What does a car say about its driver?

Mustang: Owners can't drive, and are arrogant assholes

Camaro: Owner is stuck in the 80s, has a mullet and probably does meth
 
Might as well...

Audi TT roadster- more than a little in touch with their feminine side.
Renault Espace- their friends poke holes in condoms.
Mazda MX5- Avid Jalopnik reader.
Peugeot 208 GTi- I really wanted a 205 GTi but... daily driving y'know.
Lotus Elise- My chiropractor took my money.
Fisker Karma- I SPENT ALL THAT MONEY FOR A CAR FROM A DEAD COME ANY?
Saab- Yes, I did buy this. BMW just doesn't appeal to my artistic vision. Or Audi Mercedes Lexus or...
Toyota Prius- SAVE THE RREEEEEEEEEEEEES
 
Jaguar XF
Business man in a midlife crisis

Jaguar F-Type
Rich business man in a midlife crisis

Toyota Prius
Talks about the environment, before overtaking you at 140 km/h (which is 20 km/h over the limit) on a motorway.
 
How do they manage to get cargo from London to Edinburgh, and are European "big rigs" not allowed to enter the UK?
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We're talking about pickup trucks not rigs...
 
Going by the original thread rules.

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Eccentric old enthusiast who makes six figures and could easily afford a nice new car, but chooses instead to expend his income into maintaining this W124 that he bought new, now with an impressive amount of miles on it. He has a Porsche 911 for the weekends.

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Range Rover Autobiography Black Edition
' I am very important so I bought a Range Rover Autobiography Black Edition so everyone knows im very important'
or
'I like to think im a footballer'
1974 Reliant scimitar se5/5a

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Stop posting suv, cuv and so on it doesn't make sense.
Yes it does. You said that "Japanese cars in general - ricers". It's not totally outrageous or anything to assume that you think Japanese cars are ricers. And therefore, you will assume that any Japanese car is a ricer. And Honda and Toyota are definitely Japanese carmakers. So you must, by that logic, think that the Pilot and Land Cruiser are ricers.

I hope we've learned something today about making sweeping generalisations and giving in to stereotypes.
 
Yes it does. You said that "Japanese cars in general - ricers". It's not totally outrageous or anything to assume that you think Japanese cars are ricers. And therefore, you will assume that any Japanese car is a ricer. And Honda and Toyota are definitely Japanese carmakers. So you must, by that logic, think that the Pilot and Land Cruiser are ricers.

I hope we've learned something today about making sweeping generalisations and giving in to stereotypes.
Well put.

I'm about as far from a ricer as one can get. Frankly, I couldn't care less if I were called one anyway, but generalizations like that are ridiculous. Pinpoint a CRX with a wing resembling the handle of a shopping cart or an Integra with a 442-esque twin scoop hood (I've seen one), but a run-of-the-mill compact or midsize SUV with no discernable modifications?
 
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