What is the worst song ever?Music 

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"Hey Brother" by Avicii is just a long, moaning dirge. It's as if country music and EDM had made a baby, and the entire pregnancy was spent in Chernobyl's exclusion zone.
Avicii is just bad in general, had no idea he made that song though. :dunce:
 
Never Gonna Give You Up is brilliant imo! :D Me and my friends were actually singing it in our free today... and you wonder why we're classed as the weird corner of the common room. :lol:
 
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"Hey Brother" by Avicii is just a long, moaning dirge. It's as if country music and EDM had made a baby, and the entire pregnancy was spent in Chernobyl's exclusion zone.
He really tries to squeeze random genres onto the same generic house track. Apparently, 'folktronica' is now a thing.
 
He really tries to squeeze random genres onto the same generic house track. Apparently, 'folktronica' is now a thing.
Folktronica? I think you'll find the word is Farmhouse.

These new Avicii songs are AMAZING, what do you guys have against them. Wake Me Up is spectacularly brilliant.
 

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On an interesting note, the music video to 'Freaxxx' by BrokeNCYDE (nominated very early in the thread, still owns it IMO) features several Blood On The Dancefloor t-shirts. Yay, fun facts.
 
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These new Avicii songs are AMAZING, what do you guys have against them.
They're crap. It's just musical vomit.

Speaking of musical vomit, "Money On My Mind" by Rihanna is ear-stabbingly painful, even if you hear it for a split-second when changing stations.
 
I would say, anything by Rihanna, she has the musical talents of an Octopus and her songs make me want to tear my eyes out with a fork.
 
This right here, probably another one of those songs I wish I had never heard at all. The beats are a complete ear ache, the chorus is horrible and the dudes in this song sound like they are high on something. The lead singer may live in the same state as I do, but he just can't sing. 👎:yuck:



Never Gonna Give You Up is brilliant imo! :D
I agree as well. 👍
 
New worst song ever: Katy Perry's "Roar".

Whenever I hear this song, the cynic in me automatically reaches the conclusion that this song was written to exploit people with stories pitched as being inspirational, as if a group of executives sat down and decided that all of these "inspirational" stories need a soundtrack, and so they wrote a pop song for it.

Honestly, this would not actually surprise me if this was true. I saw her interviewed on Letterman once, and I was struck by just how dumb she is. She's got the IQ of a goldfish. I don't think even Letterman knew what to do. So she obviously has people making all the decisions for her.
 
This right here, probably another one of those songs I wish I had never heard at all. The beats are a complete ear ache, the chorus is horrible and the dudes in this song sound like they are high on something. The lead singer may live in the same state as I do, but he just can't sing. 👎:yuck:

I agree, but I think the chorus is funny because it's so bad.
 
New worst song ever: Katy Perry's "Roar".

Whenever I hear this song, the cynic in me automatically reaches the conclusion that this song was written to exploit people with stories pitched as being inspirational, as if a group of executives sat down and decided that all of these "inspirational" stories need a soundtrack, and so they wrote a pop song for it.

Honestly, this would not actually surprise me if this was true. I saw her interviewed on Letterman once, and I was struck by just how dumb she is. She's got the IQ of a goldfish. I don't think even Letterman knew what to do. So she obviously has people making all the decisions for her.
All Katy Perry songs are exactly the same relationship/inspirational crap in a shouty voice.
 
New worst song ever: Katy Perry's "Roar".

Whenever I hear this song, the cynic in me automatically reaches the conclusion that this song was written to exploit people with stories pitched as being inspirational, as if a group of executives sat down and decided that all of these "inspirational" stories need a soundtrack, and so they wrote a pop song for it.
Agreed, I'm willing to bet that over the next year, this song will be played at least once in every episode of the "X Factor" (and its equivalents throughout the English-speaking world)
 
Another horrible one: I don't know the name or the artist, but it goes "I don't look for trouble, but trouble looks for me".

It's horrible because it's being used to promote a brand-new radio station featuring Vile Kyle Sandilands, who may be the worst human being ever (he once bullied a fourteen year old girl into admitting she had been raped, asked her if she had enjoyed it, while her mother was on the phone to the show at the time - which the girl did not know - all of which was broadcast live), and his zero-IQ sidekick, Jackie O (who thought the aforementioned episode was hilarious).

The man does not go looking for trouble. He gets off on it.
 
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