1 I have chrome 2 the virus prevents any security software from being used 3 I am on the app now
Right ten things you need to do from now on.
1. No more websites of naughty girls in videos. Besides you're too young.
2. Get a job. Get an income. Get a laptop. Get better internet.
3. Buy Norton Antivirus Annual Protection 2013. I don't care how much it costs. Plead, haggle, steal, whatever. Get it.
4. Use Google Documents from now on. Its simple, easy and free to use. Plus, you can edit your tables and post it to the net in one-click.
5. Get co-hosts for your sereis. If you're not available because of internet or other issues, get a wingman to help you out.
6. Buy a tablet. Great gadget if you can't get a laptop just yet. Look on eBay.
7. Buy a smartphone. A Blackberry 8520 costs under £100 now. Get it. You can do word-processing, spreadsheets and even watch videos of naughty girls without viruses.
8. No more pirate streaming. I know you do it so don't deny it. I bet your still using a cathode-ray big TV which is about 20 years old as you are a cheapskate and you know it.

9. Find a girlfriend. May be tricky for you but hey it could be your source of income. If you pardon the pun.
10. Back-up all of your data on your next laptop on a USB stick. Not just your spreadsheets but all your other personal information...