Ugliest car in GT3 (by popular request)

[it1uk]

I think this ones coming down to another vote...

AT- A-Team Allegro

DP-Trueno of love

Get voting people

 

[axletramp]

Uh oh, looks like trouble here....

 

[it1uk]

the fox is about to do a runner!!!!

 

[g.money]

...while the badger takes a dump...

 

[mr_pushrod]

NEWS JUST IN
Mercedes are in the process of testing a revolutionary metal covering process that could do away with paint on cars. It will allow the changing of colours easily, removal of stone chips and scratches plus will make the car rust proof...........

VINYL!!!!

 

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by axletramp

Yeah, but I've been welding 12 Allegro's together in a kinda A-Team stylie and I'm gonna come round and tw@t the crap outta all of ya with Uber-Allegro, Mightiest of All Naff 70's BL ****e. 😈

Hey, we get the A-Team saturday night, just after Knight Rider and The Bionic Woman! If her ears bionic, why can't she hear through her hair? She keeps brushing it away....

Anyone for a glass of 16 year old Lagavulin?

 

[g.money]

my car's rust-proof anyway, without having to resort to Teflon coating. That thing wouldn't look TOO bad without those wheels.


...hang on, that'd be the "Liverpool look ", wouldn't it?

 

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
NEWS JUST IN
Mercedes are in the process of testing a revolutionary metal covering process that could do away with paint on cars. It will allow the changing of colours easily, removal of stone chips and scratches plus will make the car rust proof...........

VINYL!!!!

tha's not vinyl u wierdo, thats carbonfibre, and a bonnet is wot a gurlie wears on her hood..... hey how com this threads only 4 stars? c'mon peeps get voting....

 

[axletramp]

That's it /slaps forehead/ black anti-radar paint. You must see now - Stealth Trueno! The explanation is obvious - anti-radar, get it?

...we can drop them on Afganistan and they wont see 'em coming....

 

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by g.money
my car's rust-proof anyway, without having to resort to Teflon coating. That thing wouldn't look TOO bad without those wheels.


...hang on, that'd be the "Liverpool look ", wouldn't it?

nah, that looks like its parked and its still got its wheels, never in Liverpool.... although someones nicked his Halfords wheeltrims...

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
tha's not vinyl u wierdo, thats carbonfibre, and a bonnet is wot a gurlie wears on her hood..... hey how com this threads only 4 stars? c'mon peeps get voting....

'Cause only 4 people use it!

Everyone else busy at work like me then?

 

[mr_pushrod]

Wouldn't it be great if you could order this colour scheme when the Maybach comes out. I'm busy in the 6th form. Trying to do some coursework thats due in 20 minutes

 

[Danger Powers]

oh G.Money, welcome to the forums, don't forget to read the FAQ, and try the search, and the Look here before you ask! section

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
oh G.Money, welcome to the forums, don't forget to read the FAQ, and try the search, and the Look here before you ask! section

And don't forget to check out my 'Have you seen this bug?' thread in Rumble Strip!

 

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Wouldn't it be great if you could order this colour scheme when the Maybach comes out. I'm busy in the 6th form. Trying to do some coursework thats due in 20 minutes

Hey schooling's for tossers, I got my education in the university of life.... blah blah blah.....slates in my day...... blah blah blah.... within an inch of our lives .....blah blah.... and he'd ask us to touch it... blah...hairdressers college........MX5......etc. etc. etc.

 

[mr_pushrod]

 

[Tailslide]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
sorry TS, I had to report your posting. Its just way too offensive....

If i'm to be reported for offensive posts,i may as well go out with a bang...
So here goes,my brother had 1 of these a Vauxhall Chevette in this colour,described so wrongly as chocolate brown.If that's not bad enough,it also had a rusted hole through the left wing
The caption for this "car" read..."Vauxhall Chevette riding the kerb."
Looks like it's going fast to me too

 

[Tailslide]

And if that's still not good enough,here's another "car".

 

[axletramp]

Before and after - Great!

If that's you brother's Chevette then is that your gold Capri? Did you see yourself as Bodie or Doyle?

 

[Danger Powers]

Hey my dads sisters brothers uncles Cavalier can beat your brothers Chevette any day.... should have fixed that hole though, only takes a cornflakes packet and some bodge, give it that classic Chevette look

G'night all, off to bed, ready to nurse me hangover in the morning Oh dear, only got a weekend of drunkeness to go

 

[Danger Powers]

Hey, hang about is that one of those fibreglass/white carbonfibre bonnets on the Benneton Chevette? WoW well ahead of its time Mr Doyle!

 

[Tailslide]

Actually when i was a kid i wanted the 2CV James Bond used in "For your eyes only"
And before that,my father wanted to buy 1 but my mother talked him out of it.

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Tailslide
Actually when i was a kid i wanted the 2CV James Bond used in "For your eyes only"
And before that,my father wanted to buy 1 but my mother talked him out of it.

Presumably by saying 'Shut up you're not getting one they're crap!'

Am I close?

 

[Danger Powers]

..... is gone, night all I'm now OFFLINE

oh and BTW g.money welcome to the forums, don't forget to check out the search feature and the FAQ section! At least you're a 'new' member now... AT is a 'gold' member but he talks so much ****e, he could get 350 posts in a day......

 

[mr_pushrod]

I was going to get a 2CV, oh, DP the proper material to bodge the wing would be gaffer tape

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
... AT is a 'gold' member but he talks so much ****e....

true, true...

 

[g.money]

Originally posted by axletramp

And don't forget to check out my 'Have you seen this bug?' thread in Rumble Strip!

seen it... didn't get it... you haven't got a wallet, moths ate it :cheeburga

 

[g.money]

I actually recall when the local police had Chevettes. To chase what; Truenos...? 😈

 

[axletramp]

The first car I owned was very nearly a Chevette - the one with the angular bulged arches! Close but the Renault 5 GTL was the more sensible choice... mmmm... just like this one:

 

[modik]

The badger in the car or is it a reflection over the headrest ??