What is the worst song ever?Music

[Camaroyenko]

Plain and simple, Justin Bieber

 

[dice1998]

 

[Prosthetic]

Plain and simple, Justin Bieber

That isn't a song.

 

[Camaroyenko]

Yes but all of his songs are the worst.

 

[DK]

Yes but all of his songs are the worst.

The worst? Even worse than Rebecca Black and Jenna Rose (infamous for "My Jeans")?

 

[Camaroyenko]

Rebecca Black is just....random. I hate her songs too, but at least I can laugh through them.

 

[Prosthetic]

Rebecca Black is just....random. I hate her songs too, but at least I can laugh through them.

You act as if you're forced to listen.

 

[Camaroyenko]

You act as if you're forced to listen.

O_o

 

[astrosdude91]

Ok we get it! The internet hates Justin Bieber. Will you people move on already??

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Especially fitting given that I just watched the episode of 30 ROCK where Alec Baldwin is pitching a voice-activated television. After it largely fails (the actors say things that trigger television commands), Baldwin says "crap" and the channel changes to KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS.

 

[Tesla]

I win.

This video haunted me as a child.

 

[Stiggy]

I had the unfortunate displeasure of hearing the second half of this song on a music video show this morning:


There may or may not be some profanity in this, because there is no way I'm going to listen to it again just to see if there is any.

 

[X5.]

Anything Justin Bieber. Anything Beyonce.

 

[Camaroyenko]

Especially fitting given that I just watched the episode of 30 ROCK where Alec Baldwin is pitching a voice-activated television. After it largely fails (the actors say things that trigger television commands), Baldwin says "crap" and the channel changes to KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS.

Her music may suck but she's quite hot

 

[PHCharls]

 

[Principalities]

I win.

I'm proud to say i grew up in the 90s, with this kind of music

... I think interludes does win. I can't see how this became a hit, but then again, I was pretty young at the time!

 

[DromeGT]

That song which is used all the time on YouTube by 009 Soundsystem.

 

[disinfected]

That song which is used all the time on YouTube by 009 Soundsystem.

ALL the time.

 

[disinfected]

So awesomely bad.

 

[Sly Guy]

 

[Michelin]

Rebecca Black. Need I say more?

 

[Minty]

I use to hear Firday and think "this is awful, but I don't get why it gets the amount of hate it does". Yeah, it's terrible, and abuses the hell out of auto-tune, but I've heard worse.

But then I heard it without the auto-tune.


It....it actually gives me a headache.

Oh, and I can't tell if the judges were payed off, or they were in too much pain to hit the buzzer.

 

[p-coletray]

beat that whole friday song thing.

 

[p-coletray]

So awesomely bad.

This deserves some friends.
Look close, that's Rick James, BIT:censored:h!


If you are a man, not attracted to men, you will be if you watch this whole video.


Do not watch this


If aliens visit, humanity will be destroyed for this.

 

[McLaren]

So awesomely bad.

I love it. It's just so obviously 80's.

beat that whole friday song thing.

You must be young. Not one of Kiss' greatest songs, but far from the worst song ever written.

I use to hear Firday and think "this is awful, but I don't get why it gets the amount of hate it does". Yeah, it's terrible, and abuses the hell out of auto-tune, but I've heard worse.

But then I heard it without the auto-tune.


It....it actually gives me a headache.

Oh, and I can't tell if the judges were payed off, or they were in too much pain to hit the buzzer.

I think whoever was in charge of the music knew it was going to be bad. I can barely hear her outside her chorus.

 

[Camaroyenko]

I love it. It's just so obviously 80's.

You must be young. Not one of Kiss' greatest songs, but far from the worst song ever written.

👍👍👍

 

[p-coletray]

You must be young. Not one of Kiss' greatest songs, but far from the worst song ever written.

I grew up in the 80's and early 90's. That video was the epitome of the dozens of butt-rock bands just trying to survive the grunge and alternative onslaught. It just kills me how bad that song was compared to their good stuff. No worries, I don't hate kiss. Now Chains, Bush, and even some others are trying to comeback, and their new stuff sucks on that same level.

Edit: I've been thinking alot about this Kiss controversy. They do suck, they suck hard, even the "good stuff" regardless of my age. And that is the worst song, ever. If I was torturing the Al-qaeda, thats my first pick, folowed by Wham!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

If this is a real song, then the end of civilisation is very near. Because it's being used to promote the third-season premiere of "Glee", it naturally gets played at least once an ad break on the three stations owned by the channel that broadcasts the show. It's joined a growing list of ads that I instantly put on mute. Like this one, which is being used to promote Dodo, an internet service provider/phone company:



DIE!

 

[Dennisch]

HAHAHAHA that's some old crap you dug up there!

They have more songs, that suck that much. Dutch music FTL.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

That's not actually a real song. It's a Eurovision parody (just listen to some of the lyrics - "Only thing can stop us is flat tyre" in a song about a space ship) by a group of Australians; Zlad's real name is Santo Cilauro, one of the writers a larger series known as Jetlag Travel, a collection of parody travel guides. Zladklo Vladcik is a character from Molvanîa, a fictional Eastern European Country (other entries include Phaic Tăn and San Sombrèro). They're actually very, very funny, mostly because they take the subject quite seriously and try and make the countries sound appealing despite the fact that no-one in their right mind would ever visit them.