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- xmalcolmpowderx
PD claims that you can sell your cars, and also "The reintroduction of the legendary GT simulation mode".
Sorry PD, the ridiculous cafe is neither legendary, or even remotely close to the GT simulation mode.
Here's what should be on the back of the box:
"The introduction of some of the most predatory game mechanics ever to grace a Gran Turismo".
"Keep FOMO at a distance with all new ways to entice you to keep your wallet close by".
"Real world inflation to remind you how poor you really are".
"Tune your cars with a world of engine swaps, ultra high end tuning parts, all locked behind a blatantly rigged system to ensure you'll likely never see any of them throughout your 2 week long GT career!".
"In a first for Gran Turismo, navigate your way through countless track menus to find your own way to the limited number of highly restricted Sunday and Clubman cup events".
"Purchase cars from the prestigious 'brand central' only to find there are no races for it to compete in!"
"Experience the thrills of having to neuter your cars performance to make them eligible for a race".
"Genre defining AI that will PIT maneuver, crash into you, and brake in the middle of some of the fastest corners in motorsport".
"Be the fox by chasing the rabbit across all races by making up a 40 second deficit in the all new single player career mode"
"An all new career mode that is so short that you will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for having completed it within 2 weeks".
"The free addition of around 1 hour of new single player content per month to keep you on your toes".
"Cutting edge multiplayer lobbies that will have you constantly guessing where your opponents actually are on track".
"A revolutionary new penalty system where the driver at fault hands out penalties to their victims!"
What other selling points can you think of?
Sorry PD, the ridiculous cafe is neither legendary, or even remotely close to the GT simulation mode.
Here's what should be on the back of the box:
"The introduction of some of the most predatory game mechanics ever to grace a Gran Turismo".
"Keep FOMO at a distance with all new ways to entice you to keep your wallet close by".
"Real world inflation to remind you how poor you really are".
"Tune your cars with a world of engine swaps, ultra high end tuning parts, all locked behind a blatantly rigged system to ensure you'll likely never see any of them throughout your 2 week long GT career!".
"In a first for Gran Turismo, navigate your way through countless track menus to find your own way to the limited number of highly restricted Sunday and Clubman cup events".
"Purchase cars from the prestigious 'brand central' only to find there are no races for it to compete in!"
"Experience the thrills of having to neuter your cars performance to make them eligible for a race".
"Genre defining AI that will PIT maneuver, crash into you, and brake in the middle of some of the fastest corners in motorsport".
"Be the fox by chasing the rabbit across all races by making up a 40 second deficit in the all new single player career mode"
"An all new career mode that is so short that you will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for having completed it within 2 weeks".
"The free addition of around 1 hour of new single player content per month to keep you on your toes".
"Cutting edge multiplayer lobbies that will have you constantly guessing where your opponents actually are on track".
"A revolutionary new penalty system where the driver at fault hands out penalties to their victims!"
What other selling points can you think of?
