to my summerhouse on a dusty road, when Twilight fell from the sky and landed on me. She told "-It's urgent, human! We need your help!" Then she bit my coat and teleported us to Equestria. There Princess Celestia said, that we have 4 days to assemble an army of ponies to defend Ponyville from the NightMares that spawned in EverFree forest... then I woke up :C

Then I thought, why human? Because humans know stuff about war. And maybe human world and pony world once had a connection (look, books, human-like interfaces, similar technology) Pegasuses and Unicorns became human's fairy tales, and humans are Equestria's ponytales. Oh, oh! Must go deeper!

Now...what would Pinkie, Fluttershy, Twi, and Applejack...well, she's easy. Ford F-350 Power Stroke Dually. For haulin' lots of apples. But the other three...

Fluttershy...probably a VW Beetle. Diesel.
Pinkie...Something with a ragtop. nothing screams "PARTAY" like a ragtop.
Twilight...um...I dunno. Something boring with a little "magic," perhaps? A Civic Si?

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I think it's a good comparison!
 
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I'm wondering why fluttershy would drive an MX-5.
Or why anypony would drive that chrysler. :yuck:
 
Moral of the story... don't drive a high-end Italian supercar during an endurance event while 'under the influence'.

The Amuse S2000 GT1 Turbo is also under the influence when you race it in a competitive car. Well, steroids to be precise...

Also MX-5's are cool. Not quite 20% cooler but eh. That Chrysler is just weird though. :boggled:
 
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