What does a car say about its driver?

[RandomCarGuy17]

"I got a speeder to catch, but after a quick bite of my donut."
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[FT-1]

"I believe high displacement are overrated, real fun happens on a twisty B-roads when VTEC kicks in!"

 

[AudiMan2011]

"My husband bought this as I wanted something fabulously stylish"

Mitsuoka Ryoga

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I am a 150 year old man trying to be hip, y'all.

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[AudiMan2011]

"I swear British Leyland made good cars! That's why I bought this!"

 

[Sage Ages]

"It only cost $1000! You can't beat that."

 

[Slash]

"Because 🤬 you"

1979 Dodge Magnum w/ swapped 1969 440 V8

 

[Sage Ages]

^What wheels are those?

 

[Slash]

I forget the name but they were made by American Racing back in the day. I've seen them around. Love em.

EDIT:

American Racing AR-39's

 

[RVDNuT374]

"Because 🤬 you"

1979 Dodge Magnum w/ swapped 1969 440 V8

To hell with the emissions strapped motor, this isn't my grandmother's car!


1969 Lincoln Continental Mark III with a worked over 460:

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

1969 Lincoln Continental Mark III with a worked over 460:

I could've got a Cadillac but I actually have taste. So much taste that I had to get a huge car to fit it all in.

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Neighbor's new car:

 

[Sage Ages]

"I am become douche, destroyer of gearboxes."

 

[ildd]

I want a sports bike but I also want to sit like on a Harley.

 

[AudiMan2011]

"I wanted my car to look like a Boss"

 

[Sage Ages]

Young, dumb, and- oh wait. I can't say that.

 

[Scaniabebe]

"It's a Motorbike... What more do I have to say about that?"

 

[AudiMan2011]

"I need some passion in my life"

 

[Scaniabebe]

"Now my kids won't get laughed at when this V8 Powered Car comes to the school gates... And Greenpeace will be happy as it's very green indeed!"

 

[Sage Ages]

I wanted an "American" car. This is close enough?

 

[Scaniabebe]

Customer: I would like something that will have be scraping down the road within the hour.
Salesman: Certainly, Sir. This bike is ideal...

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I'm a MAN, a BIG STRONG MAN.

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[Sage Ages]

"Here in my car, I feel safest of all..."

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"I wanted a car that was small and nimble. Also, one that could fit through small areas, but still be very quick"
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[AudiMan2011]

"I'm a businessman who needed something fast and discreet"

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"I wanted a sportier 6-series, but not a M6 to be unique."

Yeah, I couldn't think of anything else.
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Mercedes-Benz SLK 32 AMG

 

[RVDNuT374]

My sweet 16 was awesome!

2014 Jeep Patriot:

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I have a Jeep. That means it can offroad, right? Right?

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[RandomCarGuy17]

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[RVDNuT374]

Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this! *dies trying to recreate Fast and Furious scene where they cross over the railroad tracks*

lifted 1986 Ford F-250 Crew Cab:

 

[ildd]

That new crap is crap. This is all everyone needs.