What is the worst song ever?Music 

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It's not my cup of tea. I know it's a common phrase to use but it all really sounds the same to me, however I don't believe it's the fault of the performers. I admit a few have genuine talent but the problems arise when Simon Cowell gets his grubby corporate money making claws on them and drags out any creativity they may have previously had and turns them into another form of income.
I agree and I never watch the show, but my point still stands, there are a few good songs by them and my point about live performing is right. Even One Direction are able to pull it off (despite my absolute loathing for them).
 
Kanye threw in his last-minute nomination that is, surprise, a love song to Kim.


I would post the official video, but it's pretty risque with Kim having to be topless throughout 3/4th of it (no actual nudity, though). But, the video just adds bonus points to the crap shoot it is. First 30 seconds ain't bad, though.
 

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This definitely contends for the worst song ever but I find it catchy, I really don't know what's wrong with me.
 
This used to "my song" when I was in seventh and eighth grade, back when I was young and stupid. Now, I have been graduated for a year and a half and now that I hear it again, I realize how dumb of a song it is, I mean look at the lyrics, it's random and it doesn't really make any sense at all. Definitely one of the worst songs ever and possibly the most overrated.

 
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Kanye threw in his last-minute nomination that is, surprise, a love song to Kim.


I would post the official video, but it's pretty risque with Kim having to be topless throughout 3/4th of it (no actual nudity, though). But, the video just adds bonus points to the crap shoot it is. First 30 seconds ain't bad, though.


It's OK, I found a substitute that most people would find suitable

 
Here's a little gem from GTA V. I have to switch the station or get out of my apartment immediately (Since I'm too lazy to switch the station).



I mean really, who the hell said this would be a great idea to put into a triple-A game?!
 
Here's a little gem from GTA V. I have to switch the station or get out of my apartment immediately (Since I'm too lazy to switch the station).



I mean really, who the hell said this would be a great idea to put into a triple-A game?!


:yuck:

I love the instrumental though:

 
If you are ever in need of some terribad EDM songs (DISCLAIMER: Not all EDM is awful, just the 🤬 you hear on the radio is), just look up Tanki Online on YouTube and watch a few videos. I only heard about this game today, so I was curious and decided to try and watch some of them. Big mistake. None of them contain the original audio. Just some of the worst Euro dance songs I've ever heard.

Mini rant. Highlight to read: They all have terrible quality, terrible music, terrible recording software, and terrible editing (Windows Movie Maker galore). The production quality of every video makes it seem like it comes from eleven year olds. With all of the songs people have been putting over the game audio, one has to wonder: Does the game really sound that bad to the point where you need to mask it with even worse songs?

Rant over.
 


I know it's intentionally bad, but...wow. My favourite bit is when Hallelujah comes in and the drum machine decides NOPE and just does its own thing.
 
Now just put it in G Major, blast the volume to painfully loud levels, and play it through the chat system of your favorite multiplayer game for everyone to bask in the glory of it.
 
Donkeyboy - City boy! GOD I hate that song! It was torture when it was all new and being played on the radio constantly!
A funny little detail about it however, is that in the chorus, it kind of sounds like they sing "underneath my skin there's a negro" which is kind of WTF?! :odd:



EDIT: and the video is anoying aswell!
 
Donkeyboy - City boy! GOD I hate that song! It was torture when it was all new and being played on the radio constantly!
A funny little detail about it however, is that in the chorus, it kind of sounds like they sing "underneath my skin there's a negro" which is kind of WTF?! :odd:



EDIT: and the video is anoying aswell!

Is it bad that I like that?
And the lyrics are 'eagle' and 'ego' respectively.
 
Yeah I know, had to look it up to find out what the lyrics really were :-). Still hear the negro thing though :-)
 
Yeah I know, had to look it up to find out what the lyrics really were :-). Still hear the negro thing though :-)
It has, as of this morning, become my new favourite song.
 
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