Just say no to daytime TV, man. Sure, it sounds cool and you think you can enjoy it and not get hooked, but then you try and give it up and you realise that you're in too deep. One day soon, you'll find yourself running home from work at lunchtime in a cold sweat, just to catch the end of Bargain Hunt. I'm speaking from experience, man. One day, I was so hooked on daytime TV, I set the smoke alarm off after forgetting all about some cheese on toast I'd put under the grill... my girlfriend left me soon after that.
Step away from the remote and put your hands on your head...
Just say no to daytime TV, man. Sure, it sounds cool and you think you can enjoy it and not get hooked, but then you try and give it up and you realise that you're in too deep. One day soon, you'll find yourself running home from work at lunchtime in a cold sweat, just to catch the end of Bargain Hunt. I'm speaking from experience, man. One day, I was so hooked on daytime TV, I set the smoke alarm off after forgetting all about some cheese on toast I'd put under the grill... my girlfriend left me soon after that.
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Words of wisdom!Don't worry Alex, Chris is just trying to scare you. Any girlfriend who doesn't understand their other-halves need to watch a mouth watering episode of bargain hunt really isn't worth it. Soon they won't even appreciate you watching hours of quality viewing such as flog it, loose women and location, location, location. Its sad times when your girlfriend can't appreciate you for you you really are.
Hope you recover soon, or atleast before addiction sets in. Put it this way, if next week you are walking past a garage and you find yourself thinking "I wonder what the guy on Kit Car Crisis would do with that?", then start worrying! I knew I had a problem when I walked past an antique shop and saw an item for £30 and my first thought was, "that's a bargain, I bet I could get atleast £40 for that at auction!".I'm not addicted to it, those are programmes I've always watched before its just the combination of them which is good. Although at the moment it's not the same this week but as I'm hoping to be better tommorrow I shouldn't have to worry about it anyway. One of the advantages of being ill, you can sample daytime TV but your never off long enough to get truly hooked in.
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Hope you recover soon, or atleast before addiction sets in. Put it this way, if next week you are walking past a garage and you find yourself thinking "I wonder what the guy on Kit Car Crisis would do with that?", then start worrying! I knew I had a problem when I walked past an antique shop and saw an item for £30 and my first thought was, "that's a bargain, I bet I could get atleast £40 for that at auction!".
Hope you recover soon, or atleast before addiction sets in. Put it this way, if next week you are walking past a garage and you find yourself thinking "I wonder what the guy on Kit Car Crisis would do with that?", then start worrying! I knew I had a problem when I walked past an antique shop and saw an item for £30 and my first thought was, "that's a bargain, I bet I could get atleast £40 for that at auction!".