What does a car say about its driver?

[Beeblebrox237]

Diesel truck: Microscopic penis.

I'd argue that it's not the fuel, it's the size. A small diesel truck isn't going to attract the same attention as a dually Ram Power Wagon is.

 

[mustafur]

A45 AMG = Office Douchebag
Smart Fortwo = Hipsters

 

[Turbotwin01]

AE86 Trueno: Tofu Delivery Man

 

[Rage Racer]

American cars: gluttonous and clumsy.
Subaru: boxer engine is a pain in the ass.
Mazda RX-? : rotary engine dies before you drive back home.
BMW 7 (E32 and E38): gangsters, the same about Mercedes W140.
Toyota Mark II: wannabe-drifters

 

[Tornado]

I was at my grandfather's house last week when they were doing a sermon for his mother-in-law, and one of the people who was there thought that my car belonged to the pastor.

 

[synchromesh]

Knowing from experience:
Delorean: Back to the future know it all (not nessisarily a bad thing)

Van: rapist, or blue collar worker.

 

[GT_Saint]

The Car scene in da' Hood (100% acurate)

90's impala with 22's: Wannabe gangsta
70's impala: Real G
Land Rover Discovery with 22's: Drug Dealer
Bentley Continental w/ 22's: Rich kid wannabe gangsta
Rolls Royce Phantom w/ 22's: Big Boss
Any Donk: Somebody with an extreme phobia of floods

This is why I can't spot any nice cars... The roads are full of these

 

[Beeblebrox237]

 

[Leggy1]

German saloon with blacked out windows - Eastern European.

Diesel truck: Microscopic penis.

Says the owner of one

 

[Parker]

I'd argue that it's not the fuel, it's the size. A small diesel truck isn't going to attract the same attention as a dually Ram Power Wagon is.

True, but you really can't get a "small" diesel truck over here anymore. The 3/4 ton and 1 ton trucks are what the majority of people think about when someone says diesel truck (in America, I'm sure that isn't the case in the rest of the world where diesels are offered in just about anything) hence the stereotype.

German saloon with blacked out windows - Eastern European.


Says the owner of one

Of course, I know from personal experience because of the idiotic comments I hear from some people (female Prius owners tend to be the worst) while fueling my truck up.

 

[7up747]

BMW: idiots in general.
Mercedes Benz/Lexus - old people cars, except AMG and other.
Mostly honda but japanese cars in general - ricers.
Hummer/X6, X3 and so on - no brains, big ego.

 

[yabiggoose]

<20 year old 4x4/SUV - absolute :censored:wit, or dimwit housewife
Audi/BMW - arrogant, poorly skilled, generally foreigners
Commodore - bloody morons for the most part
soft roaders - like the first category but with an inferiority complex

That's just based off where I live.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Slammed VAG: Instagram, beard wearing, tattooed hipster morons.
Modified Escorts/Sierras/Astras/Corsas: Chavs

 

[JR98]

Lexus - Boring people
Audi - Tailgaters
Muscle Cars - Americans, or people who think they are Americans
Peugeot - People who can't drive
Jaguar - Golfers
VW - Sensible People
Mercedes - Business people
Extensively modified compact cars - Chavs

 

[synchromesh]

Lexus - Boring people
Audi - Tailgaters
Muscle Cars - Americans, or people who think they are Americans
Peugeot - People who can't drive
Jaguar - Golfers
VW - Sensible People
Mercedes - Business people
Extensively modified compact cars - Chavs

What's a chav?

 

[AudiMan2011]

What's a chav?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

 

[JR98]

What's a chav?

The kind of person that drives a ricer.

 

[Liquid]

Jaguar Mark II
Alcoholic, misanthropic police Inspector

Ford Capri
Government agent liable to close down every airport and seaport at least once a week

Daimler Sovereign
Small time crook with delusions of grandeur

Reliant Regal
Batman

Volvo P1800
International problem solver

Aston Martin V8 Vantage
The best Bond

 

[JR98]

Jaguar Mark II
Alcoholic, misanthropic police Inspector

Ford Capri
Government agent liable to close down every airport and seaport at least once a week

Daimler Sovereign
Small time crook with delusions of grandeur

Reliant Regal
Batman

Volvo P1800
International problem solver

Aston Martin V8 Vantage
The best Bond

So funny reading this

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Jaguar Mark II
Alcoholic, misanthropic police Inspector

Ford Capri
Government agent liable to close down every airport and seaport at least once a week

Daimler Sovereign
Small time crook with delusions of grandeur

Reliant Regal
Batman

Volvo P1800
International problem solver

Aston Martin V8 Vantage
The best Bond

By that logic;

Ford Granada
Police chief with agressive stance to criminals, a loud voice and a catchphrase

 

[Greycap]

Volkswagen - couldn't afford the Audi they really wanted, still drive like they had an A4

Skoda - couldn't afford the Volkswagen, claim to have done the sensible choice, still drive like they had an A6

Seat - couldn't afford the Skoda, claim to have chosen it because it's sporty, still drive like they had an A8, "out of the way you maggots because I have a German premium car"

At least that's how it goes over here. The cheaper the VAG thingamajic is, the more its driver could use a healthy amount of attitude fixing.

 

[Legro]

Mercedes Benz E Class with yellow taxi sing on top
Taxi driver

Skoda Octavia Estate
Wanted an Audi and acts like it was an Audi. Doesn't really own it, because it's a company car.

Volvo V70
Has an average house, an average car and an average family.

BMW 320i (E36)
18 years old male, who just got his license. Drives like any other BMW driver.

Any modern Aston Martin
James Bond wannabe

 

[GranTurismo guy]

Ferrari California - bought the most expensive badge to look super rich; bought the cheapest model because not actually super rich. A one-upmanship guy, basically

 

[R5]

Old Mini: Is Mr Bean

Fixed

 

[Harsk100]

Bugatti Veyron, A supercar with muscles!
VW Sambabus- A car for hippies
Cadillac Escalade- Ghetto People's car
Ford Mustang 1968- A car for people which love the 60's!

 

[GranTurismo guy]

Bugatti Veyron, A supercar with muscles!

Okayyy, but what's the stereotype?

 

[R5]

Bugatti Veyron, tasteless owners

Fixed this too.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Fixed this too.

Bugatti Veyron - More money than sense

 

[R5]

Bugatti Veyron - More money than sense

The owners or VW?

 

[The Stig Farmer]

The owners or VW?

Owners.