What does a car say about its driver?

[Sage Ages]

I forgot how to Great Depression.

 

[ildd]

Did you guys see my new Bugatti? It was the fastest for a short period of time.

 

[Slash]

Hints of rust without being restored is where it's at. This baby was worked.

1978 Monte Carlo

 

[MrUnknown]

Why the heck my name is Monte Carlo? I'm a 'Merican Muscle car... Not a fancy european sports car...

... But it suits well.

Lancia Montecarlo

 

[Sage Ages]

"I should invest in a fire extinguisher."

 

[AudiMan2011]

Lancia- "Where I'm going, I don't need brakes"

Vespa- "I don't need a sports bike because I look fabulous"

 

[Roger the Horse]

Lancia:

Vespa: Off duty police officer.

Aston Martin: I want to look like a really rich person, but actually, I am merely quite well off.

 

[TheCracker]

I play computer games.

 

[AudiMan2011]

"Aspiring Group B driver"

Eterniti Artemis

 

[Gotbeefboy564]

I like to be different.

 

[TheCracker]

Pink van: I like children. In the wrong way.

Eterniti Artemis: I'd quite like my Porsche to look like a small hatchback from 80 yards away. Can i have it with a Jaguar grill too please.

 

[Roger the Horse]

 

[AudiMan2011]

"Land Rover? Never heard of it."

 

[Roger the Horse]

My car was a Mazda MX-5 before it was popular.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

A guy that drives less than a foot behind the car in front of him.
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[Sage Ages]

"I play golf. This car is called a Golf. Get it?"

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"I play golf. This car is called a Golf. Get it?"

and I'm apparently not the only one that likes to make car puns.

 

[RVDNuT374]

"I play golf. This car is called a Golf. Get it?"

I am on a top secret escort mission for the president.

2014 Ford Transit Wagon:

 

[MrUnknown]

God damn, what happened to me...?

How did I get fat?! I should stop eating Transits...

... But they are sooooo delicious!

OHNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

BMW M1

 

[Sage Ages]

I needed a massively oversized SUV to drive back and forth to yoga class.

How did you not see the poorly hidden LEDs and men in black passengers?

 

[Dagger311]

 

[RVDNuT374]

How did you not see the poorly hidden LEDs and men in black passengers?

I just noticed now after reading your post.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I'm a college student who's wasting money on my first car instead of paying for rent and food.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

 

[Doog]

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I kinda like that a lot.

 

[ildd]

I'm a college student who's wasting money on my first car instead of paying for rent and food.

So... Basically me. Except the only food I buy is beef jerky and chocolate. And I don't pay rent.

 

[Slash]

"Dis baby's got a big block maaaannnn"

 

[Sage Ages]

The driver died before the truck did.

 

[ildd]

I have a good sense of style and wanted something different than everyone else.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I have a bad sense of style and wanted something different than everyone else. ;p

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Instead of the driver, say what the car says about the passengers.