U.S senate declares war on US

[DJones]

"Occupy!! ...Just after I check my cybermails on the interwebs wit my personal GPS/Kindle/phone/road atlas/music library/video camera/iPad device to see if I still gots enough iCash in my avatar piggy bank so we don't run out of weed for country cruises in the brand new Audi wagon once we start to get bored..."

This right here is what we call internet gold.