The World Is (Supposedly) Going to End Saturday!

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Hah! When the rapture supposedly happens here at 6, I'll be playing on stage, with my band! Success! Metal beats rapture. Like rock beats scissors, but it's better.


6:00 and I'm still here. :EDIT
 
Well nothing happened. I'm guessing that the guy who prophesied this has lost many of his followers in the last 11 minutes.
 
Yeahhh.... Some people said this whole apocolypse thing was similar to Y2K....

In case you didn't get the memo, Y2K was legitimate.

Explanation: Most computer's date/time systems had been programmed in the format of MM/DD/YY. Now, in 1999, the next year would be 2000, IRL. But to a computer, it would ALL go back to 1900. That's bad. All those computer-recorded bank deposits you made BEFORE 1999 would be forever lost. Therefore, YOU HAVE NO MONEY. Nobody has any money, unless it's actual cash. And even then, you couldn't live off of that for long. That's why the 2K conversion was done. It re-programmed most computer's date/time formats to MM/DD/YYYY.

Y2K- possible.

This crap? No idea.

Just getting that out there.

I can't wait for the Y10K hype in 9999.
 
Bonus points to anyone who can convince Family Radio to play this song on the air if and when they start broadcasting again:



Just a warning, though: it's got some swearing in it.
 
I swear, there's nothing between the lines of the bible but white space. I've looked. There's nothing there.
 
interludes
Bonus points to anyone who can convince Family Radio to play this song on the air if and when they start broadcasting again:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfbKrphheQk">YouTube Link</a>

Just a warning, though: it's got some swearing in it.

I am so going to request that.
 
On a serious note, the failure of the apocalypse to manifest is probably going to have deeper problems when it comes to these people. In 1954, there was a cult that proclaimed the end was nigh, but when it didn't come to pass, it only reaffirmed their belief in it all. They claimed that the apocalypse had not happened because God had seen their devotion and took mercy on the rest of the world to give all of us the chance to reprent as they had. So it's likely that Family Radio will only redouble their efforts.
 
Hahaha, I was at work when the rapture was supposed to take place, and the other kid doing dishes with me smashed a plate on the floor, and started shaking the dish rack yelling "EARTHQUAKE!"
 
Another stupid old man trying to gather as many followers to the his cause, just like that bloody idiot that was supposedly going to burn a Quran.

Honestly, I can't take religion seriously and that's mostly due to these idiotic prophecies and stupid fanatics. When will they ever stop...
 
On a serious note, the failure of the apocalypse to manifest is probably going to have deeper problems when it comes to these people. In 1954, there was a cult that proclaimed the end was nigh, but when it didn't come to pass, it only reaffirmed their belief in it all. They claimed that the apocalypse had not happened because God had seen their devotion and took mercy on the rest of the world to give all of us the chance to reprent as they had. So it's likely that Family Radio will only redouble their efforts.

How can an event that didn't happen have deeper problems, or any problems for that mater?

If Family Radio doubles their efforts and continues to randomly guess about something they have no knowledge of, I still do not see what problems it causes. People who believe Christ will return still believe, and those who don't, still don't. However rediculous these peoples actions seem; if you are a christian to lazy to read the bible that is your problem, if you are not a christian these things mean little to you anyway. If anything it's just a silly nuisance, but if people want to get all worked up I say let them.


Another stupid old man trying to gather as many followers to the his cause, just like that bloody idiot that was supposedly going to burn a Quran.

Whatever their reasons are these types appear as nothing more then attention hounds.

Honestly, I can't take religion seriously and that's mostly due to these idiotic prophecies and stupid fanatics. When will they ever stop...

All forms of religion have nonsensical fanatics and no, they will never stop. :scared: . Reminds me of Al Gore in a way lol.
 
How can an event that didn't happen have deeper problems, or any problems for that mater?
Like I said: it will only convince them that they have been right all along. They'll put some spin on this that convinces themselves that they were right, even when reality has proven them wrong. They'll only retreat deeper into their convictions, and many of them will go past the point where they can be brought back to reality. I'm all for the concept of faith, but there is a point where it starts to become a delusion that has serious consequences. There are dozens of stories already of people who were so convinced the rapture was coming that they gave up their lives, sold their homes, quit their jobs, ammassed mountains of debt, abandoned relationships and the like because they believed that the end was coming. And now that it hasn't, they somehow have to find a way to deal with that. Harold Camping spent over a hundred million dollars on the campaign about the apocalypse, but I bet he won't spend a dime to help the devout get their lives back on-track now that he's been proven wrong.

If Family Radio doubles their efforts and continues to randomly guess about something they have no knowledge of, I still do not see what problems it causes.
Because it's getting to the point where it's brainwashing. Family Radio is a borderline cult. There's already reports that Camping's followers are concocting theories about it, namely that the failed apocalypse was a test of faith among the devout to weed out the unfaithful.
 
Ugh, the thread is getting serious. :(

I'm a relatively devout Catholic, I go to church every week.
I'd like to see what my priest has to say (if anything) about all this...
I'll post here if he says anything worthy of a post here on :gtpflag:
 
Great news! You won't have to wait that long!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

That probably will be fixed easy, specially if we consider the fact that computing and programming will be far more advanced -and thus, more efficient- by then. I just hope people are not stupid enough to make a hype about it in 2038.

Also, for me world ends when:

a) You die. (World ends for you.)
b) Asteroid ****s us. (So far the most believable theory.)
c) People stop caring about anything. (Life loses its "spice", thus world practically ends as life has no meaning anymore.)
 
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I think I see zombies!

No wait, it's just a bank.
 
OK, I just got back from church.
My priest mentioned nothing about this in his sermon.
In fact nobody mentioned anything.
Hmmm...
 
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