Okay, here's the deal:
President Pat Robertson and Secretary of Defense Rupert Murdoch, after abandoning their plans to change the name of the USA to "United States of Divine Destiny" (when they realize that Americans would have to start calling themselves "Destineers"), come to the conclusion that they can no longer tolerate having any advanced military hardware under the control of somebody other than themselves. They couldn't care less about occupying or controlling any nation. They're just afraid of everything, especially perceived military threats, even from so-called "friends" who keep saying mean things about them.
With the vast majority of Americans being convinced that the bird flu pandemic that swept through the nation in 2007, killing millions, was in fact a deliberate biological weapons attack perpetrated by a joint French/Chinese/Iranian effort, the political climate is ideal for Robertson and Murdoch as they muster support for action against the air forces and navies of the world.
With Vice-President Schwarzenegger's embarrassing public pleadings for "everybody to just chill for a minute" effectively silenced by the leaking of a secret California Department of Fish and Game report that the former Mister Universe was doing massive doses of steroids while governor of the state, the way is cleared for the military campaign to begin.
Realizing that the success of Operation Failure-Is-Not-An-Option depends upon the destruction of the British navy and virtually all of the advanced fighter aircraft of the European Union, all thirteen U.S. carrier battle groups (including the newest one, centered around the newly-commissioned Nimitz-class carrier George H.W. Bush), are deployed to the North Atlantic. Complementing this enormous armada are virtually all of the navy's guided missile frigates and Los Angeles-class attack subs, along with four giant Trident submarines, their ballistic missile tubes recently reconfigured for launching cruise missiles while surfaced.
First blood is drawn by the American forces as eighteen B-2 stealth bombers, refueled in flight midway across the Atlantic, evade detection by British radar and stage a night raid on RAF air fields, destroying over 60 Tornado fighter-bombers on the ground.
From then on, things would get interesting, wouldn't they?
I'd say the war would hinge on a few key factors:
Would the EU's Mirages, Tornados, and Eurofighter Typhoons be able to fight their way through the swarms of American F/A-18s and F-14s, somehow get past the volleys of anti-aircraft missiles launched by the cruisers, frigates, and destroyers, and get close enough to launch anti-ship missiles against the giant carriers? The sinking of several of those beasts would alter the global balance of power.
Would EU air defenses be effective against the incoming American planes as they assaulted the European air and navy bases?
How many front-line fighters could the Russians actually get into the air and move far enough to the west to enable them to reach the American fleet?
And how about the air group we've all forgotten, the one that may be the best-trained and most-proficient of all: The mighty Israeli Air Force? Would they dare to pull all their F-16s and F-15s away from their country and join the fray in the Atlantic? Would they have a choice, seeing as how it would be just a matter of time before Robertson and Murdoch would issue an execution order for their planes?
How much damage could the combined British and French navies inflict on the American armada? Would they be massacred in a matter of days by wolf packs of U.S. attack subs?
And here's perhaps the most significant factor of all: Would the U.S. Air Force be able to bring any of its fighter aircraft into the campaign at all? Remember, you can't fly a single one of their planes off an aircraft carrier. They can only operate from airfields, so the Americans would somehow have to defend land bases all over the world in order to use the Air Force's fighters. That just wouldn't happen, would it? That's definitely something we couldn't do, and it changes the equation, doesn't it? In reality, only the USAFs long-range bombers, re-fueled in the air, could be used in this fantasy campaign.
I'm starting to revise my thinking on this a bit...